I want to marry a woman like my AP English Humanities teacher - Page 2

greedrex · 03.09.2009, 02:19 PM

i am a hot teacher. I have lots of fans at work.

pbradley · 03.09.2009, 02:23 PM

I have had a hot yearbook teacher, english teacher, and french teacher.

Rob Instigator · 03.09.2009, 02:38 PM

"not receptive to love"

great line

!@#$%! · 03.09.2009, 02:41 PM

i think rob might appreciate this, ha ha ha

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6154468822745115325&ei=vm21SZ7uA4zuqAP5g6H3Aw&q=ho t+for+teacher&hl=en

vulva · 03.09.2009, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

I have had a hot yearbook teacher, english teacher, and french teacher.

you french her?

ihateyouth · 03.09.2009, 03:00 PM

ahaha!

pbradley · 03.09.2009, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by vulva

you french her?

In my dreams. I failed that class hard.

vulva · 03.09.2009, 03:25 PM

Really? I guess it could be tough. French was literally second nature to me since I went to a Francophone school as a child.

pbradley · 03.09.2009, 03:31 PM

I suck at foreign languages. I found the grammar easier since I could reason it out but adopting new words without reference is just difficult for me.

I did better in Latin.

Also there were a few cute girls in the class as well and I find women speaking French way attractive so I was very anxious/embarrassed the entire course.

vulva · 03.09.2009, 03:35 PM

Understandable. And yeah, I guess just learning "from now on, what you call this is called that now. Don't ask why, it just is" can be a little awkward to get used to. It was similar, in some ways, for me when moving in to higher grades at English only schools. A lot of the words didn't make sense to me until I saw some mild similarity to the french word. I still make small mistakes, like putting a dollar sign at the end of a number instead of before. It just makes more sense to me.

I also pronounce "subtract", "substract" more often than not.

thindarkduke13 · 03.09.2009, 03:43 PM

Yes, I'm a guy. I'm not the only one who has had these feeling for her. The boyfriend of a close friend of mine had a raging hard-on for her. Funny that earlier in the year I poked fun at a friend of mine for checking her out. Now I'm the one who has googley-eyes

vulva · 03.09.2009, 03:48 PM

If you end up porking her, don't take any pics and risk them getting out. I still have the pics that got my old Comm. Tech teacher fired. He was a cool dude, but it was a dumb slip up on his end to bang a student and take pics via webcam.

!@#$%! · 03.09.2009, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by thindarkduke13

Yes, I'm a guy. I'm not the only one who has had these feeling for her. The boyfriend of a close friend of mine had a raging hard-on for her. Funny that earlier in the year I poked fun at a friend of mine for checking her out. Now I'm the one who has googley-eyes

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Originally Posted by vulva

If you end up porking her, don't take any pics and risk them getting out. I still have the pics that got my old Comm. Tech teacher fired. He was a cool dude, but it was a dumb slip up on his end to bang a student and take pics via webcam.

forget that bullshit about "porking her" unless you want to really create some real trouble for yourself or get expelled or what not. in the remote chance that you don't get your ass kicked out of school for acting like a complete fucking dildo for brains, you could get your teacher in a world of shit. vulva's dickhead teacher is prolly registered as a sex offender somewhere-- deservedly so. what an asswad moron, and i don't mean a moron for getting caugh-- i mean a plain-ass fucking immature moron fucktard.

teachers should never fuck their students-- this applies to grownups and much more so to minors. in college/grad-school/etc, the rule is to wait until the course is over and then proceed. there has to be no power relationship in it. besides, it's just fucked to fuck people at work. in other words-- don't shit where you eat. adults who fuck minors deserve for the most part to be shot in the head. i say "for the most part"-- i'm forever grateful to my first hooker.

really, it's a nice crush you have there, don't debase it by acting like a stupid dork and trying to "pork" her. pork! for fuck's sakes!

butchered swine.

keep it nice instead. really. don't end up on springer.

pbradley · 03.09.2009, 04:04 PM

Reminds me of Plato and why he says male teachers shouldn't diddle their boy students.

SYRFox · 03.09.2009, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by thindarkduke13

She's wonderful. Intelligent, sophisticated and charming. She'e 52 and has a nice body for a woman her age. Maybe not conventionally attractive, but she has the certain something about her. Also, I found out from another teacher of mine that she speaks very highly of me quite often. It's nice to be respected by someone you admire.

MILF PORN ADDICT
SPOTTED.

