how many rad guitar solos does J.Mascis pop on average per day?

therealglenstyler · 06.29.2007, 06:59 AM

a quick calculation leaves me with an average (over the course of a year) of 62.5

any raise on that?

also I just figured out that 50 cent is the sylvester stallone of rap, get rich or die tryin being his Rocky and the massacre being rambo, doesn't bode well for fiddy.

screamingskull · 06.29.2007, 07:00 AM

he will do more than that, but some won't be released and some will suck.

therealglenstyler · 06.29.2007, 08:43 AM

yeah I didn't include any fluffed or just average solos in my workings out, just rad.

say two point five solos per song (average)
a touring repertoire of twenty/twenty-five songs of which twenty two might be played on any given day.
if soundcheck = three total songs (gross)
and you accept that a touring day represents a useful 'mean' day for J. and represents a rough mid-point between say a rehearsal day when he might pop many more solos than average and a day when he pops no solos at all (assuming there is such a thing).

then i believe that comes to 62.5 solos a day.

can anybody corroborate this?

06.29.2007, 08:48 AM

How many guitar solos does it take to make J Mascis pick up his guitar? None, he just has to think about having a wank.

HECKLER SPRAY · 06.29.2007, 08:54 AM

ah ah ah !!!
I really imagine him thinking about a wank while doing a guitar solo...

Ahhhh... that's gooood...

nicfit · 06.29.2007, 08:57 AM

does he have a daughter named Samara?

atsonicpark · 06.29.2007, 08:59 AM

i don't really understand what makes a "good" guitar solo? i mean, maybe i do... when i listen to necrophagist, i am like "oh that solo is really melodic but complex. good solo!" i mean, most death metal bands have killed solos. but then i hear j's solos get praised and i'm like "hmm.."

certainly, a lot of j's are tolerable, but... i dunno. i never really "got" long solos. and i probably couldn't differentiate a "good" solo from a "bad" solo, because any solo that goes over 30 seconds is probably bad.

so yeah. i dunno.

i just usually hate guitar solos.. especially greg ginn's and the slayer dudes'.

06.29.2007, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by HECKLER SPRAY

ah ah ah !!!
I really imagine him thinking about a wank while doing a guitar solo...

Ahhhh... that's gooood...

On that picture he looks like he's performing fellatio on himself.

HECKLER SPRAY · 06.29.2007, 09:12 AM

Yeah, I'd like to cut his hair on this pic to see what he's really doing...

Savage Clone · 06.29.2007, 09:14 AM

No matter how many, it will always be less than the number of simultaneous Dino threads going on this board at any given time.

therealglenstyler · 06.29.2007, 09:37 AM

are you saying that J.Mascis cracks one off roughly 62.5 times a day? my nuts are aching just thinking about it.

king_buzzo · 06.29.2007, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

i don't really understand what makes a "good" guitar solo? i mean, maybe i do... when i listen to necrophagist, i am like "oh that solo is really melodic but complex. good solo!" i mean, most death metal bands have killed solos. but then i hear j's solos get praised and i'm like "hmm.."

certainly, a lot of j's are tolerable, but... i dunno. i never really "got" long solos. and i probably couldn't differentiate a "good" solo from a "bad" solo, because any solo that goes over 30 seconds is probably bad.

so yeah. i dunno.

i just usually hate guitar solos.. especially greg ginn's and the slayer dudes'.

see, J's solos are so amazing because they're imrovised and not too technical. he never plays the same thing twice and they all sound so raw.

but anyways he doesnt practice every day, so it should be per week which i would say 28.

Rob Instigator · 06.29.2007, 10:28 AM

J mascis asks fro nothing and gives everything
he speaks little and sayds everything
he is the Slack GOD and you better cower before him
You better not look upon him with your naked eye (buttholes!)
He will show you children the error of your ways.

and REIGN IN BLOOD is the greatest thrash metal song ever

king_buzzo · 06.29.2007, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

J mascis asks fro nothing and gives everything
he speaks little and sayds everything
he is the Slack GOD and you better cower before him
You better not look upon him with your naked eye (buttholes!)
He will show you children the error of your ways.

and REIGN IN BLOOD is the greatest thrash metal song ever

now that was fucking awesome.

Everyneurotic · 06.29.2007, 10:40 AM

fuck j mascis.

king_buzzo · 06.29.2007, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

fuck j mascis.

yeah, right in the ass! get in there man!!!

Everyneurotic · 06.29.2007, 10:57 AM

and answering the thread, judging by the beyond, he can't pop rad guitar solos anymore. dude's dry as a well.

king_buzzo · 06.29.2007, 10:59 AM

i think that opening solo on almost ready is pretty rad.

Everyneurotic · 06.29.2007, 11:05 AM

i'm talking 1 a month prehaps.

luxinterior · 06.29.2007, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

J mascis asks fro nothing and gives everything
he speaks little and sayds everything
he is the Slack GOD and you better cower before him
You better not look upon him with your naked eye (buttholes!)
He will show you children the error of your ways.

Blah blah blah.
Slack God--what is that?

06.29.2007, 06:59 AM	#1
therealglenstyler stalker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London Posts: 430	a quick calculation leaves me with an average (over the course of a year) of 62.5 any raise on that? also I just figured out that 50 cent is the sylvester stallone of rap, get rich or die tryin being his Rocky and the massacre being rambo, doesn't bode well for fiddy.
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06.29.2007, 08:43 AM	#3
therealglenstyler stalker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London Posts: 430	yeah I didn't include any fluffed or just average solos in my workings out, just rad. say two point five solos per song (average) a touring repertoire of twenty/twenty-five songs of which twenty two might be played on any given day. if soundcheck = three total songs (gross) and you accept that a touring day represents a useful 'mean' day for J. and represents a rough mid-point between say a rehearsal day when he might pop many more solos than average and a day when he pops no solos at all (assuming there is such a thing). then i believe that comes to 62.5 solos a day. can anybody corroborate this?
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06.29.2007, 08:48 AM	#4
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	How many guitar solos does it take to make J Mascis pick up his guitar? None, he just has to think about having a wank.
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	i don't really understand what makes a "good" guitar solo? i mean, maybe i do... when i listen to necrophagist, i am like "oh that solo is really melodic but complex. good solo!" i mean, most death metal bands have killed solos. but then i hear j's solos get praised and i'm like "hmm.." certainly, a lot of j's are tolerable, but... i dunno. i never really "got" long solos. and i probably couldn't differentiate a "good" solo from a "bad" solo, because any solo that goes over 30 seconds is probably bad. so yeah. i dunno. i just usually hate guitar solos.. especially greg ginn's and the slayer dudes'. __________________
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therealglenstyler stalker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London Posts: 430	are you saying that J.Mascis cracks one off roughly 62.5 times a day? my nuts are aching just thinking about it.
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	J mascis asks fro nothing and gives everything he speaks little and sayds everything he is the Slack GOD and you better cower before him You better not look upon him with your naked eye (buttholes!) He will show you children the error of your ways. and REIGN IN BLOOD is the greatest thrash metal song ever __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	fuck j mascis. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	and answering the thread, judging by the beyond, he can't pop rad guitar solos anymore. dude's dry as a well. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	i think that opening solo on almost ready is pretty rad.
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	i'm talking 1 a month prehaps. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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