Robot Programmed to Love Goes Too Far

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 04.07.2009, 03:23 PM

http://www.muckflash.com/?p=200

Kegmama · 04.07.2009, 03:30 PM

Ha. This is such a flo-bot thread.

Robot Love is forever!

04.07.2009, 03:33 PM

scary

Sonic Youth 37 · 04.07.2009, 03:38 PM

HAHAHAH

floatingslowly · 04.07.2009, 03:44 PM

Quote:

“This is only a minor setback. I have full faith that we will one day live side by side with, and eventually love and be loved by, robots,”

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama

Robot Love is forever!

quoted for truth.

afterthefact · 04.07.2009, 03:58 PM

Off topic, but Spectral, is your sig from the Kid's In The Hall skit, Sausages?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 04.07.2009, 04:03 PM

Yes it is.

afterthefact · 04.07.2009, 04:06 PM

Thought so. Ok, back to robot lovin'.

pbradley · 04.07.2009, 04:31 PM

Robot slut.

phoenix · 04.07.2009, 05:35 PM

surely they can just replace his "100kg" robot arms with something squishy so he cannot pummel people to death with love, and all is well? So he has abandonment issues with the hot service lady, don't we all when we are say, 3 years old?

floatingslowly · 04.07.2009, 06:30 PM

^^^ I love you with all my circuit boards. a dildo-armed robot is an awesome idea.

noisereductions · 04.07.2009, 06:39 PM

floatingslowly · 04.07.2009, 06:47 PM

that is the most beautiful picture that I've ever seen.

why must you people constantly torment me??

noisereductions · 04.07.2009, 06:47 PM

where's my rep?

noisereductions · 04.07.2009, 06:47 PM

oh. haha. thanks!

EVOLghost · 04.07.2009, 07:00 PM

lol too funny. Even robots can become over obsessive!

floatingslowly · 04.07.2009, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noisereductions

where's my rep?

3.14159265 seconds prior to my previous post.

I have a flux-capacitor, and I'm not afraid to use it.

This Is Not Here · 04.07.2009, 08:03 PM

Who puts a loved-up robot in an enclosure?! The ANIMALS!!

deflinus · 04.07.2009, 11:04 PM

“This is only a minor setback. I have full faith that we will one day live side by side with, and eventually love and be loved by, robots,” he said.

SYRFox · 04.08.2009, 06:22 AM

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The trouble all started when a young female intern began to spend several hours each day with Kenji, testing his systems and loading new software routines. When it came time to leave one evening, however, Kenji refused to let her out of his lab enclosure and used his bulky mechanical body to block her exit and hug her repeatedly. The intern was only able to escape after she had frantically phoned two senior staff members to come and temporarily de-activate Kenji.

It would have been the first robotic rape. Fascinating.

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afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	Thought so. Ok, back to robot lovin'. __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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deflinus expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in the darkest part of your mind Posts: 1,737	“This is only a minor setback. I have full faith that we will one day live side by side with, and eventually love and be loved by, robots,” he said.
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