Favorite toaster of the day - Page 3

Cantankerous · 01.22.2008, 02:36 AM

that is utterly confusing

Dead-Air · 01.22.2008, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

that is utterly confusing

You mean as in what are you supposed to put in the toaster?

Cantankerous · 01.22.2008, 02:51 AM

no
why does she have a toaster?

m1rr0r dash · 01.22.2008, 02:55 AM

she has one in the oven...?

Cantankerous · 01.22.2008, 05:09 AM

i vote that worst pun of the day

floatingslowly · 01.22.2008, 11:31 AM

Tueday January 22

one can never have too many knobs.

girlgun · 01.22.2008, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

Toaster Porn

ahhh. i smiled. which is something.

01.22.2008, 11:51 AM

nicfit · 01.22.2008, 11:54 AM

01.22.2008, 11:56 AM

01.22.2008, 12:11 PM

mangajunky · 01.22.2008, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

Toaster Porn

Reminds me of Frank Zappa, the song
A Token Of My Extreme

Quote:

L. RON HOOVER:
Well, you have nothing to fear, my son!
You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist, It appears to me!

JOE:
That all seems very, very strange
I never craved a toaster
Or a color T. V.

L. RON HOOVER:
A Latent Appliance Fetishist
Is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself
That sexual gratification can only be achieved
Through the use of MACHINES... Get the picture?

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 01.22.2008, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

that is utterly confusing

I think it is depopulation propaganda, saying having sex is like sticking your dick in a toaster perhaps?

m1rr0r dash · 01.22.2008, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

Tueday January 22

one can never have too many knobs.

the radio toaster... it has knobs, but you don't have to smoke weed to hear music (although getting nicely toasted while you wait for your bread slices to do the same can only be a good thing...)

m1rr0r dash · 01.23.2008, 02:54 PM

mr floatingslowly! if you become president will i be able to marry my toaster if i don't live in new jersey?

floatingslowly · 01.23.2008, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash

mr floatingslowly! if you become president will i be able to marry my toaster if i don't live in new jersey?

not only will you be able to, you will also get a tax incentive for doing so.

I plan to wholeheartedly encourage all kinds of cross-gender/race/appliance/make-model# marriages.

which brings us to today's favorite.

Wednesday January 23

Toastosterone

davenotdead · 01.23.2008, 03:11 PM

is that doggy style?

floatingslowly · 01.23.2008, 03:12 PM

if you have to ask, yr too young to know!

davenotdead · 01.23.2008, 03:14 PM

d'oh!

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 01.24.2008, 06:23 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIpiwlB3X4s (Macka B)

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