i got married! - Page 2

davenotdead · 03.26.2009, 04:36 PM

congrats! play 100% for her to walk down the aisle to.

pokkeherrie · 03.26.2009, 07:33 PM

Congrats, Jon!
No more traveling then?

ZEROpumpkins · 03.26.2009, 08:04 PM

Awesome news man. Good luck in yr life together.

StevOK · 03.26.2009, 10:53 PM

Congrats! I really enjoy married life, hope you will too!

greedrex · 03.27.2009, 01:04 AM

pix or it did not happen

ploesj · 03.27.2009, 08:45 AM

congratulations! do better than my parents did!

03.27.2009, 09:00 AM

^ât least they did one thing right

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 03.27.2009, 09:23 AM

Congratulations

PAULYBEE2656 · 03.27.2009, 10:49 AM

Congrats Man, All The Best To You And Yours

Im Married 10 Years Next July! The 24th To Be Exact

2.25 Pm On The 24th To Be Precise...

ploesj · 03.27.2009, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by al shabbray

^ât least they did one thing right

two, actually. i'm not too sure about how right my youngest brother is.

joe11121 · 03.27.2009, 10:39 PM

Congrats

Kloriel · 03.27.2009, 10:42 PM

grats

HaydenAsche · 03.28.2009, 04:07 AM

Congratulations, man! Good luck.

My personal opinion is that marriage is death but to each his own.

greedrex · 03.28.2009, 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PAULYBEE2656

Im Married 10 Years Next July!

old fart

Florya · 03.29.2009, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EVOLghost

lol hope you are syaing it won't last loing.

31 years and counting.

Toilet & Bowels · 03.30.2009, 04:35 AM

commiserations

Kegmama · 04.01.2009, 04:31 PM

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies .

So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'

'Where are you going, honey bunch?' asked the wife.

'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'

She went and opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan India ,etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think
of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have
frozen glasses...'

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
saying,

'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting
chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar
they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long,
I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5
dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty
words and all that...'

'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your Goddamn
frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?'

So he stayed home............

........and, they lived unhappily ever after.

Now, isn't that a sweet story?

Rob Instigator · 04.01.2009, 04:50 PM

it is funny cuz it's true.

EVOLghost · 04.01.2009, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies .

So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'

'Where are you going, honey bunch?' asked the wife.

'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'

She went and opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan India ,etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think
of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have
frozen glasses...'

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
saying,

'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting
chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar
they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long,
I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5
dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty
words and all that...'

'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your Goddamn
frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?'

So he stayed home............

........and, they lived unhappily ever after.

Now, isn't that a sweet story?

i am never getting married now.

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03.26.2009, 04:36 PM	#22
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ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	Awesome news man. Good luck in yr life together. __________________
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03.27.2009, 09:00 AM	#28
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PAULYBEE2656 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: wexford, rep of ireland Posts: 6,930	Congrats Man, All The Best To You And Yours Im Married 10 Years Next July! The 24th To Be Exact 2.25 Pm On The 24th To Be Precise... __________________ myspace facebook *twitter*
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joe11121 expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Brantford, Canada Posts: 1,843	Congrats
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03.27.2009, 10:42 PM	#33
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03.28.2009, 04:07 AM	#34
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Congratulations, man! Good luck. My personal opinion is that marriage is death but to each his own. __________________ rip
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03.30.2009, 04:35 AM	#37
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,217	commiserations
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04.01.2009, 04:31 PM	#38
Kegmama empty page Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: So. Cal Posts: 0	A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies . So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.' 'Where are you going, honey bunch?' asked the wife. 'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.' The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She went and opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan India ,etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses...' He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?' She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?' You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. 'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that...' 'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?' So he stayed home............ ........and, they lived unhappily ever after. Now, isn't that a sweet story? __________________ "Go forth.. GO FORTH & THRASH!"
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04.01.2009, 04:50 PM	#39
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