Jesus is on fire!

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.15.2010, 03:14 PM

A giant statue of Jesus in Ohio was strike by lightning and went up in flames. Apparently it was not solid rock, but rather cheap styrofoam (sp?) with a metal rod inside it....basically Jesus had a lightning rod up his ass all this time...

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3 DmUZ3d1tTbWg&start1&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtub e.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DOqbeo5A6ujE&start2&authorName

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/...sus-fire_N.htm

FreshChops · 06.15.2010, 03:23 PM

+1 Point - Satan

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.15.2010, 03:26 PM

Indeed

ni'k · 06.15.2010, 03:54 PM

old news. i already killed jesus. hey, you want the sex you give me the money. otherwise how am i supposed to do business?

!@#$%! · 06.15.2010, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

A giant statue of Jesus in Ohio was strike by lightning and went up in flames. Apparently it was not solid rock, but rather cheap styrofoam (sp?) with a metal rod inside it....basically Jesus had a lightning rod up his ass all this time...

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3 DmUZ3d1tTbWg&start1&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtub e.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DOqbeo5A6ujE&start2&authorName

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/...sus-fire_N.htm

AWESOME

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.15.2010, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ni'k

old news. i already killed jesus. hey, you want the sex you give me the money. otherwise how am i supposed to do business?

whoa you fucked jesus and killed him? so metal!

ni'k · 06.15.2010, 04:06 PM

the only thing metal was the urethral ornaments i adorned for the process.

THATS RIGHT:

Satan · 06.15.2010, 04:10 PM

my greatest accomplishment

automatic bzooty · 06.15.2010, 04:57 PM

i've driven by this thing so many times.

space · 06.15.2010, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by FreshChops

+1 Point - Satan

I don't know. if I believed in satan, I'd have to believe in jesus, and then, I'd believe that jesus would have done it himself.

and by himself, I mean, Himself, of course.

FreshChops · 06.15.2010, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by space

I don't know. if I believed in satan, I'd have to believe in jesus, and then, I'd believe that jesus would have done it himself.

and by himself, I mean, Himself, of course.

I didn't believe in either one until this undeniable, twisted act of the devil. Now, I have to believe in both.... Game on!

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.15.2010, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by automatic bzooty

i've driven by this thing so many times.

What? That means we are very close to eachother...

wanna get...very close to eachother?

jk, im an eternal perv.

One of my good friends, did our album art, loves metal, loves satan....capitalized on this!

Hail Satan Mother FUcker!

verme (prevaricator) · 06.15.2010, 05:23 PM

wtf are you talking about? satan can't throw lightnings.

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.15.2010, 05:28 PM

Hail Thor mother fuckers?

davenotdead · 06.15.2010, 06:24 PM

its obvious God did it because it was shoddy craftsmanship

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.15.2010, 06:32 PM

Apparently they are spending nearly 1 million to rebuild it...

instead of giving that money to the poor or charitys...

If they do that, I hope someone just burns it down instead of lightning..

Satan · 06.15.2010, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)

wtf are you talking about? satan can't throw lightnings.

LIKE HELL I CAN'T

Rob Instigator · 06.16.2010, 08:47 AM

Touchdown Jesus!

Keeping It Simple · 06.16.2010, 06:13 PM

It looks like a giant statue of Barry Gibb.

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.17.2010, 08:39 AM

^^For once you made me giggle

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