Mark Ronson remixes Dylan

MellySingsDoom · 08.02.2007, 01:05 PM

Here's current media fave Mark Ronson offering a clip from his remix of a Bob Dyalan song (on his MySpace) site:

http://www.myspace.com/markronson

To me, it sounds like Ronson has shoehorned his usual "hip hop beat and horns" presets onto the tune. Utterly lazy and predictable pish.

jonathan · 08.02.2007, 02:45 PM

hahahahaha this is god damn ridiculous.

demonrail666 · 08.02.2007, 03:41 PM

That cunt's really starting to get on my nerves.

Glice · 08.02.2007, 04:09 PM

I'm glad I'm not the only one to think that he's the worst thing ever.

Open message to Lily Allen: Lily, I really, really love you and want to have your babies. If you don't want me, that's fine, but for the love of God stop kicking about with Mark 'Shit' Ronson. I can't offer you much, but I can tell you who's a shitty, cheap wanker who needs to die (i.e. Mark Ronson).

demonrail666 · 08.02.2007, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

I'm glad I'm not the only one to think that he's the worst thing ever.

Open message to Lily Allen: Lily, I really, really love you and want to have your babies. If you don't want me, that's fine, but for the love of God stop kicking about with Mark 'Shit' Ronson. I can't offer you much, but I can tell you who's a shitty, cheap wanker who needs to die (i.e. Mark Ronson).

I agree wholeheartedly with everything said in this post. Although, from a strictly biological perspective, I'd rather she had my babies, than I had hers.

Savage Clone · 08.02.2007, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

I can't offer you much except my throbbing member, which, as has been noted in the past, really is quite large.

I say expect a call.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 08.02.2007, 04:19 PM

what a fucking asshole!
why is he remixing dylan?

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 08.02.2007, 04:20 PM

it should be illegal to touch anything dylan does

demonrail666 · 08.02.2007, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

what a fucking asshole!
why is he remixing dylan?

because he's a fucking asshole?

Glice · 08.02.2007, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

it should be illegal to touch anything dylan does

It's not so much the whole remixing Dylan thing as the existing generally thing that annoys me about Ronson. If he were to do what Alec Empire did to Elvis (who, incidentally, I adore) then I would heartily applaud. He will, however, do something infinitely worse than Dylan, which, in itself, is quite impressive; however, Dylan is shit, Ronson is shit, and perhaps they should both just die and let everyone remember that, in spite of the pain, justice does infrequently happen.

MellySingsDoom · 08.02.2007, 04:27 PM

Ronson's entire reputation rests on doing "Ooh Wee", a song that is mildly diverting at best. I guarantee he'll end up producing/remixing/putting those stupid horns over at least one tune on Kylie's forthcoming album.

He lives in New York, apparently - can we start a fund to get Glice/demon to fly over to NY with the express purpose of punching him repeatedly in the cock?

demonrail666 · 08.02.2007, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

can we start a fund to get Glice/demon to fly over to NY with the express purpose of punching him repeatedly in the cock?

I'm in. Glice?

Glice · 08.02.2007, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

I'm in. Glice?

YES YES YES.

Let's kick him in the cock! Whoo!

MellySingsDoom · 08.02.2007, 04:33 PM

Right boardies, start your putting "Glice & Demon Cockbash '07" pledges in - together, we can make a difference.

demonrail666 · 08.02.2007, 04:36 PM

We'll need codewords, gadgets, briefcases and tuxedos. I don't want anything going wrong here Melly. This is a major operation.

Savage Clone · 08.02.2007, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

We'll need codewords, gadgets, briefcases and tuxedos. I don't want anything going wrong here Melly. This is a major operation.

With the possible exception of the tuxedo part, this sounds more like a recipe for some delicious sadomasochistic sex play between yourself and Glice.
Which could also involve some cock-punching if that's your bag, I suppose...

MellySingsDoom · 08.02.2007, 04:40 PM

demonrail666 - I advise you listen to Big Black's "Things to Do" as a reference for for a plan of action - "Buy a pack of Squares" and so on.

Glice · 08.02.2007, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

We'll need codewords, gadgets, briefcases and tuxedos. I don't want anything going wrong here Melly. This is a major operation.

I'm glad you're thinking of organisation. To be honest, I couldn't tell you what he looks like, so I was thinking of going over to the states and twatting the cunt off of any cunt who looks like that cunt, or looks like he may be a cunt or may just be, in fact, a cunt.

demonrail666 · 08.02.2007, 04:45 PM

We'll talk about this when we rendezvous at Nassau. We can look at slides of Ronson in a dark cigar smoke filled operation room over glasses of Whiskey.

Toilet & Bowels · 08.02.2007, 07:09 PM

it's hardly fair to lay the blame on this mark ronson chap for lily allen and bob dylan being rubbish

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MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Here's current media fave Mark Ronson offering a clip from his remix of a Bob Dyalan song (on his MySpace) site: http://www.myspace.com/markronson To me, it sounds like Ronson has shoehorned his usual "hip hop beat and horns" presets onto the tune. Utterly lazy and predictable pish. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Ronson's entire reputation rests on doing "Ooh Wee", a song that is mildly diverting at best. I guarantee he'll end up producing/remixing/putting those stupid horns over at least one tune on Kylie's forthcoming album. He lives in New York, apparently - can we start a fund to get Glice/demon to fly over to NY with the express purpose of punching him repeatedly in the cock? __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Right boardies, start your putting "Glice & Demon Cockbash '07" pledges in - together, we can make a difference. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	We'll need codewords, gadgets, briefcases and tuxedos. I don't want anything going wrong here Melly. This is a major operation.
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MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	demonrail666 - I advise you listen to Big Black's "Things to Do" as a reference for for a plan of action - "Buy a pack of Squares" and so on. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	We'll talk about this when we rendezvous at Nassau. We can look at slides of Ronson in a dark cigar smoke filled operation room over glasses of Whiskey.
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