porkmarras - Page 2

gmku · 10.17.2006, 12:24 PM

I'm just saying...

Though he has repped me.

Okay, so maybe it's a bad thing. Come back, Porky!!!

Maybe he's just sick, like Bueller.

Hip Priest · 10.17.2006, 12:26 PM

maybe he's secretly working on a very big, very important thread. Something that will revolutionise the forum. He'd be capable of that.

gmku · 10.17.2006, 12:28 PM

Well, maybe he went to get a sideways haircut
Maybe he went to get a striped shirt
Maybe he went to get some plastic shoes
Maybe he went to get some funny sunglasses
Well, maybe he went to get an Air Force parka
...

Hip Priest · 10.17.2006, 12:29 PM

Or a decent bookmark. Good quality, nice bookmarks are hard to find in the UK.

Maybe it's a worldwide problem, but I didn't feel suitably informed on the global bookmark industry to opine with any authority on the issue.

sonicl · 10.18.2006, 03:09 AM

Maybe he's in love. I hope he is, he deserves it.

sonicl · 10.18.2006, 03:31 AM

Porky seen at Heathrow, Tuesday:

nicfit · 10.18.2006, 03:41 AM

guess he changed his mind....didn't he want to became asian?

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 10.18.2006, 03:50 AM

im not too fond of the fellow, so whatevzzz

HaydenAsche · 10.18.2006, 09:54 AM

I heard porky is in hiding along with the rest of the terrorists suspected in the Sonic Youth board hijack. Poor guy. He looks too good to hide in a cave.

sonicl · 10.18.2006, 09:56 AM

Has anyone noticed that Pookie's been a bit quiet today?

Maybe we're all being abducted one by one. Which worries me, as I live within twenty miles of both of them and I fear I could be next.

HaydenAsche · 10.18.2006, 09:58 AM

I hope they aren't picking out the witty Englishmen first! Who could be after you? Glice?

I think I may have an anxiety attack. I think they nabbed AssBlaster first. He hasn't been on here in a long time. Who will the pick up in the states? Truncy? Cantanky? Myself???

I think I'm going to faint.

sonicl · 10.18.2006, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

I hope they aren't picking out the witty Englishmen first! Who could be after you? Glice?

I think I may have an anxiety attack. I think they nabbed AssBlaster first. He hasn't been on here in a long time. Who will the pick up in the states? Truncy? Cantanky? Myself???

I think I'm going ot faint.

Please correct your typing before you faint. Surely you don't want your last sentence on this earth to contain a spelling mistake, do you?

HaydenAsche · 10.18.2006, 10:01 AM

Dear, God, no! Thanks for that. I must remain calm and try to get more rep before I get abducted. That's the only way you can buy your way out of being hostage.

sonicl · 10.18.2006, 10:03 AM

Rep didn't help Porky, did it?

HaydenAsche · 10.18.2006, 10:04 AM

I know! I'm trying to console myself. Is there no way out of our certain fate?

sonicl · 10.18.2006, 10:06 AM

We should all line our rooms with silver foil, and wear beekeepers hats.

HaydenAsche · 10.18.2006, 10:08 AM

You mean to tell me you haven't already been doing that? I'm in a closet right now with nothing but a computer, a weeks supply of smokes and coffee, and my Star Wars DVD collection. There is no way those motherfuckers are taking me without a fight.

sonicl · 10.18.2006, 10:29 AM

Oh bollocks. I'm off to stake myself out on the top of a hill, with "Take Me Now" written on my forehead in felt pen. May as well get it over and done with.

Bye.

static-harmony · 10.18.2006, 11:30 AM

He is probably just working too hard, and not giving enough attention to the board.

gmku · 10.18.2006, 11:31 AM

Every night I am abducted by space aliens (as opposed to illegal aliens) and returned by morning. That's why you'll never see me post here at night. In case you're wondering.

10.17.2006, 12:24 PM	#21
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I'm just saying... Though he has repped me. Okay, so maybe it's a bad thing. Come back, Porky!!! Maybe he's just sick, like Bueller. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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10.17.2006, 12:26 PM	#22
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	maybe he's secretly working on a very big, very important thread. Something that will revolutionise the forum. He'd be capable of that. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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10.17.2006, 12:28 PM	#23
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Well, maybe he went to get a sideways haircut Maybe he went to get a striped shirt Maybe he went to get some plastic shoes Maybe he went to get some funny sunglasses Well, maybe he went to get an Air Force parka ... __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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10.17.2006, 12:29 PM	#24
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	Or a decent bookmark. Good quality, nice bookmarks are hard to find in the UK. Maybe it's a worldwide problem, but I didn't feel suitably informed on the global bookmark industry to opine with any authority on the issue. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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10.18.2006, 03:09 AM	#25
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Maybe he's in love. I hope he is, he deserves it.
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10.18.2006, 03:31 AM	#26
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Porky seen at Heathrow, Tuesday:
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10.18.2006, 03:41 AM	#27
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	guess he changed his mind....didn't he want to became asian? __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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10.18.2006, 03:50 AM	#28
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	im not too fond of the fellow, so whatevzzz
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10.18.2006, 09:54 AM	#29
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	I heard porky is in hiding along with the rest of the terrorists suspected in the Sonic Youth board hijack. Poor guy. He looks too good to hide in a cave. __________________ rip
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10.18.2006, 09:56 AM	#30
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Has anyone noticed that Pookie's been a bit quiet today? Maybe we're all being abducted one by one. Which worries me, as I live within twenty miles of both of them and I fear I could be next.
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10.18.2006, 09:58 AM	#31
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	I hope they aren't picking out the witty Englishmen first! Who could be after you? Glice? I think I may have an anxiety attack. I think they nabbed AssBlaster first. He hasn't been on here in a long time. Who will the pick up in the states? Truncy? Cantanky? Myself??? I think I'm going to faint. __________________ rip
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10.18.2006, 10:01 AM	#33
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Dear, God, no! Thanks for that. I must remain calm and try to get more rep before I get abducted. That's the only way you can buy your way out of being hostage. __________________ rip
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10.18.2006, 10:03 AM	#34
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Rep didn't help Porky, did it?
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10.18.2006, 10:04 AM	#35
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	I know! I'm trying to console myself. Is there no way out of our certain fate? __________________ rip
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10.18.2006, 10:06 AM	#36
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	We should all line our rooms with silver foil, and wear beekeepers hats.
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10.18.2006, 10:08 AM	#37
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	You mean to tell me you haven't already been doing that? I'm in a closet right now with nothing but a computer, a weeks supply of smokes and coffee, and my Star Wars DVD collection. There is no way those motherfuckers are taking me without a fight. __________________ rip
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10.18.2006, 10:29 AM	#38
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Oh bollocks. I'm off to stake myself out on the top of a hill, with "Take Me Now" written on my forehead in felt pen. May as well get it over and done with. Bye.
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10.18.2006, 11:30 AM	#39
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	He is probably just working too hard, and not giving enough attention to the board. __________________
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10.18.2006, 11:31 AM	#40
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Every night I am abducted by space aliens (as opposed to illegal aliens) and returned by morning. That's why you'll never see me post here at night. In case you're wondering. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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