[Satan]

tittyfucking...

i would be like "go for it, i'll watch the box"
and then i would get pissed and go "MOVE, i can't see the fucking tv!"

[greedrex]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

been where?

horse/elbow/jico/alloftheabove?

don't just tease us. this thread was made for the instructional purposes of learning how to fuck a crevice.

you know, i'm tired of fucking. It's so cliché. fuck it.

[SpectralJulianIsNotDead]

I've still yet to tittyfuck, though I think it's pretty stupid now.

[Zombie Robot]

Tittyfucking really only works if the girl has big enough tits, which thankfully I do.

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

I've still yet to tittyfuck, though I think it's pretty stupid now.

Poor You. It will happen one day and I promise when you got two handfulls of tits and your dick sliding in between nearing her open mouth you will not be thinking 'stupid'!

[SpectralJulianIsNotDead]

Well, just because something's stupid doesn't mean I don't think it would get me off.

[Zombie Robot]

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Well, just because something's stupid doesn't mean I don't think it would get me off.

True. People are still fucking Paris Hilton and the like. Disease-ridden whores innit.

[floatingslowly]

^^^ I like you for all the obvious reasons.

[Zombie Robot]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

^^^ I like you for all the obvious reasons.

Im glad you approve sir. You are a robotic god on this board from what I have transmitted.

[greedrex]