london mayor

jon boy · 05.01.2008, 03:40 PM

ken or boris? or the other one who doesnt really stand a chance?

Rob Instigator · 05.01.2008, 03:41 PM

what is this lon - don that you speak of?

jon boy · 05.01.2008, 03:44 PM

its a small town in the south of ingerland

demonrail666 · 05.01.2008, 04:04 PM

Londinium faces a bit of a doomed-either-way scenario when choosing between Red Ken and Bumbling Boris. I honestly couldn't endorse either - Ken is clearly a man more keen to settle old scores with the Labour party than do anything that average Londoners want, while Boris, bless him, doesn't seem to have a political idea to his name.

I think it's gonna go to Boris, which should make for some interesting headlines, but I can see chaos when ever he's called to actually do anything beyond look cuddly, in that public schoolboy, spankings-from-matron kind of a way.

jon boy · 05.01.2008, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Londinium faces a bit of a doomed-either-way scenario when choosing between Red Ken and Bumbling Boris. I honestly couldn't endorse either - Ken is clearly a man more keen to settle old scores with the Labour party than do anything that average Londoners want, while Boris, bless him, doesn't seem to have a political idea to his name.

I think it's gonna go to Boris, which should make for some interesting headlines, but I can see chaos when ever he's called to actually do anything beyond look cuddly, in that public schoolboy, spankings-from-matron kind of a way.

i have to agree. boris really doesnt seem to know what day it is let alone run a city as diverse a london. what was it he said about liverpool again?

This Is Not Here · 05.01.2008, 04:08 PM

didn't Boris doodle on his application form? Boris for PM, i say

demonrail666 · 05.01.2008, 04:16 PM

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what was it he said about liverpool again?

He called them whingers and then had to go up there and apologise. Which is probably why he has a strange cult following in Manchester. Citing him has the one man bold enough to tell the truth about Liverpudlians. And for that reason alone, I do have a nagging hope that Boris wins. Saying that, if he's in charge and the Taliban decide to drop some suicide bombers into the tube, we're totally fucked. The guy wouldn't know a terrorist from a teddy bear.

jon boy · 05.01.2008, 04:18 PM

thats the thing, for comedy value he is priceless but for a crisis as much use as a chocolate fireguard.

demonrail666 · 05.01.2008, 04:26 PM

As prospective drinking partners, Boris wins everytime. It's the choice between a night of Bloody Marys and cigars in a gentlemans club in Mayfair or some freshly squeezed mango juice in a community centre in Tottenham.

demonrail666 · 05.01.2008, 04:28 PM

Boris the hit-man Johnson!

demonrail666 · 05.01.2008, 04:31 PM

Go Boris ... Go Boris ... Go Boris!

demonrail666 · 05.01.2008, 04:33 PM

Boris - Motherfucking - JOHNSON!

demonrail666 · 05.01.2008, 04:36 PM

What do you mean? I AM smiling!

radarmaker · 05.01.2008, 05:29 PM

Fuck Boris Johnson with half a rusty iron fencepost.

demonrail666 · 05.01.2008, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by radarmaker

Fuck Boris Johnson with half a rusty iron fencepost.

That cult following I mentioned earlier, clearly didn't reach as far as Newcastle.

Danny Himself · 05.01.2008, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

He called them whingers and then had to go up there and apologise. Which is probably why he has a strange cult following in Manchester. Citing him has the one man bold enough to tell the truth about Liverpudlians. And for that reason alone, I do have a nagging hope that Boris wins.

You'll be banished to the hell of drinking phlegm if you don't apologise for that.

demonrail666 · 05.01.2008, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

You'll be banished to the hell of drinking phlegm if you don't apologise for that.

Caaalm down, Caaaaaalm down, caaaaaalm down.

Lurker · 05.01.2008, 10:47 PM

I think most Tory voters vote for them purely because of Boris.

the ikara cult · 05.02.2008, 01:19 AM

PleasenotBoris
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05.02.2008, 03:22 AM

Amy Winehouse or Pete Doherty come across as being more competent than Boris Johnson. Ken Livingstone is by no means someone you'd trust your daughter with, but at least he seems more on the ball. I bet Boris Johnson will win just because he'd bring a different face in.

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05.01.2008, 04:04 PM	#4
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	Londinium faces a bit of a doomed-either-way scenario when choosing between Red Ken and Bumbling Boris. I honestly couldn't endorse either - Ken is clearly a man more keen to settle old scores with the Labour party than do anything that average Londoners want, while Boris, bless him, doesn't seem to have a political idea to his name. I think it's gonna go to Boris, which should make for some interesting headlines, but I can see chaos when ever he's called to actually do anything beyond look cuddly, in that public schoolboy, spankings-from-matron kind of a way.
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05.01.2008, 04:18 PM	#8
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	thats the thing, for comedy value he is priceless but for a crisis as much use as a chocolate fireguard. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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05.01.2008, 04:26 PM	#9
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	As prospective drinking partners, Boris wins everytime. It's the choice between a night of Bloody Marys and cigars in a gentlemans club in Mayfair or some freshly squeezed mango juice in a community centre in Tottenham.
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05.01.2008, 04:28 PM	#10
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	Boris the hit-man Johnson!
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	Go Boris ... Go Boris ... Go Boris!
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	Boris - Motherfucking - JOHNSON!
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05.01.2008, 04:36 PM	#13
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	What do you mean? I AM smiling!
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Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	I think most Tory voters vote for them purely because of Boris.
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05.02.2008, 03:22 AM	#20
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Amy Winehouse or Pete Doherty come across as being more competent than Boris Johnson. Ken Livingstone is by no means someone you'd trust your daughter with, but at least he seems more on the ball. I bet Boris Johnson will win just because he'd bring a different face in.
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