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Old 08.23.2013, 11:56 AM   #17241
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Old 08.23.2013, 02:19 PM   #17242
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If they really want to give Affleck a challenge make him use the classic grey and blue Batman suit, enough with the all black suit.
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Old 08.23.2013, 04:15 PM   #17243
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List of people that would make a better Batman than Ben Affleck:

1. Keanu Reeves
2. Casey Affleck
3. Casey Anthony
4. Carmelo Anthony
5. Rob Reiner
6. Chris Tucker
7. An actual bat
8. The Dog from "Air Bud"
9. H. Jon Benjamin.
10.Carrie Fisher
11. Neil Armstrong
12. Wayne Knight
13. George Zimmerman
14. Kim Jong-Un
15. Oogachaka Baby
16. Kermit the Frog
17. The Naked Cowboy
18. Adam West
19. Dennis Rodman
20. Bob Filner
21. Jackie Chan
22. Will Smith
23. Jet Li
24. Jason Staham
25. Ashton Kutcher
26. The fat kid from two and a half men that got fired
27. Harry Potter
28. Rubin Stutters
29. TM
30. Kate Upton
31.Simon
32.Garfunkel
33.Richard Simmons
34. Gene Simmons.
35. Gene Wilder
36. Steven Seagal
37. O.J. Simpson (post Murder)
38. O.J. Simpson (pre Murder)
39. Jason Segel
40. Me....
41. The Crypt Keeper
42. Mike Waslowski
43. Godzilla (1998)
44. Margaret Thatcher (now)
45. Russell Brand
46. Mr. Stay Pufft
47. The guy who gathers cans from my trash
48. His wife (who patiently waits in the truck)
49. Vernon Troyer
50. Tupac (as a laser hologram)
51. Bill Shatner
52. Bill Clinton
53. Bill Murray
54. Shaquille O'Neal
55. Michael Jordan
56. Michael Jackson
57. Mike Tyson
58. Hodor
59. The Rock
60. Sloth (from The Goonies)
61. Boutros Boutros-Ghali
62. William Shatner
63. Tim Tebow
64. Matt Damon
65. George Clooney
66. Terry Crews
67. Tom Welling
68. Nicolas Cage
69. Hayden Christensen
70. Michael Cera
71. The other Michael Cera (Jesse Eisenberg)
72. Will Ferrell
73. Colin Farrell

Haha. Brilliant.

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Old 08.24.2013, 08:32 AM   #17244
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Fuck Batman, he's a millionaire authoritarian thug.
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Old 08.24.2013, 06:59 PM   #17245
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Werckmeister Harmonies,

Strange, haunting, puzzling, cryptic, mesmerising, with a beautiful score.
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Old 08.24.2013, 08:56 PM   #17246
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List of people that would make a better Batman than Ben Affleck:


4. Carmelo Anthony
Cornrows tuff guy Melo or effeminate gay mustache Melo? Either way, the guy doesn't play enough defense to be Batman but that absurdity alone is what would still make it better than Ben Affleck,

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6. Chris Tucker

fo sho!


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21. Jackie Chan

That would be fucking epic.

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22. Will Smith

What is sad, is that even after Wild Wild West, Will Smith is definitely the better candidate than fucking Ben Affleck.

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54. Shaquille O'Neal
Kazaam is still better than Ben Affleck, there, I said it. Even those terrible recent Buick commercials are better than Ben Affleck, though in truth, those commercials might be better with Ben Affleck than Shaq, so really, they could just switch.

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59. The Rock

Surprisingly this could work, the Rock is like Steven Seagal 2.0, he can sort of act, only is a much more likeable guy so you tolerate his mediocre talent.

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66. Terry Crews

 

Winner. Roll it!


