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Gulasch Noir · 09.09.2006, 10:26 AM

Dear Pook,
i want to convince my girlfriend of the benefits of anal sex. Now you are an experienced man. What should I do/say?

jon boy · 09.09.2006, 10:26 AM

dear pookie,

i am a real cunt to everyone but in my heart i love every single person dearly. i have problems expresing this. what sould i do?

van morrison, your mums bed.

Gulasch Noir · 09.09.2006, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by space_monkey

dragi pookie i have a problem!

vec dosta dugo nemam curu,nikako nemogu naći ,u depresiji sam ,sta da radim? niko me neće ,zar sam ružan??
pozdrav ! ! ! you must understand that

Croatia has the most wonderful women I have seen. And with wonderful I mean great "balcony". My girlfriend concurs.

Everyneurotic · 09.09.2006, 10:30 AM

hey pookie,

all these years i'm startin' to feel loneley, so i was wondering if it was time to reveal myself to the public again. i want to end those myths about me dying in the can.

shake it baby!

elvis "a picture of me with bigfoot gets you $15 000" presley

space_monkey · 09.09.2006, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gulasch Noir

Croatia has the most wonderful women I have seen. And with wonderful I mean great "balcony". My girlfriend concurs.

danke schoene ,everybody says that croatian are the most beuthiful girl ..maybe... but i saw fucking good italian girls ,,fuck they are wonderful...but stupid!

Pookie · 09.09.2006, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hassan "butch" al-akrut

dear pookie,

i have little to no will power; in fact, i can't gather the energies i need to go to the can whenever nature calls. so my question is, should i buy a can of onion soup to piss while watching the telly?

hassan "butch" al-akrut.

cheesequake, new jersey.

Get yourself an Edgar Allan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bono

Dear Pookie,

I REFUSE TO DIE. Should I do a duet with Robbie Williams?

Yours,

Bono, in space. That's right, space, that's how rich I am, pauper.

You should, because he also refuses to die.

Quote:

dragi pookie i have a problem!

vec dosta dugo nemam curu,nikako nemogu naći ,u depresiji sam ,sta da radim? niko me neće ,zar sam ružan??
pozdrav ! ! ! you must understand that

I do, I do. You're not alone.

porkmarras · 09.09.2006, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by space_monkey

danke schoene ,everybody says that croatian are the most beuthiful girl ..maybe... but i saw fucking good italian girls ,,fuck they are wonderful...but stupid!

What,because perhaps they shunned you?

porkmarras · 09.09.2006, 10:37 AM

Dear Pookie,
I haven't decided about my tipple of choice tonight.Any advice?

Regards

Lulu De La Fayette

Glice · 09.09.2006, 10:40 AM

Dear Pookie.

I'm terribly shy. What's the best way to pursuade Moustachioed Germans to suck my dong in a public toilet?

Yours,

Peter Palimpsest.

fishmonkey · 09.09.2006, 10:42 AM

Dear Pookie..

10 years ago my husband left me and 5 years ago the kids melted, i've started dating a 48 stone trucker called "Big Al" who spends a lot of time on the road. He swears to me he's true but why do i feel so blue? How can i keep the man when my vagina is drooping about 2 inches from the floor at all times?

Mrs Baggy Box

Pookie · 09.09.2006, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gulasch Noir

Dear Pook,
i want to convince my girlfriend of the benefits of anal sex. Now you are an experienced man. What should I do/say?

Sorry, you've entered the wrong website, you need:

www.sexinchrist.com

Quote:

Originally Posted by Van Morrison

dear pookie,

i am a real cunt to everyone but in my heart i love every single person dearly. i have problems expresing this. what sould i do?

van morrison, your mums bed.

Don't worry, everybody knows you're a real cunt, you express it very well.

Quote:

Originally Posted by elvis

hey pookie,

all these years i'm startin' to feel loneley, so i was wondering if it was time to reveal myself to the public again. i want to end those myths about me dying in the can.

shake it baby!

elvis "a picture of me with bigfoot gets you $15 000" presley

Yes, but come back as cool young elvis please. And be warned:

Everyneurotic · 09.09.2006, 10:44 AM

dear pookie,

i have a poisonous snake and fat greasy men fetish, but last time my 400 pound boyfriend, our pet cobra sparkle and me tried to make sweet sweet love, i just couldn't get it up. do you think it has anything to do with the 68 snake bites i have received in my willy and what should i do?

conrad "skinny" ries-myers.

slough

Pookie · 09.09.2006, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lulu De La Fayette

Dear Pookie,
I haven't decided about my nipple of choice tonight.Any advice?

Regards

Lulu De La Fayette

Try this one:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peter Palimpsest

Dear Pookie.

I'm terribly shy. What's the best way to pursuade Moustachioed Germans to suck my dong in a public toilet?

Yours,

Peter Palimpsest.

Try and stop them.

Gulasch Noir · 09.09.2006, 10:48 AM

Dir Pookie, i have a preference for that kind of fellatio pictures, where the fellatricis nose is held by the guy. Is this yet normal?

