alright, you asked for it so i'll give it to you - Page 2

davenotdead · 06.07.2010, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

6'3

why is that relevant??

you've always had a thing for taller dudes

SONIC GAIL · 06.07.2010, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

it was actually a pump but i have a couple pairs of clogs around here somewhere, just in case......

I've been guilty of that one before too

Genteel Death · 06.07.2010, 11:46 AM

Congratulations. Who's the lucky one?

Satan · 06.07.2010, 12:21 PM

i'm the lucky one. he's got a handful or three.

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Originally Posted by space

how is that a hijack more than yr post saying it as such? it's relevant as the day is already AUSpicious.

satan will look lovely in her black dress.

turquoise, not black.

dave -- tall guys are super hot plus i'm pretty tall myself

thankees all around

EVOLghost · 06.07.2010, 12:28 PM

Irjfhdh grAts dood. What's the address to hell? I'd like to send you guys some silverware for yer wedding

MellySingsDoom · 06.07.2010, 12:42 PM

Congratulations to ya!

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 06.07.2010, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL

I've been guilty of that one before too

all men have been beat up with a shoe, either by their momma or their chica, we all know about the shoe.

satan, that is good news, I was out of the loop, but congratulations, to make such a traditional step is truly revolutionary. All the revolutions have been mass marketed and commercialized, the true revolution is to take back tradition. propz

Rob Instigator · 06.07.2010, 01:14 PM

last wekk my fiancee was so pissed she smacked me with a shoe too. and before that with wet laundry.

!@#$%! · 06.07.2010, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

last wekk my fiancee was so pissed she smacked me with a shoe too. and before that with wet laundry.

you gotta learn to duck and hide under tables-- domestic survival skill #1!
flying chairs are harder to avoid though

knox · 06.07.2010, 01:21 PM

is that kind of destruction common? i would never treat my shoes badly.

Rob Instigator · 06.07.2010, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

is that kind of destruction common? i would never treat my shoes badly.

materialist

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 06.07.2010, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

is that kind of destruction common? i would never treat my shoes badly.

wanna get some coffee or a drink somewhere later

!@#$%! · 06.07.2010, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

wanna get some coffee or a drink somewhere later

you're trying to give her a good reason to destroy her shoes, don't you?

SONIC GAIL · 06.07.2010, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

is that kind of destruction common? i would never treat my shoes badly.

oh yes shoes mirrors whatever is close by at the time

!@#$%! · 06.07.2010, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL

oh yes shoes mirrors whatever is close by at the time

but the shoe is more symbolic, and traditional

it says "you're beneath me, and i trample on your ancestors, you lowly bastard!"

a cast-iron pan is symbolic when wielded by housewives with kitchen PTSD. otherwise it's just heavy artillery or a very blunt instrument. in my case, i'm the one doing the cooking, and i enjoy cooking, so i'm safe on that front. those things are heavy!

Rob Instigator · 06.07.2010, 02:08 PM

shoes are highly symoblic to hit yr man with, but wet laundry is just extra humiliating. don;t know why

!@#$%! · 06.07.2010, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

shoes are highly symoblic to hit yr man with, but wet laundry is just extra humiliating. don;t know why

it's reminiscent of being hit with a wet towel in the locker room. twist the soaked tip, tense back rolled tower, snap! the pain... it could trigger PTSD in some people.

dale_gribble · 06.07.2010, 02:14 PM

marriage is for suckers.

!@#$%! · 06.07.2010, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by dale_gribble

marriage is for suckers.

yr profile says you're 21. let us know your thoughts when you're 50 and single.

just sayin'

BTW- by marriage i don't mean "traditional family with 2.5 kids in the suburbs". i mean having any kind of family group to live and age with. cuz your parents will be gone, and friends suck and won't last you much past 30-- for sure they won't clean your shit when you're sick.

Rob Instigator · 06.07.2010, 02:22 PM

sharing a life with someone you love and respect, and who is hopefully your best friend, is on of the greatest things that can happen to a human being.

"life is very long, when yr lonely." - The Moz

Mariage is only "for suckers" if you expect too much from it. It is, like anything worthwhile in the world, a lot of hard work, hopefully punctuated by boisterous and vigorous balls-deep pinnacles of joy

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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	sharing a life with someone you love and respect, and who is hopefully your best friend, is on of the greatest things that can happen to a human being. "life is very long, when yr lonely." - The Moz Mariage is only "for suckers" if you expect too much from it. It is, like anything worthwhile in the world, a lot of hard work, hopefully punctuated by boisterous and vigorous balls-deep pinnacles of joy __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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