[floatingslowly]

I would like to make sex to your cat while he farts.

[ink.]

I'm sure he'd love it.

[floatingslowly]

Do you promise to wipe first?

[ann ashtray]

jon boy.

[louder]

Originally Posted by halfeatencake

sway, in a bathtub
and jon boy of course

jon boy, sway & halfeatencake in a bathub? got damn

[EVOLghost]

Originally Posted by louder

jon boy, sway & halfeatencake in a bathub? got damn

gross.

[floatingslowly]

Get out of that tub RIGHT NOW, young lady.

You'll catch a nasty sexbug. Jon boy makes fuck to hookers.

[floatingslowly]

You can't disgust me. I am a champion at this game

[floatingslowly]

Firstly, if you ever find yourself typing something, and hitting delete prior to posting, you're doing it wrong.

That's when you know that you're pro.


If perhaps your mother is watching, you can always attribute the quote to either afonso or EVOLgoats. Although this method doesn't give you credit, the believabilty of disgust increases by a factor of ten point five!

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by EVOLgoats

once, while hammering a hairbrush (the birstled end) into my anus, i accidentally scratched my colon with a fingernail and almost bled to death. If it wasn't for the hamster swimming further up my pooptube to escape the assblood, i might have also lost the brush.

Tame.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by afunso

sometimes i like to stand outside the homes of old peoples and the retardeds going on toilet. I grab my, how do you say in englais, my tinklerod, and try to see if i make go inside me. The sight of old peoples and retardeds make me excite to play. I sometimes so too excite that difficult to push back in my fuckmaker into my stomach so all you see is my shave testicle.

Might be true.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Jon boy

jon boy

Fucking sick.

[louder]

Originally Posted by Jon boy

jon boy

 

[SONIC GAIL]

Originally Posted by foreverasskiss

none of you mentioned sonic Gail
shame on all y,all. oh, she,s married right.

Ahhh you are so sweet I would fuck you. Yeah I am married, but that does not mean I dont like to fuck. Just ask my fuck buddy

[SONIC GAIL]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to foreverasskiss again.

[SONIC GAIL]

I really want a 3 way with floatz and ink.

[floatingslowly]

Yes pls.

Let's play hot dog sammich. You guys can be the bun.

[SONIC GAIL]

of course you can watch

[ann ashtray]

Originally Posted by halfeatencake

can't get that scenario out of my head since i first saw the picture of sway in the bathtub <3

haha. Yeah, so swexxxy.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by foreverasskiss

..

Why the smiles, gigglepuss???

There's no fucking way in hell you're watching.