Gulasch Noir
Vienna

jon boy · 09.09.2006, 10:49 AM

dear pookie,

i have terrible water retention in my ankles, is this due to the menapause?

margaret swathord, hampshire.

nicfit · 09.09.2006, 10:51 AM

Dear pookie....oh,sorry i wanted to drop a line to poochie!

p.s. are you his punk brother?

erwina dementia

Pookie · 09.09.2006, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs Baggy Box

Dear Pookie..

10 years ago my husband left me and 5 years ago the kids melted, i've started dating a 48 stone trucker called "Big Al" who spends a lot of time on the road. He swears to me he's true but why do i feel so blue? How can i keep the man when my vagina is drooping about 2 inches from the floor at all times?

Mrs Baggy Box

That shouldn't be a problem if his name is anything to go by.

Quote:

Originally Posted by conrad "skinny" ries-myers

dear pookie,

i have a poisonous snake and fat greasy men fetish, but last time my 400 pound boyfriend, our pet cobra sparkle and me tried to make sweet sweet love, i just couldn't get it up. do you think it has anything to do with the 68 bites i have received in my willy and what should i do?

conrad "skinny" ries-myers.

slough

Tell your boyfriend to stop biting your willy.

Glice · 09.09.2006, 10:55 AM

Dear Pookie,

I'm afraid of the sun! Why is it such a cunt? Tell it to fuck off. The fucking bastard.

Graham Nascent.

porkmarras · 09.09.2006, 10:56 AM

Dear Pookie,
I have a small willy and the doctor told me that it wont grow any bigger either.I'm 45 years old and have been waiting for some miracles to happen for years to no avail.The choice of remedies is varied but they don't seem to work for me so i'm contemplating the idea of having plastic surgery to have it replaced.Any good words for me?

Yours

Barbarous Zappa

Bora Bora

Everyneurotic · 09.09.2006, 11:00 AM

dear pookie,

i'm an existentialist and i have read the works of the greats and the more obscure thinkers, yet i'm still feeling a little empty on the subject; i've had many a sleepless night trying to figure it out but i just can't stop thinking about it.

so, i ask you, twizzlers or red vines?

ferdinand "barney" chernovetzky.

st. petersburg, russia.

09.09.2006, 10:26 AM	#21
Gulasch Noir the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Vienna Posts: 862	Dear Pook, i want to convince my girlfriend of the benefits of anal sex. Now you are an experienced man. What should I do/say?
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	dear pookie, i am a real cunt to everyone but in my heart i love every single person dearly. i have problems expresing this. what sould i do? van morrison, your mums bed. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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09.09.2006, 10:30 AM	#24
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	hey pookie, all these years i'm startin' to feel loneley, so i was wondering if it was time to reveal myself to the public again. i want to end those myths about me dying in the can. shake it baby! elvis "a picture of me with bigfoot gets you $15 000" presley __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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09.09.2006, 10:37 AM	#28
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Dear Pookie, I haven't decided about my tipple of choice tonight.Any advice? Regards Lulu De La Fayette __________________
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09.09.2006, 10:42 AM	#30
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	Dear Pookie.. 10 years ago my husband left me and 5 years ago the kids melted, i've started dating a 48 stone trucker called "Big Al" who spends a lot of time on the road. He swears to me he's true but why do i feel so blue? How can i keep the man when my vagina is drooping about 2 inches from the floor at all times? Mrs Baggy Box __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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09.09.2006, 10:44 AM	#32
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	dear pookie, i have a poisonous snake and fat greasy men fetish, but last time my 400 pound boyfriend, our pet cobra sparkle and me tried to make sweet sweet love, i just couldn't get it up. do you think it has anything to do with the 68 snake bites i have received in my willy and what should i do? conrad "skinny" ries-myers. slough __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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09.09.2006, 10:48 AM	#34
Gulasch Noir the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Vienna Posts: 862	Dir Pookie, i have a preference for that kind of fellatio pictures, where the fellatricis nose is held by the guy. Is this yet normal? Gulasch Noir Vienna
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09.09.2006, 10:49 AM	#35
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	dear pookie, i have terrible water retention in my ankles, is this due to the menapause? margaret swathord, hampshire. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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09.09.2006, 10:51 AM	#36
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	Dear pookie....oh,sorry i wanted to drop a line to poochie! p.s. are you his punk brother? erwina dementia __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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09.09.2006, 10:56 AM	#39
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Dear Pookie, I have a small willy and the doctor told me that it wont grow any bigger either.I'm 45 years old and have been waiting for some miracles to happen for years to no avail.The choice of remedies is varied but they don't seem to work for me so i'm contemplating the idea of having plastic surgery to have it replaced.Any good words for me? Yours Barbarous Zappa Bora Bora __________________
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09.09.2006, 11:00 AM	#40
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	dear pookie, i'm an existentialist and i have read the works of the greats and the more obscure thinkers, yet i'm still feeling a little empty on the subject; i've had many a sleepless night trying to figure it out but i just can't stop thinking about it. so, i ask you, twizzlers or red vines? ferdinand "barney" chernovetzky. st. petersburg, russia. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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