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Old 05.17.2007, 03:25 PM   #41
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Ah, cool. I'm going to that. We should meet and watch difficult music.

Linky 31st May - 3rd June. Looks 'good', as they say.
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Old 05.17.2007, 03:27 PM   #42
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Oh, Islaja are playing, is T&B going to mention how he thinks they're awful like he seems to do all the time forever?
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Old 05.17.2007, 03:31 PM   #43
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I think it's pokkeherrie who has a particular dislike for Islaja. I'm sure Toilet does as well but I fell the dislike is stronger in pokkeherrie.

Yep, we'll have to meet up for sure. I'm not 100% sure I'm going but I'm fairly certain I will.
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Old 05.19.2007, 05:10 AM   #44
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Oh, Islaja are playing, is T&B going to mention how he thinks they're awful like he seems to do all the time forever?

despite my distate for all things live and finnish (not including circle) i'm going to see islaja and paavoharju because they're supporting tony conrad in london soon.
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Old 06.03.2007, 02:08 PM   #45
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Old 06.03.2007, 02:17 PM   #46
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pho shizzle.

and there's one in new york that's not a pun, but it's equally awesome...burgers and cupcakes.
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Old 06.03.2007, 02:21 PM   #47
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I saw a bakers called "Show us your Baps" once. Or something to that tune.
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Old 06.03.2007, 06:50 PM   #48
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Wow, I was just thinking about this today and considering bumping my own topic but I don't have to because DADABASE has done so with THE BEST FIRST POST EVER.
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Old 06.03.2007, 07:51 PM   #49
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In Ottawa we have a marijuana shop called "HIGH WAYS". I thought it was decent. I like the one on South Park that's the lesbian bar "Les Bos"
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Old 06.29.2007, 07:52 AM   #50
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Muslin - A shop that sells linen and is run by an Asian family.
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Old 06.29.2007, 12:17 PM   #51
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Wow, I was just thinking about this today and considering bumping my own topic but I don't have to because DADABASE has done so with THE BEST FIRST POST EVER.

There was another 'best first post ever' that I've totally forgotten and can't seem to figure out the search jobby thing chap. This is also the best first post ever though.
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Old 06.29.2007, 12:41 PM   #52
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Thanks for bumping this. Saves me searching for it. I walked past a shop the other day, one that I pass all the time, and I just noticed it's punning name. It was a shop that sold knitting type stuff and it was called Crafty Sew and Sew. One of my favourites.
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Old 06.29.2007, 12:47 PM   #53
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I can't remember if it was mentioned previously, and I can't remember where it was, but I've seen a place sold fireplaces and such that was called 'grate expectations'.
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Old 06.29.2007, 01:34 PM   #54
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there was a shop in leeds called the gloryhole.
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Old 06.29.2007, 01:53 PM   #55
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I might start an off-licence and call it "Amy's wine-house".
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Old 06.29.2007, 01:56 PM   #56
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'Tequilla Mockingbird' Mexican Bar & Grill in Ocean City

the only other one of the top of my head is an horrible attempt at a pun for a place called "Javabyte" internet lounge and restaurant
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Old 06.29.2007, 02:02 PM   #57
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there is another shop in leeds that does kfc, 'kirkstall fried chicken'. kirkstall is a godawful part of leeds.
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Old 07.03.2007, 04:39 PM   #58
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my freind works at beer ritz.
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Old 08.23.2007, 04:59 PM   #59
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