[automatic bzooty]

Originally Posted by Glice

And what, might I ask, have you done? Mm?

i ain't done shit, good sir.

and i've never claimed to.

i'm about to eat a sandwich though.

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

my ex girlfriend. she told me that nico had sex with her son.

its on the tinterweb, its must be true.

[gmku]

I was really worried about Paris, and I'm so glad that I was able to hear this news. It's made a real difference in my life. This news was soooo thread-worthy!

[floatingslowly]

for dinner, I had the reuban.

[gmku]

Chili.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

my ex girlfriend. she told me that nico had sex with her son.

who was your ex girlfriend sucking off at that time?

[Toilet & Bowels]

me? nico's son? who knows?

[automatic bzooty]

Originally Posted by swa(y)

thats whats up!

infinitely more interesting than anything paris related. id much rather be eating a sandwich too.


good idea, actually.

awwwrite!

this just in: sandwich finished, moving on to ice cream. some sources say there may or may not have been a shitty salad on the scene...

[Genteel Death]

I was busy suckin nico off, so your ex girlfriend must have been busy being impaled by her son next door.

[Toilet & Bowels]

well then i presume that he must have said to my ex either, "you're not as good as my mum" or "you're better than my mum"

[automatic bzooty]

no threeway?

[Toilet & Bowels]

no, she wasn't into that

[infinitemusic]

Originally Posted by automatic bzooty

I work so much.

What does she even do?

I think that was her vagina talking

[infinitemusic]

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

She made a great pop record. She's my favourite celebrity by and large. She often comes across as 100 times more sincere than the dummies who pass on as stars.

Oh my god people like you are fucking annoying. Just die already

[alteredcourse]

Originally Posted by Glice

She did this. Which was, unfortunately, the best song on the album. Still, some of the other songs were alright.

And what, might I ask, have you done? Mm?

HAHA !!

[greedrex]

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

(Paris Hilton)'s my favourite celebrity by and large.

noted for future reference. That explains a lot!

[Glice]

Originally Posted by infinitemusic

Oh my god people like you are fucking annoying. Just die already

Can you imagine what would happen if we let people that enjoy things that aren't ugly white boys with shit guitars carry on? Breed even? People might actually enjoy themselves. In public, even! Won't somebody think of the children?

Haha, seriously though, chill. You useless prick.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by greedrex

noted for future reference. That explains a lot!

You're incapable of understanding simple concepts because your brain has gay malaria.

[pbradley]

Can you imagine what would happen if we let useless socialites keep garnering self-conscious self-reference? Can you imagine what would happen if we? Can you imagine what? Can you imagine? Can?

[pbradley]

Oh! The ancient ones are awake!