[schizophrenicroom]

dear porkie,

why do fools fall in love?

[krastian]

Will it ever get better?

[king_buzzo]

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

dear porky,

when do you think is the best season to shave one's private parts?

donald ritchie.
west sussex.

ha.

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

When are you coming to vist me, darling?

Whe are YOU coming to visit me?

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

porky: should i be nervous to see the girl i'm jonesing for tomorrow with her boyfriend and douncebag friends?

Make sure to bring a bottle of vodka with you and don't be afraid to make a spectacle of yourself.

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

dear porkie,

why do fools fall in love?

Cause they're fools,you said it.

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by krastian

Will it ever get better?

We'll burn.

[jon boy]

dear porkie,

whenever i make a curry i always seem to burn something. what can i do to prevent this?

yours, jo dalesandro.

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Sn@ke

Mr.Porkmarras

I'm just a guy who posts almost everyday on this SY board. But there's is some 16 year old who wants to kill me, I don't know why. Do you think he's in love with me? I don't know what to do.

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Anonymous

Portugal.

That's a bit harsh!It's only the internet after all.Did you offend some Ween fan or something?Actually,i have a question for you.Could you remind me the name of the music for longing in portugese?

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by jon boy

dear porkie,

whenever i make a curry i always seem to burn something. what can i do to prevent this?

yours, jo dalesandro.

Make it while sober.

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by Sn@ke

Dear. Porkmarras

It is called "Fado", beautiful music. But you know, 3 months ago I discovered some portuguese band that mixes fado and some contemporary portuguese music. The result (i.m.o) is better than Fado. This band is called Madredeus, you should check out their 1990 album "Existir" wich features one of most saddest song I've ever heard in my life called "O Pastor".

Anonymous

PT.

madredeus fucking slay!!!! their lead singer has the most beautiful voice in the world and it's...wow!!! next time they come to mexico i'm so going!

[porkmarras]

Thanks again for the links Sn@ke.I've found some real gems on there.

[Everyneurotic]

mainly the reason i've never gone to see them live, everyone is banana's over them here. the reason they are big (it's not like they get played on the radio or anything) it's because they tour here a lot and they are overwhelmingly good. i've seen a phenomenon here that bands and artists who come play here are bigger than those that don't tour here, it's be like, for example, no one is into instrumental post rock or whatever, then tristeza comes play here and all of a sudden everyone is into them and their like, instrumental bands start popping out, mogwai plays here, sigur rós' videos are on mtv, etc.

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

Dear Porkmarras,

Sometimes I get the mentrual cramps reeeaaalll hard.
Any suggestions on how to alleviate the pain?

Sincerely,
Aunt Flow
P.M.S. California U.S.A.

Codeine?I have a friend that has a similar problem since she was a little girl.She takes codeine for it but careful with that stuff or you'll end up addicted to it.

[Everyneurotic]

dear porky:

my willy hurts when i piss, do you think it has anything to do with my dayjob being a penis baseball player? do you think it'll be ok for the anal/urine orgy i'm going to tonight?

david ulricht
bremen

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

dear porky:

my willy hurts when i piss, do you think it has anything to do with my dayjob being a penis baseball player? do you think it'll be ok for the anal/urine orgy i'm going to tonight?

david ulricht
bremen

An orgy of std's you mean?

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by Sn@ke

Same thing happens in Brazil, they tour a lot there, they play in full concert halls, i think they are pretty well known there. I was just talking about how here in Portugal they just play in "Casas de Fado" (Fado Houses, they are really small)...sometimes in concert halls but they are not full. I think it is because people of my age and most of the adult population...don't want to listen anything related to Fado, because It's like classical music or folk music. Which is a shame, I'm not even portuguese, I'm peruvian, I came to Portugal when I was 11. But i really love Portugal.

that's human kind in relationship with the places they are from. i can't have mariachi music or prehispanic music, i hate it, it's like a drill to my ears, i like some authentic norteño music (popular folk music from the northern part of the country) i like some banda (a mixture of cumbia, salsa and norteño played in big marching band-like ensembles) because it's so annoying it's almost noise, but most of the typical music here i hate. madredeus don't play stadiums here, they play like concert halls and stuff (i think the biggest place they have played is the national auditorium, that one is really big actually) but they are very famous, they get media coverage and everything when they play here.

they are a great band, nonetheless.

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

Make sure to bring a bottle of vodka with you and don't be afraid to make a spectacle of yourself.

god! been there...

[HaydenAsche]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

Whe are YOU coming to visit me?

I'm broke or I would.

[sonicl]

Porkie,

My life hasn't been the same since Busted split. Which ex-member's band should I start liking?

Busted fan,
Lower Buttfuck