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04.23.2007, 07:31 AM
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Yes certainly. Just hold it tight until it turns purple and stops throbbing. Reverse the process to start it up again. |
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04.23.2007, 07:34 AM
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Dear Pookie,
How are you celebrating St George's Day? Dave the Dragon. |
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04.23.2007, 07:36 AM
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Dearest Pookie,
Do you know what you've just started? Regards Franz's hand |
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04.23.2007, 07:44 AM
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Well, I have a sticky dilemma. I've always held a joint celebration on 23rd April. Of course it's St. George's Day (happy birthday sire). And of course it's my mum's birthday (happy 64th mum). But I (and other scholars) have always presumed Shakespeare's birthday was on 23rd April. But I've recently found out that this isn't the case. Shakespeare certainly died on St. George's Day, and he was probably christened on 23rd, but he was almost certainly born on 22nd. His granddaughter was married on 22nd in honour of her famous relation (the anniversary of his birth?) So my celebrations this year will be tinged with some confusion and sadness. |
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04.23.2007, 07:48 AM
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Hopefully, the single cylinder crankshaft on your moped. What did you think I was talking about? |
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04.23.2007, 07:49 AM
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Dear Pookie,
To whom should I give some reputation in order that I can give some to you? |
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04.23.2007, 07:52 AM
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Dear Pookie,
What did i think you were talking about? Yours Franz's clean and perfumed hand Franz's body |
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04.23.2007, 07:58 AM
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Dear Pookie,
How can i make a girl like me from a distance? Trevor, Kendal. |
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04.23.2007, 08:01 AM
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Why would you want a girl to like you from a distance? |
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04.23.2007, 08:02 AM
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What do you think I think you were talking about? |
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04.23.2007, 08:07 AM
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Don't worry about it, knowing that I've enriched people's pathetic and pointless lives with my advice is all the reward I need. |
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04.23.2007, 08:12 AM
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Dear Pookie,
Thank you for enriching my pathetic and pointless life with your advice. Would you like me to light a candle for you when I next go to church? All the best, Little Timmy |
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04.23.2007, 08:27 AM
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Not if you're going to be doing it sarcastically. |
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04.23.2007, 08:28 AM
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dear pookie,
should i try? mick, hemsby.
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04.23.2007, 08:35 AM
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Dear Pookie,
Why are Belgian Buns called Belgian Buns? Best regards, Auntie Mildred |
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04.23.2007, 08:37 AM
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Certainly give it a go. If you don't succeed, just say to yourself, "I gave it a go, jolly good for me". If you fail, just say, "Oh well, at least I gave it a go". If you don't give it a go, but succeed anyway, say to yourself, "I should have given it a go, but never mind because I did it anyway". If you don't give it a go and fail, just say, "I should have given it a go, but didn't and so may have succeeded if I had. But then again, I could have given it a go and failed, and may have felt worse than I feel now, having not given it a go and failed. On the other hand, I could have given it a go, succeeded, decided that it wasn't what I wanted anyway, and felt worse than I do now, having not given it a go and failed, or if I had not given it a go and succeeded and decided it wasn't what I wanted, and why did I succeed at something that ultimately I didn't even want and didn't even attempt to go for?". |
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04.23.2007, 08:54 AM
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Dear Pookie,
When wearing pink stilettos, and all you have a red dress, what must one to to have a matching combination? Drag in a Drama. |
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04.23.2007, 10:46 AM
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Dear Pookie,
Chelsea or Man Utd? |
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04.24.2007, 07:04 AM
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Dear Pookie,
Why haven't you answered your Auntie Mildred's question? Uncle Dave Quote:
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04.24.2007, 07:06 AM
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I actually thought it was a joke. I've been waiting for the punchline. |
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