[Genteel Death]

 

[ni'k]

 

[ni'k]

 

[Genteel Death]

 

[ni'k]

 

[EVOLghost]

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

 

must spreasd rep

[ni'k]

Originally Posted by the girl you know can't look you in the eye, so sick she cannot try, she lies and lies and lies

about relationships.

1) Sometimes vibes can be wrong. Just because your girl/boy shows up a few hours later than usual, doesn't mean that something shady is going on. If such problems persist, and you always get half-assed responses as to why he/she is running later than usual (this is usually accompanied by other "questionable" factors"), give him/her the benefit of the doubt. They could be telling the truth. Sometimes personal circumstance can be a bit out of the ordinary, and putting pressure on one for solid explanations that may not exist can, do doubt, cause undue problems. Allow your partner their space. Who cares if they are smoking out more than usual or are possibly caught up in some new-found video game that it taking up a bit of the attention you are used to them giving you. SOMETIMES these things do pass.

wow, you know how to get the ladies wet.

Originally Posted by swa-anne (miss world)

2) Unless you KNOW something shady is in the works, again, don't pressure your partner. Again, vibes can be wrong. All things come out in the end (and while, yes, you may worry that you could be wasting yr time on a girl/boy fucking someone else in a back alley on their lunch break)...allow it to pan out, especially if you love the individual (please, don't ask me to define love as that is a whole 'nutha topic). You may find out you've been suffering much undue stress in the end....and reality is, even if ya find out whatever vibes were accurate...at least you know you were not at fault. Let nature run it's course.

so you've worked out she's cheating on you, or if she isn't she deserves to be.

Originally Posted by swaggot, oh baby drive away, to malibu

3) FACT! People, even those in relationships, fantasize about others. We are sexual creatures, and this alone doesn't boil down to one being unfaithful to their partner. This doesn't mean you should tell your partner that you want to fuck the babysitter, KEEP these thoughts to yourself (especially specific fantasies regarding specific people)...pornography can be a healthy way to deal with this. If both in a relationship can watch it without the other caring...fantastic...if not, keep that shit secret.

if this isn't the kind of pep talk a closet homo gives himself after he can't manage one wank over the mental image of his gf's tits and has to instead fantasise about dick in order to finish then genteel can slap my ass and call me nikita

Originally Posted by swas body, the hand grenade

4) And this one indirectly goes back to 1...we ALL need our space. YOU well NEVER be EVERYTHING your lover wants. Of course, they might make such claims toward the beginning, and likewise, at the time they may feel as such. But anyone that has dealt with such feelings as "being in love" more than once knows all too well that relationships often begin red hot w/ the most amazing of emotions running amuck...two weeks to a few months later, this will not be the case. It doesn't mean something is wrong, it sometimes just means that you've grown comfortable. If yr boy sometimes prefers playing guitar over going to see a movie, or your girl is all of a sudden wanting to spend a bit more time with her female friends...this DOESN'T mean things are going downhill. Allow them to be themselves and don't take shit too personal.

no swa, you will never be anything a lover wants, at least not one that isn't going to leave you alone forever in the bushes behind a truckstop restroom.

Originally Posted by slut kiss swa won't you promise her smack is she pretty on the inside is she ugly from the back?

5) If it's been well established that one of two parties has been unfaithful...move forward. Nine times out of ten, there is no "fixing things", even if the guilty feels utmost regret and you know he/she is being sincere. In most cases, you yourself will always acknowledge the possibility of a third equation working it's way into the picture, and likewise, you will never be comfortable with when they want to go out without you being there or if they happen to get home later than usual. Sometimes, it's OK to trust yr instincts, and ALL the time, it's more important to look out for your own well being than someone that has made such mistakes. If YOU aren't comfortable, chances are they will not be either. If you can deal with the problem without w/ full trust + not too much discomfort...go for it.

swa, her cheating on you isn't a mistake, it's fucking progress

Originally Posted by swannifer's body

Relationships are quite possibly, as far as I can tell, the most amazing, as well as most difficult things any of us will ever deal with.

i think the hardest thing you have to deal with right now is convincing yourself you wouldn't rather be getting rammed by a fat 54 year old bear called daddy bubba. my suggestion is to give the whiskey a rest and deal with your own repressed pyschosexual hellscape before inflicting any more of this fagtrocity on some undeserving lady. either that or get ready for a dumping in the next couple of months.

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[SONIC GAIL]

Originally Posted by _slavo_

i can't stop laughing. i'd like to rep all of you (sway included)

Yeah this is pretty fuckin funny to watch play out. reps for all!!

[floatingslowly]

FACT: swannie will wake up, see (and remember dimly) that he wrote this thread, declare himself a joke, rage quit, pour a large glass of blueswater (neat), fire up The Lemmings (he's stuck on the last level), realize that he doesn't have the gumption to make all those tiny electonic creatures jump off a cliff into an ocean filled with love but HE can take a dirty bath, burns his testicles in too-hot hot water, masturbates anyways (using gf's hairbrush), spunks in the water, tastes it (to better know himself), realizes that qutting SYG was a terrible idea, creates a new user name, realizes that now nobody is paying attention, breaks up with gf before she has first chance, decides The Lemmings might actually be fun, angrily pushes power-off on the computer, pours another glass of his favorite beverage and begins to master-craft the post where WE ALL learn than blue-in-G(A) is actually the user swannie.

knowing is half the battle.

