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Old 12.12.2006, 04:31 PM   #1
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Any advice?

I try to use the fork upside down in my left hand and the knife in my right.

I order wine for dinner when we're out.

I wear jackets now, and ties.

I try not to be obvious about staring at attractive women.

What else can I do?

What do you do?
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Old 12.12.2006, 04:31 PM   #2
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its all about the benjamins
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Old 12.12.2006, 04:33 PM   #3
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Take a lot of pictures of yourself with your mouth and eyes wide open and a big party with blonde girls as the backdrop, then post them on some nerdy messageboard.
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Old 12.12.2006, 04:33 PM   #4
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What are those?

I was thinking I might drop my articles, like, say "I'm going to Hospital" instead of "going to the hospital."

I might start drinking martinis.

I could add a pistol holder beneath my glove compartment.
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Old 12.12.2006, 04:34 PM   #5
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use articulate language and stick to your beliefs. A lot of them dig guys that are smarter than them as long as you're not an ass about it.
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Old 12.12.2006, 04:34 PM   #6
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Take a lot of pictures of yourself with your mouth and eyes wide open and a big party with blonde girls as the backdrop, then post them on some nerdy messageboard.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Savage Clone again.
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Old 12.12.2006, 04:34 PM   #7
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Cuff links.
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Old 12.12.2006, 04:35 PM   #8
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Clone, I just repped you, my good man, for the cuff links suggestion. So simple, and yet so elegant.
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Old 12.12.2006, 04:35 PM   #9
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Take a lot of pictures of yourself with your mouth and eyes wide open and a big party with blonde girls as the backdrop, then post them on some nerdy messageboard.
What about pictures of yourself in a cardboardbox?
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Old 12.12.2006, 04:35 PM   #10
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What are those?

I was thinking I might drop my articles, like, say "I'm going to Hospital" instead of "going to the hospital."

I might start drinking martinis.

I could add a pistol holder beneath my glove compartment.

benjamins??
they are hundo's...
you know??

you should get some nice wine bottles and start a collection
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Old 12.12.2006, 04:35 PM   #11
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Any advice?

I try to use the fork upside down in my left hand and the knife in my right.

I order wine for dinner when we're out.

I wear jackets now, and ties.

I try not to be obvious about staring at attractive women.

What else can I do?

What do you do?

don't scratch your ass and then sniff your fingers. especially at the table.
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Old 12.12.2006, 04:36 PM   #12
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say "indeed" alot.
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Old 12.12.2006, 04:37 PM   #13
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have a brit accent
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Old 12.12.2006, 04:37 PM   #14
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Sorry, Crypto, I don't know hundos either.

How about French? Should I learn some French?
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Old 12.12.2006, 04:37 PM   #15
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I wear jackets now, and ties.

You should ensure that you wear "I'm With Stupid" t-shirts under the jacket
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Old 12.12.2006, 04:37 PM   #16
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say "indeed" alot.

Indeed! Quite good. Thank you.
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Old 12.12.2006, 04:37 PM   #17
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Clone, I just repped you, my good man, for the cuff links suggestion. So simple, and yet so elegant.


Indeed.
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Old 12.12.2006, 04:38 PM   #18
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say "indeed" alot.

indeed!

(ouch.....)
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Old 12.12.2006, 04:38 PM   #20
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You should ensure that you wear "I'm With Stupid" t-shirts under the jacket

mmm, that's going in the other direction...
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