Worst movies you have ever seen - Page 6

!@#$%! · 10.31.2007, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Anngella

EW. shyalaman is indeed shyt.

worst movie ever.. hm... ...

^^CACA

Anngella · 10.31.2007, 08:29 PM

You're lucky it won't let me give you negative reputation. Garden State is one of my favorites.

!@#$%! · 10.31.2007, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Anngella

You're lucky it won't let me give you negative reputation. Garden State is one of my favorites.

oh... a dare??

ps- giving neg rep is for the weak

atari 2600 · 10.31.2007, 08:38 PM

I liked Unbreakable and The Sixth Sense is so-so/okay, but yeah the rest are utter bow wow dogs...from what I've seen of 'em anyway.

!@#$%! · 10.31.2007, 08:38 PM

here, read this.

so very well put. i'm adding that writer to my will.

Anngella · 10.31.2007, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

oh... a dare??

ps- giving neg rep is for the weak

(I was actually about to reply to this but then the pop-up came about your PM so it was delayed. Bastard.)
I could really care less, I'm just being a cunt/playful

But really, how can you not love Natalie Portman in Garden State? hwagoidsjf.

!@#$%! · 10.31.2007, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Anngella

(I was actually about to reply to this but then the pop-up came about your PM so it was delayed. Bastard.)
I could really care less, I'm just being a cunt/playful

But really, how can you not love Natalie Portman in Garden State? hwagoidsjf.

ha ha ha.

hm-- how can i not love her...

let's see..

she plays a most annoying dorketta? yeah! that!

BLECH

read that article i posted above! it's wonderful...

some choice quotes:

If Zach Braff is the voice of my generation, can't someone please crush his larynx?

What has Braff's keen ear picked up about the nation's young people? If Garden State is to be believed, they spend their days squinting and staring wistfully while slowly learning that it's OK to feel, and, like, live. When they do speak, yearbook quotes come out. For example: "Maybe that's all family really is. A group of people who miss the same imaginary place."

If Garden State is any indication, Braff's weaknesses as a director go beyond narcissism. In the film, he piles on quirky details—a disembodied red gas pump hanging from a car, a guy in a suit of armor, a framed diploma on the ceiling—to keep viewers from scrutinizing his shallow characters and clichéd cultural observations. Thisis the kind of movie the Zuckers would have made if they used gags in the service of drama rather than screwball comedy.

the gold doesn't end there. there's lots more.

Dead-Air · 10.31.2007, 08:46 PM

Independence Day comes immediately to mind.

atari 2600 · 10.31.2007, 08:51 PM

You're right, Independence Day is a really, really bad one...okay gotta watch Imaginationland: Part III and then go out.

oh...here's comes some festivities...

Everyneurotic · 10.31.2007, 08:52 PM

99.9% of robin williams', will smith's and jim belushi's filmographies.

SynthethicalY · 10.31.2007, 08:56 PM

That movie about that guy who is broke and left the girl pregnant and at the end they stay together because that is the right thing to do.

pokkeherrie · 10.31.2007, 08:57 PM

Probably a toss up between Jaws 17 and Friday the Thirteenth part 23. Either that or something with Chuck Norris or Jean-Claude van Damme.

As far as movies I've seen in the cinema; I once got free tickets for some shit movie with David Duchovny. Dunno what it was called, but it was shit.

SynthethicalY · 10.31.2007, 08:57 PM

Knocked up that... that one.

!@#$%! · 10.31.2007, 08:58 PM

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99.9% of robin williams' ... filmographies.

wait wait-- he did the fisher king dead poets society. cadillac man wasnt too terrible-- a stupid comedy.

but yeah, considering he's made innumerable cinematic turds... i'd adjust the percentage to what, 95%?

SynthethicalY · 10.31.2007, 08:59 PM

Dead Poet Society, my only qualms about it, was that the guy did not have the guts to stand up to his father.

Everyneurotic · 10.31.2007, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

wait wait-- he did the fisher king dead poets society. cadillac man wasnt too terrible-- a stupid comedy.

but yeah, considering he's made innumerable cinematic turds... i'd adjust the percentage to what, 95%?

all i'm saying is give the man a stage, a microphone and half an idea of who his audience is and then you'll see the real magic happen.

SynthethicalY · 10.31.2007, 09:02 PM

Robbin Williams doesn't annoy me as much as Eddie Murphy.

Everyneurotic · 10.31.2007, 09:05 PM

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Robbin Williams doesn't annoy me as much as Eddie Murphy.

word.

ohh yeah, 100% of will ferrell's and jimmy fallon's filmographies too. just watching the trailers make my skin crawl.

SynthethicalY · 10.31.2007, 09:07 PM

Yes Will Ferrel, I think he does not choose his movies right. He just chooses whatever is thrown at him. Jimmy Fallon, I just think he is cute, but not a very good actor.

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10.31.2007, 08:29 PM	#103
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	You're lucky it won't let me give you negative reputation. Garden State is one of my favorites. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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10.31.2007, 08:38 PM	#105
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	I liked Unbreakable and The Sixth Sense is so-so/okay, but yeah the rest are utter bow wow dogs...from what I've seen of 'em anyway.
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10.31.2007, 08:38 PM	#106
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,476	here, read this. so very well put. i'm adding that writer to my will.
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10.31.2007, 08:46 PM	#109
Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	Independence Day comes immediately to mind. __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
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10.31.2007, 08:51 PM	#110
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	You're right, Independence Day is a really, really bad one...okay gotta watch Imaginationland: Part III and then go out. oh...here's comes some festivities...
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10.31.2007, 08:52 PM	#111
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	99.9% of robin williams', will smith's and jim belushi's filmographies. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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10.31.2007, 08:56 PM	#112
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	That movie about that guy who is broke and left the girl pregnant and at the end they stay together because that is the right thing to do.
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10.31.2007, 08:57 PM	#113
pokkeherrie invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,289	Probably a toss up between Jaws 17 and Friday the Thirteenth part 23. Either that or something with Chuck Norris or Jean-Claude van Damme. As far as movies I've seen in the cinema; I once got free tickets for some shit movie with David Duchovny. Dunno what it was called, but it was shit.
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10.31.2007, 08:57 PM	#114
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Knocked up that... that one.
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10.31.2007, 08:59 PM	#116
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Dead Poet Society, my only qualms about it, was that the guy did not have the guts to stand up to his father.
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10.31.2007, 09:02 PM	#118
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Robbin Williams doesn't annoy me as much as Eddie Murphy.
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10.31.2007, 09:07 PM	#120
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Yes Will Ferrel, I think he does not choose his movies right. He just chooses whatever is thrown at him. Jimmy Fallon, I just think he is cute, but not a very good actor.
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