But really now, why couldn't they just bring back Christian Bale, that dude kind of nailed it the way Michael Keaton did.
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Old 08.25.2013, 02:29 PM   #17247
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Old 08.25.2013, 03:26 PM   #17248
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Werckmeister Harmonies,

Strange, haunting, puzzling, cryptic, mesmerising, with a beautiful score.

oh, i have this to watch, and i've watched part of it but it was so good i put it aside to finish on a good long lazy day (today probably), but did you find the dvd transfer as terrible as i did? the fucking thing is cakeboxed (a letterbox inside a pillarbox, in other words, they stuck a widescreen (i think it's a 1.66) inside a 4:3, then they stuck that as a widescreen dvd, so you have black bars on top and bottom and on each side, and if you try to zoom it in to eliminate one set of bars it's all pixelated.)

criterion has to get their hands on this things and reissue. yes, maybe it doesn't matter "for the story", but what i've seen so far is fucking gorgeous and deserves a lot more respect from its medium.

----

ANYWAY.

watched susan seidelman's "smithereens" which was everything that the amos poe move i mentioned the otehr day wasn't-- fun, watchable, meaningful, *in color*, etx. also, great feelies soundtrack, and richard hell is awesome in it, etc., etc.





 


found out through commentary track this was the first indie american movie in cannes (apparently cassavetes didn't make it? maybe it's bullshit). anyway, i expected absolute caca in the name of new york hype and it turned out to be great actually. well not a masterpiece but totally watchable and good, even if the story was a little, hm, what's the word, "geometric"? meaning, it followed a sort of predictable pattern so you soon knew where everything was going. still, good fun, well made low-budget movie, and the main character reminded me of the idea i have of some boardies ha ha ha ha.



 


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Old 08.25.2013, 03:32 PM   #17249
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OH DAMN I CALL BULLSHIT-- the director said they were the first "indie" movie in cannes but SHADOWS won a prize there.

ah, self-hyping east villagers from the 70s! incorrigible...
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Old 08.26.2013, 11:23 AM   #17250
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Machete is OK. I got bored about 20 minutes in.

it was awesome! like, terrible-good. i enjoyed it lots.

i think you just hated the villain's last-name, rogelio. i mean roberto!

(ha ha ha yes i know-- z not s)
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Old 08.26.2013, 11:28 AM   #17251
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Old 08.26.2013, 12:09 PM   #17252
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OH DAMN I CALL BULLSHIT-- the director said they were the first "indie" movie in cannes but SHADOWS won a prize there.

ah, self-hyping east villagers from the 70s! incorrigible...

It seems like there's a lot of conflicting information about Shadows being at Cannes. Some say it won the critics award there but to my knowledge that was at Venice. I don't think it actually showed at Cannes. I just checked the Cannes website and it isn't mentioned anywhere. I may well be wrong though.

Anyway, just watched

 


The Border

Strange film. The cast, theme, director, pretty much everything about this film should've made it an absolute winner. It's not bad just a bit underwhelming, in a way that no film set on the US-Mexican border in the late 70s and starring Warren Oates, Jack Nicholson and Harvey Keitel has any right to be.
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Old 08.26.2013, 12:59 PM   #17253
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Rogelio is my cousin's name! ha!!!!

does he look uncannily similar to steven seagal??

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It seems like there's a lot of conflicting information about Shadows being at Cannes. Some say it won the critics award there but to my knowledge that was at Venice. I don't think it actually showed at Cannes. I just checked the Cannes website and it isn't mentioned anywhere. I may well be wrong though.


yeah I'm looking and i'm not finding anything. ha ha ha ha. the lying bastards!

there is no "critics award" at cannes! it's the grand prix or the jury prize or some such shit but no "critics".

ah, the fucking internet echo chamber...

thanks for checking that!
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!!!! Terry Crews. i'm just remembering his role in Idiocracy.

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Haha! Sorry. I'm just not having that.

 

 

 

 
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yeah I'm looking and i'm not finding anything. ha ha ha ha. the lying bastards!

there is no "critics award" at cannes! it's the grand prix or the jury prize or some such shit but no "critics".

ah, the fucking internet echo chamber...

thanks for checking that!

There is a critics award but it's part of International Critics' Week, which is part of Cannes but the award is decided by critics rather than the festival's own jury. So it's not as easy to find if you're looking up the Cannes festival proper. Either way it didn't actually exist until a few years after Shadows was released.
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