I'm off to...

Glice · 01.09.2009, 03:26 PM

In personal correspondance recently, someone has made me laugh by signing off every mail with 'I'm off to...'

...eat a scotch egg
...think about Rachel Steven's webbed toes
...have a wank

So I thought I'd immortalise this trope in a thread.

I'm off to bathe in my thread-starting glory.

✌➬ · 01.09.2009, 03:40 PM

God, why do cunts think their ego's are that important.

Glice · 01.09.2009, 03:48 PM

First of all, as your God, you should review your use of the apostrophe and the lack of question mark in that question.

Secondly, I made them that way to confuse you.

Thirdly, if you wish to instantiate me in apotheosis, I suggest you contribute to this thread before I smite your tiny balls with lurgy.

Glice · 01.09.2009, 03:49 PM

I'm off for a game of pool with Thor.

terriblecanyons · 01.09.2009, 03:50 PM

i liek pancaekzx

afterthefact · 01.09.2009, 03:53 PM

I'm off to the WC. I need to take a lift to get to the loo; I hope there isn't a long queue as I'm about to soil my knickers. It must have been those Bangers and Mash at lunch; I knew 1 quid was too good of a deal. It may have been worth it if the waitress wasn't such a minger.

Cheers!

█████████ · 01.09.2009, 04:00 PM

it's about to snow here (which is rare and stupid); we're off to nowhere tonight. i might be off to some black tea with whisky, though.

acousticrock87 · 01.09.2009, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor

I'm off to pick up my daughter from school......

Haha that reminded me of this.

afterthefact · 01.09.2009, 04:10 PM

Ooh, black tea and whisky, that actually sounds good, I've never tried that.

I once that that Pepto Bismal and vodka might mix well...

noisereductions · 01.09.2009, 04:16 PM

whiskey with TEA? What the freak? Really? I don't know. Maybe.

noisereductions · 01.09.2009, 04:16 PM

well, I'm off to return some video tapes.

Confucious is sex · 01.09.2009, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice

First of all, as your God, you should review your use of the apostrophe and the lack of question mark in that question.

Secondly, I made them that way to confuse you.

Thirdly, if you which to instantiate me in apotheosis, I suggest you contribute to this thread before I smite your tiny balls with lurgy.

You're*
Wish*

Glice · 01.09.2009, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Confucious is sex

You're*
Wish*

Wish, yes; you're, no.

But thanks.

Glice · 01.09.2009, 07:20 PM

I'm off to cry.

jon boy · 01.09.2009, 08:14 PM

i'm off to wonder why glice wants to have a wank to rachel steven webbed toes.

pbradley · 01.09.2009, 08:48 PM

I'm off to stay right here.

demonrail666 · 01.11.2009, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice

In personal correspondance recently, someone has made me laugh by signing off every mail with 'I'm off to...'

...eat a scotch egg
...think about Rachel Steven's webbed toes
...have a wank

So I thought I'd immortalise this trope in a thread.

I'm off to bathe in my thread-starting glory.

Whoever it was who signed off in such a way is clearly a cunt.

I'm off to arrange my Saint Etienne CDs in order of merit.

MellySingsDoom · 01.11.2009, 03:17 PM

I'm off to figure out why I don't own more Happy Flowers LPs. And just for you lucky people, this: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MqYbP9T4VCY

demonrail666 · 01.11.2009, 03:20 PM

MellySingsDoom · 01.11.2009, 03:34 PM

I'm off to wonder why demonrail keep calling me perv. I wouldn't mind, but does he really have to phone me at work every day at 11am to shout "PERV" at me too?

01.09.2009, 03:40 PM	#2
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	God, why do cunts think their ego's are that important.
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terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	i liek pancaekzx
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01.09.2009, 03:53 PM	#6
afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	I'm off to the WC. I need to take a lift to get to the loo; I hope there isn't a long queue as I'm about to soil my knickers. It must have been those Bangers and Mash at lunch; I knew 1 quid was too good of a deal. It may have been worth it if the waitress wasn't such a minger. Cheers! __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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01.09.2009, 04:00 PM	#7
█████████ expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,736	it's about to snow here (which is rare and stupid); we're off to nowhere tonight. i might be off to some black tea with whisky, though.
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01.09.2009, 04:10 PM	#9
afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	Ooh, black tea and whisky, that actually sounds good, I've never tried that. I once that that Pepto Bismal and vodka might mix well... __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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noisereductions invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England, USA Posts: 16,210	whiskey with TEA? What the freak? Really? I don't know. Maybe.
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	i'm off to wonder why glice wants to have a wank to rachel steven webbed toes. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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01.09.2009, 08:48 PM	#16
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I'm off to stay right here.
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01.11.2009, 03:17 PM	#18
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	I'm off to figure out why I don't own more Happy Flowers LPs. And just for you lucky people, this: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MqYbP9T4VCY __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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01.11.2009, 03:20 PM	#19
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	perv
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01.11.2009, 03:34 PM	#20
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	I'm off to wonder why demonrail keep calling me perv. I wouldn't mind, but does he really have to phone me at work every day at 11am to shout "PERV" at me too? __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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