[stab116]

OK, so the apocalypse is tomorrow. Of course, it isn't just a single day of chaos that will destroy the world, it's like a seven-day battle during which Heaven is open or something like that. But this is the time to act! It's time for the boldest plan in the history of mankind: to kill God!
And think a bit about this, if the apocalypse turns out to be real, it means God is real, and not the regular type of God, but the type of God in which people like pedophile priests and old ladies believe in. You know what I mean, right? And it means that a lot of other illogical and cruel stuff from the bible is true as well, right? Like the story of Abel and Cain, which kinda proves that God isn't a nice man. Or the fact that God told Adam not to eat the apple, which is like fascism.
So, what do you think? If the apocalypse is tomorrow, will you help in the epic struggle against our mischievous creator?

[Genteel Death]

Oh fuck off. Please.

[artsygrrl]

kinnikpasswordforgetter, you are a diarrhea-spouting dickwad.

[artsygrrl]

I will prey for you tonight.

[artsygrrl]

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

do you want directions to the cemetry where i buried your god?

i say cemetry, it's really more of a sewage ditch. i wouldn't advise you to get to close to it without the proper breathing equipment. i emptied by bowels around the area to mark my territory, so watch where you sit.

...my, aren't WE in a mood today.

[floatingslowly]

God here, I'm sorry that it took me so long to end it all, but I've been busy babysitting Satan's twin matress. please leave a message below and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm done murdering all the Muslims.

[artsygrrl]

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

i should think not. i am at least trying to be courteous. would you like me to make a necklace out of the smaller bones?

I never attack someone verbally unless they are being self-righteous and pompous, which I perceived you to be.
Now, about those bones: Small ones would be great! Could you fashion one for a nose-ring as well?

[SonicBebs]

if it was the apocolypse tomorrow i would eat a lot of fucking cake tonight

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by artsygrrl

I never attack someone verbally unless they are being self-righteous and pompous, which I perceived you to be.
Now, about those bones: Small ones would be great! Could you fashion one for a nose-ring as well?

I love you.

[artsygrrl]

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

self righteousness is all your left with now your god is dead.

and i doubt i could ever match the heights of pomposity contained in the act of turning your arrest and crucification into some sort of universalist gesture that absboles the sins of all mankind.

still at least we have reached a more amicable and pleasant tone.

tea anyone?

It's no big deal to post about not believing in God. I seriously don't give a shit if you believe in God or not.
You communicate yr thoughts in a vile and hateful manner. And you are damn old enough to know better. You ARE kinda fun to fuck with, tho.

What the fuck is your problem?

SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP

[artsygrrl]

 

[alteredcourse]

What if this conversation makes me so hot ?

[stab116]

Please don't fight, after all, we are brothers in all of this! You should probably just hug, and if not, I'll pray day and night, hoping that Science and the United Nations will bring an end to your loathsome conflict.

[DeadDiscoDildo]

Two threads?

[artsygrrl]

...um...it's now tomorrow....not a cloud in the sky.

[DeadDiscoDildo]

to spoil the view but its raining


raining in myyyy heart