Derek · 03.09.2009, 04:26 PM

SYRFox: user of the year

!@#$%! · 03.09.2009, 04:39 PM

that's what happens when you reveal the depths of a refined soul to the toxic air of the internet: everything gets reduced to porking, milf porn, and LOLs. next: lolcats.

i'm gonna have to go with glice in this one and repeat with the chorus-- YOU'RE ALL DEAD INSIDE

i'm also guilty, of course.

Derek · 03.09.2009, 04:41 PM

i've never EVER met a teacher that i've found attractive. most of my teachers are overweight middle-aged women and chances are that i could stuff my whole textbook up their rotten dirty cunts.

thindarkduke13 · 03.09.2009, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

forget that bullshit about "porking her" unless you want to really create some real trouble for yourself or get expelled or what not. in the remote chance that you don't get your ass kicked out of school for acting like a complete fucking dildo for brains, you could get your teacher in a world of shit. vulva's dickhead teacher is prolly registered as a sex offender somewhere-- deservedly so. what an asswad moron, and i don't mean a moron for getting caugh-- i mean a plain-ass fucking immature moron fucktard.

teachers should never fuck their students-- this applies to grownups and much more so to minors. in college/grad-school/etc, the rule is to wait until the course is over and then proceed. there has to be no power relationship in it. besides, it's just fucked to fuck people at work. in other words-- don't shit where you eat. adults who fuck minors deserve for the most part to be shot in the head. i say "for the most part"-- i'm forever grateful to my first hooker.

really, it's a nice crush you have there, don't debase it by acting like a stupid dork and trying to "pork" her. pork! for fuck's sakes!

butchered swine.

keep it nice instead. really. don't end up on springer.

I wouldn't "pork" her. It is just a crush. She's just a cool lady and I would be lucky to be with a woman that shares similar traits (intelligence, class, etc.) I'm not even interested in dating right now. But most of my peers, guys and girls, are fucking dunces. I hope that will change by the time I start college.

pbradley · 03.09.2009, 04:46 PM

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next: lolcats.

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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,464	i think rob might appreciate this, ha ha ha http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6154468822745115325&ei=vm21SZ7uA4zuqAP5g6H3Aw&q=ho t+for+teacher&hl=en
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03.09.2009, 03:25 PM	#28
vulva the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,041	Really? I guess it could be tough. French was literally second nature to me since I went to a Francophone school as a child.
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03.09.2009, 03:31 PM	#29
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I suck at foreign languages. I found the grammar easier since I could reason it out but adopting new words without reference is just difficult for me. I did better in Latin. Also there were a few cute girls in the class as well and I find women speaking French way attractive so I was very anxious/embarrassed the entire course.
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03.09.2009, 03:35 PM	#30
vulva the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,041	Understandable. And yeah, I guess just learning "from now on, what you call this is called that now. Don't ask why, it just is" can be a little awkward to get used to. It was similar, in some ways, for me when moving in to higher grades at English only schools. A lot of the words didn't make sense to me until I saw some mild similarity to the french word. I still make small mistakes, like putting a dollar sign at the end of a number instead of before. It just makes more sense to me. I also pronounce "subtract", "substract" more often than not.
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03.09.2009, 03:43 PM	#31
thindarkduke13 bad moon rising Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 147	Yes, I'm a guy. I'm not the only one who has had these feeling for her. The boyfriend of a close friend of mine had a raging hard-on for her. Funny that earlier in the year I poked fun at a friend of mine for checking her out. Now I'm the one who has googley-eyes __________________ There is a Hand to turn the time, Though thy Glass today be run, Till the Light hath brought the Towers low Find the last poor Preterite one . . . Till the Riders sleep by ev'ry road, All through our crippl'd Zone, With a face in ev'ry Mountainside And a Soul in ev'ry stone Now Everybody -
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03.09.2009, 03:48 PM	#32
vulva the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,041	If you end up porking her, don't take any pics and risk them getting out. I still have the pics that got my old Comm. Tech teacher fired. He was a cool dude, but it was a dumb slip up on his end to bang a student and take pics via webcam.
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03.09.2009, 04:04 PM	#34
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Reminds me of Plato and why he says male teachers shouldn't diddle their boy students.
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,464	that's what happens when you reveal the depths of a refined soul to the toxic air of the internet: everything gets reduced to porking, milf porn, and LOLs. next: lolcats. i'm gonna have to go with glice in this one and repeat with the chorus-- YOU'RE ALL DEAD INSIDE i'm also guilty, of course.
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03.09.2009, 04:41 PM	#38
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	i've never EVER met a teacher that i've found attractive. most of my teachers are overweight middle-aged women and chances are that i could stuff my whole textbook up their rotten dirty cunts.
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