[Cantankerous]

um i know how you feel, i've been stuck here for 2.5 weeks
i can't even imagine what's going to go down when i go home

[val-holla-ing]

Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

You just need oral sex.

you could be right. i allllmost got some of that saturday night, but no dice. shit happens, i guess.

[val-holla-ing]

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

I felt a disturbance in the force when facebook told me Jeremy had changed his relationship status to 'single'.

I shuddered, I did!

a bag of used cat litter thrown at my head. maybe that's what disturbed the force.

[floatingslowly]

I bet if you showed him yr banana, grape ape would give you an awesome hummer.

[Savage Clone]

You disgust me.

[floatingslowly]

thank gawd.

I was starting to think I lost my touch.

here's some more loljapan for ya:

 

[Danny Himself]

Originally Posted by val-holla-ing

a bag of used cat litter thrown at my head. maybe that's what disturbed the force.

Yeah, I bet the jedi really felt that one.

[val-holla-ing]

yeah, dude. even jesus was like "damn!"

[Norma J]

Originally Posted by val-holla-ing

but i want some POOOOOON-TANG! what makes it worse is that i'm single now.

How long were you with her?

[val-holla-ing]

2 years and some change.

[Norma J]

How's life like now?

[val-holla-ing]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

thank gawd.

I was starting to think I lost my touch.

here's some more loljapan for ya:

 

oh man. i missed that the first few times i went through this page.

and life is okay post break-up. we still live together (we sleep in opposite rooms now) and we bitched and fought for the first few days, but we went riding bikes down the levee today and it seems as if all is well for now.

I want to live in the same sitting room as floatingslowly and have THAT picture on the wall. I laughed out so much, some food went through my nostrils and caused me to weep like a lamb.

[Norma J]

Still living together. That's a plus. Will make it easier rather than living seperately and you see her down the road with another dude or something. I don't know, just seems more appropriate to still live together. Doesn't seem like such 'closure'.

[val-holla-ing]

yeah. i mean, we're still good friends (and on the lease together) and plan on moving to new york together next year, so when it comes to the living situation, the relationship is inconsequential.

yeah, I mean, ethnic minority couples are better off in a big city.You get noticed a bit less.

[val-holla-ing]

i'm not sure i follow. do you mean interracial?

Yeah, I mean, you can get all mixed together with all the homos and such stuff. Invisible I think is the word.

[Norma J]

Originally Posted by val-holla-ing

yeah. i mean, we're still good friends (and on the lease together) and plan on moving to new york together next year, so when it comes to the living situation, the relationship is inconsequential.

That's good.

The worst and most daunting thing about a break-up is investing a huge chunk of your life (2 years in your situation, and for I if I were to break-up with my girlfriend) and then to hate the person or never see them again like you both never existed. That's a hard thing to bare.

[Toilet & Bowels]

i haven't reeled in any gash in about 2 months, and the last time i had sex it was one of the wrongest experiences of my life, i couldn't even entertain the idea of sex for a month.