Collective masturbation - Page 2

Phlegmscope · 07.05.2006, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

I'm in distress limbo as to whether to be confused by the phantom cock or the fact that you noticed that.

You should've noticed it first, instinctively even, as being the user who self-proclaimingly went through the first 300 postings of his stating the word "cock" every single time.
I'm surprised.

This thread adds a lot to the total amount of "cocks".

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 07.05.2006, 04:08 PM

I played with the idea of getting a bunch of people to masturbate into milk jugs, and use the collected cum to fill up water balloons and throw at my enemies.

Then I realized I'd probably get killed for doing something like that to my enemies.

I'd love to see the look on their faces when they realized that they were covered in cum.

Phlegmscope · 07.05.2006, 04:11 PM

Sooner or later you'd probably get killed for asking people to masturbate into your milk jugs.

Glice · 07.05.2006, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Phlegmscope

Sooner or later you'd probably get killed for asking people to masturbate into your milk jugs.

Thanks for killing my next great stolen plan, buzzkill.

Пятхъдесят Шест · 07.05.2006, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Phlegmscope

Whose cock is it in the hand of the guy in front? Is it just a dismembered penis, a dildo, or is there a third person who's partially a ghost?

Its a gerbil.

acousticrock87 · 07.05.2006, 04:32 PM

A one-eyed gerbil...

trance feeeedback · 07.05.2006, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

This statue reminds me of Gerogerigegege.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 07.05.2006, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Phlegmscope

Sooner or later you'd probably get killed for asking people to masturbate into your milk jugs.

Hahahaha.

jon boy · 07.05.2006, 05:03 PM

that depends if you were in prison or not.

Phlegmscope · 07.05.2006, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

that depends if you were in prison or not.

In prison for asking people to masturbate for you in order to fulfill your vicious intentions? or as a result of committing the depraved deeds?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 07.05.2006, 05:45 PM

Say I actually got two water balloons full of my cum and threw them at my enemies. If someone did that to you, what would you do as revenge?

LittlePuppetBoy · 07.06.2006, 12:35 PM

Have any of you even thought of the possibility that the thing in the guy's hand is a ball or some other ordinary household object?

gmku · 07.06.2006, 12:38 PM

That seems like a reasonably normal possibility. You think we'd come up with anything reasonably normal?

!@#$%! · 07.06.2006, 01:23 PM

if by collective masturbation you refer to this board then it's obvious everyone here is for a "yes" because isn't it all we do here for the most part?

if you mean for real collective masturbation i say only with people one likes otherwise i'll have to pass.

by the way the guy with the crooked dick must have a lucky girlfriend i mean does he have a natural g-spot finder or what (if i understood correctly). i say crooked provides greater friction & possibilities if i had one i would only ask that it can twist & turn in multiple directions then i can start my own cult.

alyasa · 07.06.2006, 01:24 PM

What about co-operative masturbation?

gmku · 07.06.2006, 02:29 PM

When I first came upon this thread the other day, I thought pockmarras was proposing a collective masturbation online. Like, okay in three minutes everyone who's here starts masturbating...

fishmonkey · 07.07.2006, 08:24 AM

i dunno if i could concentrate.

!@#$%! · 07.07.2006, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

That was the idea intially.The only problem would have been posting pictures of our busy penises at the same time.Imagine,just like they used to do it in the sixties.

oh that idea is quite repellent to me. but i understand it could be appealing to some-- so have fun!. but if you do, please do it in secret, or at least post plenty of warning, so i don't have to see.

ha ha on the other hand (pun?) this would make a nice little short film

now let's figure out a plot twist.

porkmarras · 07.07.2006, 01:16 PM

Wipers?

!@#$%! · 07.07.2006, 01:17 PM

autoerotic strangulation maybe

View Poll Results: Collective masturbation
yes	15	34.88%
no	12	27.91%
dunno	1	2.33%
Eh?	4	9.30%
porkmarras i don't know what you are on about	11	25.58%
Voters: 43. You may not vote on this poll

07.05.2006, 04:08 PM	#22
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	I played with the idea of getting a bunch of people to masturbate into milk jugs, and use the collected cum to fill up water balloons and throw at my enemies. Then I realized I'd probably get killed for doing something like that to my enemies. I'd love to see the look on their faces when they realized that they were covered in cum.
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07.05.2006, 04:11 PM	#23
Phlegmscope expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Finland Posts: 1,246	Sooner or later you'd probably get killed for asking people to masturbate into your milk jugs.
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07.05.2006, 04:32 PM	#26
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	A one-eyed gerbil...
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07.05.2006, 05:03 PM	#29
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	that depends if you were in prison or not.
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07.05.2006, 05:45 PM	#31
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Say I actually got two water balloons full of my cum and threw them at my enemies. If someone did that to you, what would you do as revenge?
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07.06.2006, 12:35 PM	#32
LittlePuppetBoy expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Aylmer(now Gatineau), Quebec Posts: 1,756	Have any of you even thought of the possibility that the thing in the guy's hand is a ball or some other ordinary household object? __________________
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07.06.2006, 12:38 PM	#33
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	That seems like a reasonably normal possibility. You think we'd come up with anything reasonably normal?
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07.06.2006, 01:23 PM	#34
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,465	if by collective masturbation you refer to this board then it's obvious everyone here is for a "yes" because isn't it all we do here for the most part? if you mean for real collective masturbation i say only with people one likes otherwise i'll have to pass. by the way the guy with the crooked dick must have a lucky girlfriend i mean does he have a natural g-spot finder or what (if i understood correctly). i say crooked provides greater friction & possibilities if i had one i would only ask that it can twist & turn in multiple directions then i can start my own cult.
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07.06.2006, 01:24 PM	#35
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	What about co-operative masturbation? __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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07.06.2006, 02:29 PM	#36
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	When I first came upon this thread the other day, I thought pockmarras was proposing a collective masturbation online. Like, okay in three minutes everyone who's here starts masturbating...
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07.07.2006, 08:24 AM	#37
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	i dunno if i could concentrate. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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07.07.2006, 01:16 PM	#39
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Wipers? __________________
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07.07.2006, 01:17 PM	#40
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,465	autoerotic strangulation maybe
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