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Old 12.19.2009, 03:03 PM   #1
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I know a girl from Romania who works as a waitress in Wimpy who told me she used to drink 3 litres of vodka a day for 2 years before she had to give it up. Is that humanly possible? If I drunk that much vodka a day, it would've killed me.
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Old 12.19.2009, 03:06 PM   #2
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My wife, long distance on phone today, suggested I could add vodka to my hot chocolate (told her this was the only liquor in the apt). It's tasteless, after all, and alcohol is alcohol, she says.

But 3 litres? No. Impossible. She's a liar. That or something is lost in the translation. Maybe a Romanian litre is just a cup.
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Old 12.19.2009, 03:09 PM   #3
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My wife, long distance on phone today, suggested I could add vodka to my hot chocolate (told her this was the only liquor in the apt). It's tasteless, after all, and alcohol is alcohol, she says.

But 3 litres? No. Impossible. She's a liar. That or something is lost in the translation. Maybe a Romanian litre is just a cup.

Maybe she's after sympathy or something. I know she hated her life in Romania and will never go back save to visit her children. Her husband was a mean drunk who'd beat her. So you can't blame her for fleeing to the UK.
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Old 12.19.2009, 03:11 PM   #4
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Gmku, brandy works better in hot chocolate.

I think 3 liters is a bit much, ive seen extreme cases of people drinking a bottle a day and theyd be the kind that is constantly shaking makes no sense and smells like death.

so her husband was a mean drunk and she was a nice drunk?
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Old 12.19.2009, 03:16 PM   #5
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Gmku, brandy works better in hot chocolate.

I think 3 liters is a bit much, ive seen extreme cases of people drinking a bottle a day and theyd be the kind that is constantly shaking makes no sense and smell like death.

She's an amazing woman. She spent a couple of years in Italy and France before she settled down in England. She is very fluent in Italian and French. She dropped a bombshell on Friday when she told me her husband is visiting her, staying for two weeks. He better not lay a finger on her if drunk, or there'd be Hell to pay.
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Old 12.19.2009, 03:21 PM   #6
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Gmku, brandy works better in hot chocolate.

I think 3 liters is a bit much, ive seen extreme cases of people drinking a bottle a day and theyd be the kind that is constantly shaking makes no sense and smells like death.

so her husband was a mean drunk and she was a nice drunk?

You missed my point. All I have in the house is vodka.
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Old 12.19.2009, 03:23 PM   #7
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She's an amazing woman. She spent a couple of years in Italy and France before she settled down in England. She is very fluent in Italian and French. She dropped a bombshell on Friday when she told me her husband is visiting her, staying for two weeks. He better not lay a finger on her if drunk, or there'd be Hell to pay.

Brilliant or not, if she's up to 3 litres a day of vodka, she needs professional help. Fast.
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Old 12.19.2009, 03:23 PM   #8
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You missed my point. All I have in the house is vodka.

I like adding vodka to my cups of tea.
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Old 12.19.2009, 03:24 PM   #9
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It's like alcohol straight, no taste, no nothing. Just ABV.
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Old 12.19.2009, 03:27 PM   #10
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Old 12.19.2009, 03:29 PM   #11
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Brilliant or not, if she's up to 3 litres a day of vodka, she needs professional help. Fast.

The branch of Wimpy I frequent is a crazy but wonderful place. The manager is Moroccan. One of the washer-uppers is Greek. The other is half Italian, and one of the other waitresses is Brazilian.
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Old 12.19.2009, 03:30 PM   #12
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Find out what they say about 3 l a day. I'm curious.
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Old 12.19.2009, 04:33 PM   #13
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vodka is the shittest alcohol.
i am terrified of vodka because i used to have too much of it, not 3 liters much but enough to FUCK ME UP.
if hes going to travel to another country just to get drunk and beat her up i dont know what to say.
but at least you know what to ger her for christmas.
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Old 12.19.2009, 04:38 PM   #14
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That's not very nice.
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Old 12.19.2009, 04:46 PM   #15
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Old 12.19.2009, 06:48 PM   #16
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so mean i had a hard time not neg repping that
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Old 12.19.2009, 06:53 PM   #17
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so mean i had a hard time not neg repping that

Same here.
You must spread some [NEGATIVE] Reputation around before giving it to knox again.
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if you actually need to spread neg reps around you can get me because i still think it's hilarious you couldn't use a coffee press properly
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I'm pathetic. I admit it. Call the coffee police.
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I know a girl from Romania who works as a waitress in Wimpy who told me she used to drink 3 litres of vodka a day for 2 years before she had to give it up. Is that humanly possible? If I drunk that much vodka a day, it would've killed me.


and you believed her.
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