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Old 07.05.2006, 03:14 PM   #1
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Bash him here and now.
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Old 07.05.2006, 03:16 PM   #2
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He was only in it for the money?
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Old 07.05.2006, 03:19 PM   #3
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If you don't want to hurt this picture then you are officially not as evolved as Apes, who in tests, were found to want to hurt this picture 9 times out of 10. Humans without what scientists have called the 'hurting Zappa reaction' gene (HZRG) are generally found to be wrong. And that's a scientific FACT.
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Old 07.05.2006, 03:21 PM   #4
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And i was about to post this just to inspire us all:

 

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GIVE HIM PAIN! GIVE HIM GOOD PAIN HARD! GIVE PAIN!!!
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Old 07.05.2006, 03:23 PM   #5
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I like Hot Rats, though.
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Old 07.05.2006, 03:24 PM   #6
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Old 07.05.2006, 03:28 PM   #7
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Beyond wrongness-A biography of Frank Zappa
by Glice & porkmarras

You know there's a load of fucking Marxist pricks who're trying to make Zappology a subject? I know some of the Wire's hacks are involved, I think Ben 'prick' Watson may be one of them. Did I get the word prick into this statement? Good. Pricks, the lot of 'em.
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Old 07.05.2006, 03:35 PM   #8
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There is one very, very large merit against Zappa's name though, in all fairness. He was pretty much responsible for getting the Shaggs re-released.

But yeah, otherwise wrong didldly wrong wrong wrong.
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Old 07.05.2006, 03:38 PM   #9
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Old 07.05.2006, 03:59 PM   #10
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''I'm certainly not gonna buy any of his fucking records.Who the fuck is he anyway?''[Madonna]
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Old 07.05.2006, 04:01 PM   #11
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Yeah, really sorry about that one. God, I must've been fucked when I created that one.

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Wasn't me. Nothing to do with me. I'm not commenting any further. I said all I wanted to say, and then you buggers went and nailed me to a bit of wood. No comment

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Yeah, I love him. He really inspired me with his hilarious humour and his amazing, soulful spirit.

So there you have it.
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Old 07.05.2006, 04:01 PM   #12
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The site of his old recording studio is like two miles away from my house, in Cucamonga. That's about the best thing that city has to offer in terms of landmarks...
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Old 07.05.2006, 04:13 PM   #13
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Old 07.05.2006, 04:20 PM   #14
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Fuck the cheesy humor that you guys are thinking of (I'm guessing you mean his later stuff without the Mothers).....and give me the insane music. It's not all "Don't Eat the Yellow Snow" guys. I could list a bunch of albums that I think might change yr views on him as being a crappy musician or just a joke or whatever, but y'all won't care soooooo......
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Old 07.05.2006, 04:23 PM   #15
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Fuck the cheesy humor that you guys are thinking of (I'm guessing you mean his later stuff without the Mothers).....and give me the insane music. It's not all "Don't Eat the Yellow Snow" guys. I could list a bunch of albums that I think might change yr views on him as being a crappy musician or just a joke or whatever, but y'all won't care soooooo......

Honestly, I have heard the 'good' stuff. It still sounds shit to me. I reckon I must've borrowed about 15 albums off of people over the years. I didn't get a note of it, apart from one instrumental on Joe's Garage (I think).
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Old 07.05.2006, 04:34 PM   #16
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Aside from some of his modern classical works, Hot Rats and Freak Out, I have serious problems with this stuff. I went through a phase, burned out and never went back. Like Glice, I have a problem with "funny music." The man was damn talented, but on taste issues I say no about 85% of the time.
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I could care less about Frank Zappa, but Terry is a maniac. Watching videos of him make me utterly disappointed in my life.
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Old 07.05.2006, 04:44 PM   #18
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Yeah, but he really didn't get to shine until Missing Persons.
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Old 07.05.2006, 04:47 PM   #19
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Terry was good.....I like Aynsley Dunbar the best.
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Old 07.05.2006, 05:30 PM   #20
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He fucked Janis Joplin. That makes me unhappy.


Well, thanks for THAT horrible image. I need to see something more pleasant than that to cleanse my mental palate...
hmm...
Let's try this one...
 


Yep, that's better.
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