[Satan]

why do people think it's totally acceptable to be complete fucking shithead cunts to me when i did NOTHING to them??

[shabbray2.0]

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more input if you are serious about that question.

[amerikangod]

Because it's not about you. It's about them not having a handle on themselves and their own shit. You could have just as easily been a door, an ottoman, a ficus plant, or a turtle shell in Super Mario World.

A cracked container leaking liquid shit isn't considering the floor that it splashes its liquid shit all over. It just simply is.

[shabbray2.0]

^^the last sentence disqualifies myself from this thread. goodbye just too good

[Satan]

okay, getting kicked out of a club for NO FUCKING REASON three times, and then when i had the balls to complain about the door guy being so rude the manager cussed me out and kicked me out again

getting the door slammed in my face by someone close to me

people just generally saying rude nasty shit to me

[Glice]

Maybe it's the perpetual state of whinging you exist in? Maybe you've been wandering around with a face like a slapped arse?

I have a mate who gets decked on the street at random. Really, he can't do anything about it. He's just got one of those faces you want to punch.

[Genteel Death]

If you really wanted to experience rudeness you should try dealing with the general public like I do in my job. They can drive you insane with their pettiness and stupidity. Luckily I have had only jobs dealing with the public, so I have my ways to get back at them.

[demonrail666]

It must be one helluva club for you to want to go back after already being kicked out three times.

[Glice]

The only time I ever lost my rag with a member of the public was when I worked for the council. I'll spare you the details, but it ended with me standing up saying in a near-shouty voice "I AM NOT GOING TO STAND FREEZING MY BITS OFF OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE JUST IN CASE YOUR POXY RECYCLING BIN GETS STOLEN" She shut up then.

[Genteel Death]

I've never lost my temper with any of them so far. A couple of episodes made me fantasize about killing someone very, very slowly, though.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

It must be one helluva club for you to want to go back after already being kicked out three times.

I have been asked to leave the same place so many times I can't even remember. It's always been for looking too wasted. They always let me back in, and the doorman is even ok, it's just that now I have been bored with the place for some time. Life is hard when you're as sexy as me.

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

Life is hard when you're as sexy as me.

I know what you mean. i've stopped going to clubs altogether just because my sexiness tends to intimidate the other clubgoers.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

I know what you mean. i've stopped going to clubs altogether just because my sexiness tends to intimidate the other clubgoers.

Seriously, though, what's wrong with bringing a little bit of pretty face to the general public?

[amerikangod]

I've threatened customers with violence on two separate occasions. The second of which I outright challenged them to a fight. Twice. Both times he ran away. Well, the second time he actually scooted away on a kick scooter and gave me the finger from about twenty yards.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

I've threatened customers with violence on two separate occasions. The second of which I outright challenged them to a fight. Twice. Both times he ran away. Well, the second time he actually scooted away on a kick scooter and gave me the finger from about twenty yards.

Were they hipsters? I'm only asking because hipsters generally seem well-mannered people at night.

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by Satan

why do people think it's totally acceptable to be complete fucking shithead cunts to me when i did NOTHING to them??

In these situations tell myself, "Habte, you got to be cool today, people don't like it when you're a complete fucking shithead cunt when they did nothing to you."

[the ikara cult]

In my dealings with the public in my current job i know for a fact im gonna get in trouble for something soon. One of them is gonna start complaining about having to wait half an hour in a queue, and im just gonna tell him to fuck off and build his own bloody ferris wheel.

Its definitely gonna be an Australian as well, i can feel it.

[Satan]

Originally Posted by Glice

Maybe it's the perpetual state of whinging you exist in? Maybe you've been wandering around with a face like a slapped arse?

I have a mate who gets decked on the street at random. Really, he can't do anything about it. He's just got one of those faces you want to punch.

would you fuck the fuck off please? back the fuck out of my bubble

Originally Posted by demonrail666

It must be one helluva club for you to want to go back after already being kicked out three times.

they let me back in, my friends were in there and i wasn't gonna take that shit

[ploesj]

i've had a customer trying to slap me in the face while working at a post office. his letter hadn't arrived and he couldn't accept that regular letters can't be traced. then he started yelling how i just threw away letters people wanted to send. when i told him i didn't even work there at the time his receipt (from buying the stamp) stated, he tried to hit me and my boss called the police. the guy actually stayed around until the cops arrived because he was sure they would think he was right...

loads of people ignore me when i'm trying to walk past them, or try to get by on my bike. i don't get annoyed quickly but i get really pissed about three people occupying a whole street (!!) and then looking at you pissed when you almost hit them after ringing this bike bell a few times...

[krischanski]

Originally Posted by Satan

why do people think it's totally acceptable to be complete fucking shithead cunts to me when i did NOTHING to them??

Because your name is Satan and they believe in God.