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Old 12.13.2006, 07:17 AM   #101
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According to The Guardian Daniel Craig is to beards what Kate Moss is to fashion trends.I want Daniel Craig to die of bronchitis.
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Old 12.13.2006, 07:17 AM   #102
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i dig charles mansons beard when he was in his prime.
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Old 12.13.2006, 07:21 AM   #103
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i dont like beards.
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Old 12.13.2006, 07:25 AM   #104
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Wai Wait!There's even a feature where they stop random bearded men on the street and get them to talk about their own beard.Here's a quote from Dylan,34, a designer from London:
'I have had a beard for 17 years-it's only itchy when it's super bushy,like giant haystacks,and stubble rush only appears to be a problem when it's shorter.I can only guess that the beard is back in fashion because it fits with the whole rock music resurgence'.


See guys?He knows something that we don't.
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Old 12.13.2006, 07:26 AM   #105
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This isnt the exact one i had in mind, but itll do
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Old 12.13.2006, 07:34 AM   #106
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Old 12.13.2006, 07:37 AM   #107
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um.......j....is that...you?
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Old 12.13.2006, 07:42 AM   #108
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Old 12.13.2006, 07:54 AM   #109
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I love my beard.
No matter what you say.
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Old 12.13.2006, 07:56 AM   #110
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im still watering mine, i dont have the goatee connection yet, waiting for that.
i cant wait for a beard though, ill look like Charles Manson or Jesus
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Old 12.13.2006, 09:30 AM   #111
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this is it, i'm growing an amish beard.
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Old 03.29.2012, 01:31 PM   #112
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the other day i was talking with a friend and i got in his beard.
my fingers got inside his beard.
love that stuff.

everyone is getting bored of beards. not me.
also i like them bit long. you know.
if i was a man, although i can tell i wouldnt be a very hairy one, i would have a beard like that. its cozy.
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Old 03.29.2012, 01:33 PM   #113
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the other day i was talking with a friend and i got in his beard.
my fingers got inside his beard.
love that stuff.

everyone is getting bored of beards. not me.
also i like them bit long. you know.
if i was a man, although i can tell i wouldnt be a very hairy one, i would have a beard like that. its cozy.

I know two guys who are really, really nice looking and tend to grow their beards ridiculously long, matching their nazi-era gay looks. It's a shame because a little trimming would do them justice.
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Old 03.29.2012, 01:36 PM   #114
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i would post a pic of a man with an almost perfect beard (length), but i ll do it when i m ready to share it with the world.
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Old 03.29.2012, 01:38 PM   #115
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i would post a pic of a man with an almost perfect beard (length), but i ll do it when i m ready to share it with the world.


How long is too long for you? I am kind of tired of beards because stubbles attract me more now.
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Old 03.29.2012, 01:49 PM   #116
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hm dunno, 4 fingers (in parallel) below the chin?
but it has to go nice with the hair too.
no, sorry that is the yummy length.

the too long..cant really tell right now.
i guess again it has to do with the hair. depends really.
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Old 03.29.2012, 03:04 PM   #117
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haha beards but there is always a chance of beard nits/

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Old 03.29.2012, 03:15 PM   #118
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I still have one. Now that Nefeli (the real one) is back I have to click more. UFFFF.
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Old 03.29.2012, 03:45 PM   #119
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Old 03.31.2012, 12:45 AM   #120
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this thread is from 2006.
i wasn't even alive in 2006.
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