[SYRFox]

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: THE
You: BOITE DIABOLIQUE
Stranger: IS
You: INFINITE
Stranger: AND
You: IT
Stranger: CAN
You: DO
Stranger: SOME
You: COFFEE
Stranger: NAKED
You: ON
Stranger: HTE
You: ROOFTOPS
Stranger: WHILE
You: PEOPLE
Stranger: WATCH
You: PENCILS
Stranger: IN
You: TREES
Stranger: HAVING
You: SEX
Stranger: WITH
You: PENCILS
Stranger: NAKED
You: ON
Stranger: DRUGS
You: LIKE
Stranger: BBQ
You: XTZ
Stranger: lol
You: you lose.
You have disconnected.

[Youth_Against_Facism]

Hahahahahaha!

[davenotdead]

you guys are getting addicted!

i did fuck all on thursday.

i'm afraid to get back on.

i managed to get off after an hour on friday

[pbradley]

Some of this is pretty massively retarded.

You: Hello.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats upp?
You: So what do you enjoying thinking about?
Stranger: well
Stranger: from?
You: Are you asking me where I'm from?
Stranger: yes
You: I'd rather retain that information as I enjoy being a stranger.
You: There's nothing in particular you would like to talk about?
Stranger: i see
Stranger: no i don't think so
You: Okay, then, bye.

[pbradley]

I did get a Pole to say that he doesn't want to fuck his own asshole, though.

[Kloriel]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: whazaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: old joke?
You:Woohooahazaaaaaaahhhhh!
Stranger: Suck it
You: zaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: I’ll skull stomp you cracka
You:Wizzooaaaaaooooooaaahhhaaaafffahhhhhhzzzz
Stranger: We alike, smear me.
You: Was your presence adequately represented at the G20?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[pbradley]

People are really fucking boring. I have to dominate the conversation and even then their replies are mundane.

[pbradley]

You: This is the letter J.

You: J

Stranger: This is an ampersand:

Stranger: &

Stranger: repeat after me:

Stranger: "ampersand"

You: &

Stranger: good

You: I prefer J

Stranger: mmm

You: M

You: J&M

Stranger: I don't compare them in terms of preference

Stranger: J&M

Stranger: & becomes "and"

Stranger: "jay and em"

Stranger: J&M

You: J don't comp&re them in terms of preference

You: J d&on'J comJ&re Jhem in term& of Preferen&&

Stranger: J don't coMp&re theM Jn terMs of preference

Stranger: J &JM&'& J&MJ&JJ J&MM JM &JJM &M J&MMJ&MJ&M

Stranger: * brain slowly melts *

[Youth_Against_Facism]

Has anyone else noticed that theirs heaps of Brazilians on there!

[Youth_Against_Facism]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Tell mne a secert

Stranger: I am drunk

You: you first

Stranger: fuck

Stranger: hard to type

Stranger: I asked you first

You: nah u didnt

Stranger: asshole

Stranger: You: Tell mne a secert

Stranger: thats what I said

Stranger: thats what I meant

You: yeah im you

Stranger: tell me a sceret punkass

Stranger: and I am you

You: no im you

Stranger: just tell me it

Stranger: I don't know you, just tell me

You: i asked first

Stranger: last one told me she masterbates to little boys raped by fathers and preists

Stranger: I asked you first

Stranger: fucked up huh?

You: i asked you first

Stranger: My fetish is fucking armpits

Stranger: you?

You: cool

Stranger: I told you one

You: my fetish is fucking armpits

Stranger: trap or die

Stranger: you too?

Stranger: How did you start?

Stranger: slow motion

You: with an armpit

Stranger: trapping all day

Stranger: I don't believe you

You: dont ya

You: oh well

Stranger: infact I think you are just lying

Stranger: fuck that

Stranger: fuck this

Stranger: I have to pee

You: i think your lying

Stranger: will you wait?

Stranger: or should I just pee here?

You: dunno

Stranger: I think I will pee off the roof

You: pee here

Stranger: or rather the tree

Stranger: fuck

Stranger: that

Stranger: tell me a screte and I will pee here

You: on the computer

Stranger: fine

Stranger: tell me it

You: i eat oranges withs spoons

You: sssshhhh

Stranger: fuck you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[joe11121]

Originally Posted by Youth_Against_Facism

Stranger: tell me a screte and I will pee here

You: on the computer

Stranger: fine

Stranger: tell me it

You: i eat oranges withs spoons

You: sssshhhh

Stranger: fuck you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Haahahaaaahahaa

[joe11121]

Worstconversation ever...

You: hi

Stranger: Sup

You: not much, first time on here

Stranger: Where r u from?

You: China

You: you

Stranger: China is good

Stranger: Brazil

You: Sweet

You: what time is it

Stranger: 01:46 AM

You: no it's 12:46.

