Stupidest Guitar Ever?

Rob Instigator · 03.16.2009, 02:06 PM

world's stupidest guitar title changes hands?

no longer is steve vai's 5 neck, heart shaped piece of shit trhe world's stupidest guitar.

now we have the penis guitar. (kinda NSFW)

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 03.16.2009, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

world's stupidest guitar title changes hands?

no longer is steve vai's 5 neck, heart shaped piece of shit trhe world's stupidest guitar.

now we have the penis guitar. (kinda NSFW)

all of these

and these

in fact, the whole god-awful BC Rich company should just disappear, but than again, the suicide rate which is already way to fucking high might increase rapidly as what would all the goth kids have to look foward to without BC Rich guitars?

gualbert · 03.16.2009, 02:15 PM

Bands who play with different tunings could use the first one.
Like..uh..Sonic Youth!

Savage Clone · 03.16.2009, 02:16 PM

BC Rich is a thousand times more metal than goth.
The Rich "Bich" has a bunch of extra cutaways on it that allow for it to have even more Pointy Parts.
At least the Mockingbird isn't that bad, which means they have one tolerable model. I can't say the same for Parker guitars. Ick.

Glice · 03.16.2009, 02:20 PM

Probably from the same list.

Rob Instigator · 03.16.2009, 02:28 PM

oh god. that warthog is pretty fucking terrible

wellcharge · 03.16.2009, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

BC Rich is a thousand times more metal than goth.
The Rich "Bich" has a bunch of extra cutaways on it that allow for it to have even more Pointy Parts.
At least the Mockingbird isn't that bad, which means they have one tolerable model. I can't say the same for Parker guitars. Ick.

i've heard parker guitars are really good though, however having looked them up they definitely are ugly as hell

Savage Clone · 03.16.2009, 02:35 PM

Not only are Parker guitars ugly as fuck, but they are also super-expensive.
And yes, they are very "playable" if you like that techy crap. The headstocks are even uglier than the bodies.

ONWARD AND UPWARD! Let's get serious here:

Savage Clone · 03.16.2009, 02:37 PM

pbradley · 03.16.2009, 02:40 PM

I basically hate anyone who idolizes the guitar.

Which is found form in this:

Savage Clone · 03.16.2009, 02:44 PM

Is that thing a Conklin?
They are responsible for a lot of aesthetic crimes:

SuperCreep · 03.16.2009, 02:44 PM

Are the volume knobs supposed to look like genital warts?

Rob Instigator · 03.16.2009, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

that's some Frodo serenading gandalf while samwise the good sucks his balls kinda shit!

Rob Instigator · 03.16.2009, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

why does it have a lady's foot sticking out of it? Oh my. such ugliness.

Savage Clone · 03.16.2009, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

that's some Frodo serenading gandalf while samwise the good sucks his balls kinda shit!

Unsurprisingly, that guitar belongs to one Yngwie Malmsteen.

EVOLghost · 03.16.2009, 02:48 PM

BC Rich should die as a company.

pbradley · 03.16.2009, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Is that thing a Conklin?

It's a "Warr Guitar."

terminal pharmacy · 03.16.2009, 03:30 PM

glenn branca is not innocent in this department

Derek · 03.16.2009, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

It's a "Warr Guitar."

Colin Marston from Infidel?/Castro! and Behold The Arctopus rocks one of them.

greedrex · 03.16.2009, 03:42 PM

epic thread

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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,286	BC Rich is a thousand times more metal than goth. The Rich "Bich" has a bunch of extra cutaways on it that allow for it to have even more Pointy Parts. At least the Mockingbird isn't that bad, which means they have one tolerable model. I can't say the same for Parker guitars. Ick.
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,286	Not only are Parker guitars ugly as fuck, but they are also super-expensive. And yes, they are very "playable" if you like that techy crap. The headstocks are even uglier than the bodies. ONWARD AND UPWARD! Let's get serious here:
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