[ni'k]

swannella actually woke up, tried to edit away the post, realised i had quoted it and it would still be there even if he edited it, did so anyway and slunk off in embarrassment, forever? we can only hope. something tells me there's too much of an opportunity for a total fucking whiskey drenched breakdown... one that will make the last two look like the mere pms induced moanings of a fat unfuckable whore on heat.... stay tuned if you dare... coming to a thread near you soon...

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[knox]

Originally Posted by ann ashtray

Oh where, oh where did it go?


-s.

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[ni'k]

thanks ujean.

i do try.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by swann

sometimes, when my gf gets tired, i let her sleep first so that i can masturbate (anally) with her hairbush. i know that she wouldn't mind, but part of my desire lies in not washing it. once, i even used her toothbrush. am i a terrible person? this only happens when i drink; which is to say, everynight. i've found that that bristled end becomes easier to take if i first dip it in melted butter. sometimes, i use my gf's handcreme though. i know that i shouldn't post this here because sometime both she and my exgf like to read this board but i sonic love you guys so much.

FACT: sometimes i cut out pictures of astonicpark, cryptowonderbrushinbutt and glice, paste them to the end of the brush and really have a go at it. after days like those, i can't sit down for weeks.

wow. you should delete that before someone reads this thread.

poor glice.

[ni'k]

Originally Posted by swann

you know, there's nothing wrong with exploring your sexuality, my gf knows i have a kinky side and she's cool with it. but there's some things that you should just not share with your partner for the sake of a healthy relationship, for example, i'm sure there are times when my gf has had lesbian fantasies, i mean this is normal, i asked her once and she said she didn't but you know, everybody has gay fantasies once in a while. i mean its a healthy part of your sexual identity. sometimes when my gf isn't there i like to explore this side of my multifaceted sexual animus. ok, perhaps i don't tell her about it, perhaps i don't tell anyone about it, still it's nothing to be ashamed of really. yeah, its perhaps a little bi. but im sure everyone has their ways of purging their dirty side for the sake of a healthier heterosexual relationship. i mean when it comes down to it i do it because i love HER. not just for me. i do it to get those urges out of my system so i can be a better partner for HER. i'm prepared to go that far for her, if i was really gay i wouldn't. it proves im not gay. not that there's anything wrong with being gay, i'm no homophobe, in fact i hate that shit, intolerance of all sorts is the greatest evil in my view.

so so what if, when she's gone for the night i like to jerk off until i've filled a cup full of cum. then i like to take a dump, a fresh steamer, i usually do it on a plate in the bathroom (the doors locked of course, just in case anyone should come home early, and the curtains are closed). now it can't just be any dump, it has to be shaped like a penis, at least as close as it can be. then i like to get it and start sucking it off like it were a dick. and while i'm doing so i use my other hand to jerk off and finger my asshole. whenever i release my mouth from the turd i like to shout things like: "OH YEAH! I'M JUST YOUR DIRTY LITTLE SLUT! OH GOD YOUR COCK IS SO GOOD, I JUST WANT TO FEEL IT INSIDE MY THROAT! OH YES I LOVE THE TASTE OF YOUR THICK JUICY DICK!" but i mean, its just for theatrics, it doesn't mean anything. i'm just being ironic, but i guess not everyone is cool enough to get that. whatever.

anyway, whenever i'm about to climax, i take the cup of semen and pour it on the turd as if the turddick had just cum, and i just consume the whole messy thing, and i don't let myself climax until its all gone. then after the last swallow i blow my load.

usually after that intense purge of all my homo demons i can polish off the entire bottle of JD in a few swigs. then it's off to the shower to curl up in the foetal position on the floor, teeth chattering in the cold water, shivering, with glazed dead eyes staring into space, rocking from side to side singing "london bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down, london bridge is falling down, my fair lady."

i mean, it's not like i'm gay or anything. i do it because i love her. i chose to release my pent up feelings in a constructive way. and i really don't care about people judging me. because its a private thing. so whatever. i'm confident in my sexuality.

jesus swa, there are some things you just shouldn't post on a message board man.

[Satan]

^i gagged reading that

1. there are plenty of cute boys besides my man out there but i have no desire to fuck any of them. at all. when people try to hit on me i usually laugh and call them out on it. i've been a slut. it's not that great.

2. we've both cheated on each other numerous times in our relationship and broken up a couple times. then, after both pursuing relationships with other people, we grew up, got wise, whatever, and realized that we're too perfectly suited for each other to be with someone else and were never really satisfied with anyone else.

there you go.

ps. think of the fucking children.

[floatingslowly]

it looks like he deleted that.

he would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

wow. so creepy! who knew??!

[dead_battery]

remastered for 2013...

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

Let me grab a cup of coffee.

 

Get me one too please, this work day is carrying on in SLOOOOOW motion, I need something to pick it up and I forgot my ‎Starburst..

[dale_gribble]

Originally Posted by dead_battery

remastered for 2013...

are you really n'ik? if so, what the fuck happened man?? you used to be so funny and now you just call tesla a retard. it may be true but c'mon, at least come up with something less boring.