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Skimpy dress 1 4.76%
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He's too young to be chatting to an old bag 2 9.52%
Fishnets 3 14.29%
Other 13 61.90%
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Old 10.19.2006, 03:29 PM   #22
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if they flash their titties or vag
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Old 10.19.2006, 03:30 PM   #23
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if they flash their titties or vag

that would make you a hooker because that's all your signature pics ever display
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Old 10.19.2006, 03:43 PM   #24
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Old 10.19.2006, 03:44 PM   #25
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that would make you a hooker because that's all your signature pics ever display
god, bears are getting advanced, aren't they?
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Old 10.19.2006, 04:13 PM   #26
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god, bears are getting advanced, aren't they?

???

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Old 10.19.2006, 05:05 PM   #27
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I lived with a male prostitute for a while and he certainly didnt look like one.We watched loads of movies a lot of the time.
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Old 10.19.2006, 05:08 PM   #28
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???

care to interpret your inner dialogue for the rest of us?
- cryptowhateverthefuckhisnameis is a bear.
- you called him a hooker.
- bears generally have not become evolved enough to work as hookers.
- therefore, since there is actually a known bear hooker, bears must be getting advanced.
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Old 10.19.2006, 05:13 PM   #29
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- cryptowhateverthefuckhisnameis is a bear.
- you called him a hooker.
- bears generally have not become evolved enough to work as hookers.
- therefore, since there is actually a known bear hooker, bears must be getting advanced.
Says who?
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Old 10.19.2006, 05:18 PM   #30
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Old 10.19.2006, 05:19 PM   #31
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Old 10.19.2006, 05:21 PM   #32
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Old 10.19.2006, 05:25 PM   #33
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Old 10.19.2006, 05:26 PM   #34
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- cryptowhateverthefuckhisnameis is a bear.
- you called him a hooker.
- bears generally have not become evolved enough to work as hookers.
- therefore, since there is actually a known bear hooker, bears must be getting advanced.

ooooh....

i was just getting tired of the fact that every time i open a thread where crypto "contributes" i get a string of shaking asses, twats and jigging tits all over the screen.

don't get me wrong, i love pornography, and the female body. but the repetitiousness of his schtick gets fucking DULL.

as for crypto--- yes he seems a little subhuman alright? bear or other mammal, i'm not sure.

but prostitution is apparently common in links as low in the evolutionary chain as penguins. so i'm not surprised.
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Old 10.19.2006, 09:29 PM   #35
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Old 10.19.2006, 11:48 PM   #36
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When you are done having sex they hand you a bill.
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Old 10.20.2006, 03:57 AM   #37
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Old 10.20.2006, 04:10 AM   #38
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