You: your clock is wrong

Stranger: isn't

You: i swear!

You: what is your favourite colour

Stranger: Blue

You: black?! omg me too. that's so cool

Stranger: what's your name?

You: Zowee

You: you?

Stranger: Sérgio

You: nice

Stranger: what you know about Brazil?

You: its a country

You: and a soccer team

You: thats all

You: gotta go bye

[joe11121]

I just had a really nice long conversation with this 21 year old from Miami

[joe11121]

Stranger: herro?

You: hey

You: tell me a story

Stranger: okay

Stranger: uummm

Stranger: so this one time

Stranger: me and my friends were camping and we were trying to start a camp fire

You: yes

Stranger: but it had been raining for a few days so all the wood was damp so it was really difficult

Stranger: so we were thinking we should try and spray bug spray on the fire to make it bigger

Stranger: but our one friend, matt, was like no don't do it! the flames will jump back up into the can!

Stranger: so we didn't

Stranger: but the fire still wasn't working

Stranger: so matt poured propane

Stranger: ONTO the fire

You: :O

Stranger: and obviously, it jumped back up onto his hand

Stranger: and he chucked the cannister... into the woods

Stranger: GOOD ONE.

You: brravo

You: that was a great one

Stranger: the propane spilled everywhere when he flung it so it made a huge puddle

Stranger: which alll

Stranger: caught on fire

You: oh no

Stranger: yeah it was good times

Stranger: the park ranger came and just looked at us

You: sounds awesome

Stranger: looked at the fire

You: ahhahaa

Stranger: looked at us

Stranger: and said "what did we learn?"

You: hahahahahahha

Stranger: hahaha that was the best part

You: great story

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: do you have a story?

You: umm

You: so my mom's friend comes over for a swim

You: she's wearing a bikini, when she walks her thighs slap together

Stranger: ok

Stranger: oh no

Stranger: is that it?

You: i get a HUGE boner + try to hide it somehow, so i grabbed a volleyball

You: but the ball seemed to have popped

Stranger: ok

Stranger: you popped a vollebay with your dicke

Stranger: awesome

You: everyone sees me

Stranger: www.fmylife.com

You: so i run inside, when im sleeping that night she came into my room

You: and we had the best sex, ever

Stranger: ofcourse

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Youth_Against_Facism]

Originally Posted by joe11121

You: i get a HUGE boner + try to hide it somehow, so i grabbed a volleyball

You: but the ball seemed to have popped

Stranger: ok

Stranger: you popped a vollebay with your dicke

Stranger: awesome

You: everyone sees me

Stranger: www.fmylife.com

You: so i run inside, when im sleeping that night she came into my room

You: and we had the best sex, ever

Stranger: ofcourse

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hahhahaha!

[Youth_Against_Facism]

Stranger: gay?

Stranger: bi?

Stranger: straight?

You: straight

You: u

Stranger: i guess

Stranger: bicurious

You: lol

You: thats fine by me

Stranger: im so horny

Stranger: lol

You: (O.o)

Stranger: i bet you are too

Stranger: aha

You: you need to realese your hornyness

You: lol

You: nah im not horny

Stranger: well i dont wanna just jackoff

You: haha

Stranger: i want someone to suck me off or something

Stranger: aha

You: O.O

You: haha

Stranger: have you ever tasted your cum?

Stranger: lmao

You: umm

You: NO

You: i bet you have

Stranger: me either

You: oh

You: lol

Stranger: i would never

Stranger: thats jsut gross

You: hahah
Stranger: although my friend did

Stranger: ahah

You: yuck

[Youth_Against_Facism]

Stranger: i came all over my chest

Stranger: then he licked it off

You: umm

You: no dude

[Youth_Against_Facism]

Stranger: what

You: thats disgusting

Stranger: no its not

Stranger: he was hot

You: umm yes it is

Stranger: and my coach

Stranger: lmao

[Youth_Against_Facism]

Stranger: you there

You: yep

Stranger: gahh me and my friend are supposed to suck eachother off

Stranger: he aint here tho

You: i dont wanna know this dude

Stranger: yeah you do

Stranger: i know it turns you on

You: im not gay btw

Stranger: i know

Stranger: im sure you have an attraction for men tho

Stranger: right?

You: nope

Stranger: like you can think a guy is cute

Stranger: but it doesnt man anything

Stranger: *mean

You: nope

O.o

[Youth_Against_Facism]

OMEGLE RULES!!!!

You: hi

Stranger: *knock knock*

You: sorry someones knocking at my door

You: brb

You: there was no one there

You: ???

You: wierd

Stranger: hmm ok

Stranger: so i was like talking..*knock knock*

Stranger: JESUS

Stranger: kill this prank motherfucker