for the kidz and floatsslow

Rob Instigator · 04.01.2009, 12:43 PM

This high-quality sleeping bag looks just like a Tauntaun, complete with saddle, internal intestines and glowing lightsaber zipper pull. Now when your kids tell you their favorite Star Wars movie is “Attack of the Clones” you can nestle the wee-ones snug in simulated Tauntaun fur while regaling them with the amazing tale of “Empire Strikes Back”.
Use the glowing lightsaber zipper pull on the Tauntaun sleeping bag to illustrate how Han Solo saved Luke Skywalker from certain death in the freezing climate of Hoth by slitting open the belly of a dead Tauntaun and placing Luke inside the stinking (but warm) carcass. If your kids don’t change their tune on which Star Wars film is the greatest ever, you can do your best Jar Jar impression until they repent.

pbradley · 04.01.2009, 01:35 PM

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

floatingslowly · 04.01.2009, 01:47 PM

^^^ fucking peanut Butter beat me to it.

I would totally sleep in that, but I can imagine it being traumatising to kidZ.

"what this on the inside?"

"it's supposed to look like guts. you are sleeping inside a tauntaun that's been cut open"

"what's a tauntaun?"

"it's like a kangaroo, but smellier"

"kangaroos smell?"

"they do when you cut them open"

Rob Instigator · 04.01.2009, 01:49 PM

hahahaha! you could put dry ice to imitate steaming innards!!!!!!!!!!!!

floatingslowly · 04.01.2009, 01:50 PM

honestly, it would be less-expensive to just go to SUPER CAO NGUYEN and buy the real thing.

Sonic Youth 37 · 04.01.2009, 01:56 PM

I really want one of these

StevOK · 04.01.2009, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

I really want one of these

SRSLY.

nicfit · 04.01.2009, 02:38 PM

I like it less than the horse head pillow, but more than the headcrab cap.
Too bad the lightsaber is soooo smaaaaaall

Kegmama · 04.01.2009, 04:13 PM

You are an AH Rob. I was ready to order one for my boy, but wondered why the cheesed out on the tautauns face... Anyway, after finding out about that, I am all about the Squeez Bacon.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html

Kloriel · 04.01.2009, 06:56 PM

roflactive

floatingslowly · 04.01.2009, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

I am all about the Squeez Bacon

^^^ trolled by geeks.

04.01.2009, 12:43 PM	#1
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	This high-quality sleeping bag looks just like a Tauntaun, complete with saddle, internal intestines and glowing lightsaber zipper pull. Now when your kids tell you their favorite Star Wars movie is “Attack of the Clones” you can nestle the wee-ones snug in simulated Tauntaun fur while regaling them with the amazing tale of “Empire Strikes Back”. Use the glowing lightsaber zipper pull on the Tauntaun sleeping bag to illustrate how Han Solo saved Luke Skywalker from certain death in the freezing climate of Hoth by slitting open the belly of a dead Tauntaun and placing Luke inside the stinking (but warm) carcass. If your kids don’t change their tune on which Star Wars film is the greatest ever, you can do your best Jar Jar impression until they repent. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	^^^ fucking peanut Butter beat me to it. I would totally sleep in that, but I can imagine it being traumatising to kidZ. "what this on the inside?" "it's supposed to look like guts. you are sleeping inside a tauntaun that's been cut open" "what's a tauntaun?" "it's like a kangaroo, but smellier" "kangaroos smell?" "they do when you cut them open"
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	hahahaha! you could put dry ice to imitate steaming innards!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	honestly, it would be less-expensive to just go to SUPER CAO NGUYEN and buy the real thing.
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	I really want one of these __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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Kegmama empty page Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: So. Cal Posts: 0	You are an AH Rob. I was ready to order one for my boy, but wondered why the cheesed out on the tautauns face... Anyway, after finding out about that, I am all about the Squeez Bacon. http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html __________________ "Go forth.. GO FORTH & THRASH!"
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Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	roflactive __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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