[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i just don't want anything dangling because it would annoy me and it reduces the chances of it getting ripped out for whatever reason. plus i just think they look better.

being a girl would be the greatest thing ever except for having periods and the possibility of getting pregnant. i feel like someone kicked me in the back. really hard.

Having a nipple ring ripped out doesn't bear thinking about on the pain front. There's something about men with nipple rings I quite like...when the Gun Club played here many years ago (1992, I think), Kid Congo Powers was wearing a see-through black shirt and I could see his nipple rings. it was a good look for him, I thought.

I wouldn't even begin to be able to imagine what having a period must be like, let alone giving birth. Us men do have it horrbly easy at times compared to the ladies, it is true.

[Cantankerous]

you fuckers don't even have to wipe when you pee!

[MellySingsDoom]

...and some men STILL can't fucking aim straight! Unbelievable. Or seem incapable of flushing a toilet when they've finished using it, or wiping their piss up after spraying it over a toilet seat/around a toilet bowel, OR actually learn how to clean a goddamn toilet properly in the first place.

/moan.

[Pookie]

And why are some men so scared of using urinals? Those that go straight for the cubicle. Maybe they like peeing on toilet seats.

[jimbrim]

Or maybe they need a shit?

[Pookie]

I'm talking about the ones who leave the door open and pee, nutsack.

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by Pookie

And why are some men so scared of using urinals? Those that go straight for the cubicle. Maybe they like peeing on toilet seats.

Agreed on this one. Look, just use the damn urinal already. It's not going to attempt to molest you or anything, so what's the problem?

[Green_mind]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

you fuckers don't even have to wipe when you pee!

hey I don't even have to sit

[Cantankerous]

you don't have to pull your pants down either.

but you are always at the mercy of us womenfolk.



irrelevant: heavy whipping cream >>>>>>> milk in coffee

[Pookie]

I sometimes just pee in my pants. It's just easier.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

but you are always at the mercy of us womenfolk.

This would have sounded more credible coming from Kegmama.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by Pookie

This would have sounded more credible coming from Kegmama.

it's true no matter who says it.

i would just be a lesbian but...cock.

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

you don't have to pull your pants down either.

but you are always at the mercy of us womenfolk.

Hmm, I wonder how many fellows gays the above sentence would apply to? For women I like/get on well with etc, they could wrap me round their fingers if they wanted to - I'm soft like that, you see. For women I don't like, no fucking chance. I'm actually more likely to be at the mercy of a woman than a man, and I can't figure out for the life of me why. I'd have thought that it'd be the other way round easily, but thinking on my experiences, I tend to be a lot more on-guard when dealing with men...

[Cantankerous]

it's because men are stupid.

[atsonicpark]

+ qu'hier - que demain.. that means in french (i love you) more than yesterday, less than tomorrow

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Pookie

And why are some men so scared of using urinals? Those that go straight for the cubicle. Maybe they like peeing on toilet seats.

it's funny you should say that, if there are two humans using the urinal (and the stall is open), I'll go for the stall.

I have no desire to void my fluids into a trough while standing next to some apeman who may very well likely be pissing on my shoes.

on top of that, the constant grunting is enough to drive me up the wall.

why do you ask though? did you want to play "light sabers"?

[Johnny "Magic Fingers"]

Why, it's funny you should say that, Floaty.

I was more than happy to go with the flow (tee-hee) and use the trough until a gentleman waltzed (yes- he waltzed, clearly in 3/4 time) in and took his spot beside me and while there was no mention of 'light-sabres' he did suggest 'crossing the streams' ala Ghostbusters...

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

it's because men are stupid.

Whuuuuuuuut? Ah carn't unnerstand thu laydee, sumwon reed wot she sez abuv.


Irrelevance time: I want to buy some of Savage Pencil's artwork, but don't have the cash to do so now. Blast!

[Cantankerous]

your kind (men) are usually more likely to be at the mercy of a woman because men are too stupid to know better. WE are crafty.

[Pookie]

Again, coming from somebody like Kegmama, that would sound more credible.