Sodomy: Blow-jobs and Butt-pokin' - Page 6

amerikangod · 08.01.2009, 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

thats what im talkn about! i luv givn head. the power that goes along with it. watchn him at my mercy.

Yes plz.

I once went down on a chick to the entirety of 'Washing Machine' ... she came in the end sections of 'The Diamond Sea' ... it was nice.

Zombie Robot · 08.01.2009, 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)

sex rules. the only thing better than sex, is music. the only thing better than music, is music while having sex, the only thing better than that is all of the above whilst being fucked up.

i dont realy feel that way....not all the time...but it feels appropriate being that im drunk as fuck. yes

oh man, im not even totally fucked up tonite and i totally agree. fuckn to music is where its at. and fuckn to music while drunk is the best thing ever.

Satan · 08.01.2009, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)

sex rules. the only thing better than sex, is music. the only thing better than music, is music while having sex, the only thing better than that is all of the above whilst being fucked up.

i dont realy feel that way....not all the time...but it feels appropriate being that im drunk as fuck. yes

this

raw power is and shall forever remain my favorite album for sexytime

amerikangod · 08.01.2009, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)

well, you ARE one of the funniest people here. some of the best times ive had here were when we were teaming up against tom violence.

Dude, that was classic. One of my favorite SYG moments. I wish the thread was still around.

amerikangod · 08.01.2009, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)

even though im convinced i am generally disliked

Nah dude I'd fuck you. I'd even look you in the eyes when I came.

sonic sphere · 08.01.2009, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson

You've convinced me.
I'm sticking it in her ass ASAP.

You must spread some anal around before giving it to amerikangod again.

well........have you done it yet?

phoenix · 08.01.2009, 08:15 AM

this thread is ace.

Anngella · 08.01.2009, 07:14 PM

The first time I had anal sex we moved his friend's (his friend was at work) couch about 4 feet across the room. It was awesome.

Do any other girls prefer less-than average-sized penis because they're funner/easier to give blowjobs to?

terriblecanyons · 08.01.2009, 07:35 PM

Why haven't I posted in this thread?

atsonicpark · 08.01.2009, 07:48 PM

Anal sex is kinda awkward but it's got its perks.

I'd rather a chick have anal sex with me.

atsonicpark · 08.01.2009, 07:54 PM

I've had sex 100,000 times... It's always pretty exciting. I mean, there were some dull patches here or there but that doesn't last very long because I always try to introduce some new element into it... me and my girlfriend are very adventurous and open to anything. Sadly, I'm her only "Real" sexual partner (the other people she had been with before just hurt her or didn't really know what to do with her) so obviously she takes what we have for granted and doesn't appreciate my appetite or my big dick. Or maybe she does. Even though we're going through some bullshit, she's still having sex with me.

Sadly, I have been with people before her and... none have satisfied me like her. There's just something about her. I think part of it, is that I've trained her really well to be this weirdo-sex-goddess. Because I like WEIRD SEX. Haha. Not even kinky.. just weird. Like... "this time I'll have sex with you, but I want you to stretch your eyelids out and I want to put your nose up so you look like a pig the whole time I fuck you." You know? Weird stuff. Haha. It's difficult to find someone like that.. you have to really train someone.. The realization that I may not have sex with her soon really depresses me. I mean, after her, I'm kinda just.. I dunno. I don't think I'm going to look for sex. I'll just watch porn. It's not my goal in life to get laid. I've noticed, in my experience, most girls are pretty decent at sex (or I'm just lucky). They all have their perks and quirks. Still, sex is something I only really reserve for people I truly love and care about. I doubt I'll find anyone else, for a long time (maybe forever), I truly love and care about...

DeadDiscoDildo · 08.02.2009, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

fuck that
swallow it. ALL of it.

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Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

thats what im talkn about! i luv givn head. the power that goes along with it. watchn him at my mercy.

You two, in my office, pronto.

How did I miss this thread?

Satan · 08.02.2009, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Anngella

Do any other girls prefer less-than average-sized penis because they're funner/easier to give blowjobs to?

no
i like something of a challenge

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

You two, in my office, pronto.

How did I miss this thread?

oh hey just a sec i'm gonna go smoke this bowl

atsonicpark · 08.02.2009, 06:57 AM

I like to cum on a chick's face... I don't expect her to swallow it, it tastes gross anyway.

ALIEN ANAL · 08.02.2009, 07:21 AM

why do you say smoke a bowl?

Satan · 08.02.2009, 07:25 AM

because i was about to smoke a bowl
what planet have you been living on
the part of a pipe or bong where you put the weed is called the bowl

Satan · 08.02.2009, 07:29 AM

oz is a strange place.

DeadDiscoDildo · 08.02.2009, 12:32 PM

Even if it means taking a chubby, I'll suck it up.

Anngella · 08.02.2009, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I like to cum on a chick's face... I don't expect her to swallow it, it tastes gross anyway.

She won't be able to taste it if you cum directly in her throat.

schizophrenicroom · 08.02.2009, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

Even if it means taking a chubby, I'll suck it up.

i just blue myself

08.01.2009, 08:15 AM	#107
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08.01.2009, 07:14 PM	#108
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	The first time I had anal sex we moved his friend's (his friend was at work) couch about 4 feet across the room. It was awesome. Do any other girls prefer less-than average-sized penis because they're funner/easier to give blowjobs to? __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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08.01.2009, 07:35 PM	#109
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08.01.2009, 07:48 PM	#110
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08.01.2009, 07:54 PM	#111
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I've had sex 100,000 times... It's always pretty exciting. I mean, there were some dull patches here or there but that doesn't last very long because I always try to introduce some new element into it... me and my girlfriend are very adventurous and open to anything. Sadly, I'm her only "Real" sexual partner (the other people she had been with before just hurt her or didn't really know what to do with her) so obviously she takes what we have for granted and doesn't appreciate my appetite or my big dick. Or maybe she does. Even though we're going through some bullshit, she's still having sex with me. Sadly, I have been with people before her and... none have satisfied me like her. There's just something about her. I think part of it, is that I've trained her really well to be this weirdo-sex-goddess. Because I like WEIRD SEX. Haha. Not even kinky.. just weird. Like... "this time I'll have sex with you, but I want you to stretch your eyelids out and I want to put your nose up so you look like a pig the whole time I fuck you." You know? Weird stuff. Haha. It's difficult to find someone like that.. you have to really train someone.. The realization that I may not have sex with her soon really depresses me. I mean, after her, I'm kinda just.. I dunno. I don't think I'm going to look for sex. I'll just watch porn. It's not my goal in life to get laid. I've noticed, in my experience, most girls are pretty decent at sex (or I'm just lucky). They all have their perks and quirks. Still, sex is something I only really reserve for people I truly love and care about. I doubt I'll find anyone else, for a long time (maybe forever), I truly love and care about... __________________
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08.02.2009, 06:57 AM	#114
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08.02.2009, 07:21 AM	#115
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	why do you say smoke a bowl? __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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08.02.2009, 07:25 AM	#116
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	because i was about to smoke a bowl what planet have you been living on the part of a pipe or bong where you put the weed is called the bowl __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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08.02.2009, 07:29 AM	#117
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	oz is a strange place. __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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08.02.2009, 12:32 PM	#118
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	Even if it means taking a chubby, I'll suck it up.
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