Fact: Dane Cook is NOT funny - Page 2

Alex's Trip · 11.16.2006, 09:20 PM

You're INSANE, K-Krack! INSANE!

Rob Instigator · 11.17.2006, 09:56 AM

I agree!

atari 2600 · 11.17.2006, 12:31 PM

I think Eyeball Growth was alluding to Mitch Hedberg as "that comedian that died." He wasn't all he was cracked-up to be, but some of his stuff is still pretty funny.

krastian · 11.18.2006, 01:56 AM

Mitch Hedberg crushes Dane Cook.

Alex's Trip · 11.18.2006, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by krastian

Mitch Hedberg crushes Dane Cook.

Werd.

val-holla-ing · 11.18.2006, 11:07 AM

if you don't like mr. cook, then you're not a true american.

k-krack · 11.18.2006, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by atari 2600

I think Eyeball Growth was alluding to Mitch Hedberg as "that comedian that died." He wasn't all he was cracked-up to be, but some of his stuff is still pretty funny.

WHAT?! MITCH HEDBERG WAS A GOD AMONGST MERE MEN!!! CHRIST< HE WAS THE FUNNIEST DUDE TO LIVE, EVER. DE-REPPED!!!

timtimtim · 11.19.2006, 12:27 PM

He's not funny at all

HaydenAsche · 11.19.2006, 12:30 PM

Mitch Hedberg and Emo Phillips are the only comedians I can stand.

schizophrenicroom · 11.19.2006, 01:54 PM

i adore mitch hedberg.

king_buzzo · 11.19.2006, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/...2642244&page=1

im sorry i dont know who she is

EyeballGrowth · 11.20.2006, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by k-krack

...Are you thinking the right guy here, twatlips? Dane Cook doesn't talk about blow jobs and eating out girls..

uhhh.........

yeah he does

I like girls that have a nice looking one, I don't like when it's all woaaaaaaaahhh. I lick it, I bite it, and then I uppercut your taint so you never ask me to eat you out again

She's been down there 4 minutes and I already feel like I'm about to come to fruition

So fucking funny i forgot to laugh

EyeballGrowth · 11.20.2006, 10:11 PM

Yes I was alluding to Mitch Hedburg, who I believe is an extremely overrated comic. I listed to people endlessly rant and rave about him and then when I heard him he wasn't even funny.

marleypumpkin · 11.20.2006, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by EyeballGrowth

Yes I was alluding to Mitch Hedburg, who I believe is an extremely overrated comic. I listed to people endlessly rant and rave about him and then when I heard him he wasn't even funny.

I agree 100%.

Richard Pryor on Fire · 11.21.2006, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by EyeballGrowth

uhhh.........

yeah he does

I like girls that have a nice looking one, I don't like when it's all woaaaaaaaahhh. I lick it, I bite it, and then I uppercut your taint so you never ask me to eat you out again

She's been down there 4 minutes and I already feel like I'm about to come to fruition

So fucking funny i forgot to laugh

Not funny. That's bullshit frat humor. No substance no real joke, nothing valuable about it, it's about as funny as a fart.

noisemachine · 11.21.2006, 01:44 AM

Mitch Hedberg definitely has a style that is not for everyone...but, at least he tells jokes, unlike Dane Cook. Im not a huge Mitch Hedberg fan, but I still respect his act. But yeah, Dane Cook doesn't tell jokes, he just acts like ass.

EyeballGrowth · 11.21.2006, 08:55 PM

I agree

finding nobody · 01.21.2007, 11:00 PM

http://www.clipstr.com/videos/ProofT...tealsMaterial/
Just found this

touch me i'm sick · 01.21.2007, 11:04 PM

yeah i hate him

noumenal · 01.22.2007, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by EyeballGrowth

I like girls that have a nice looking one, I don't like when it's all woaaaaaaaahhh. I lick it, I bite it, and then I uppercut your taint so you never ask me to eat you out again

Taint humor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anm44OEkFFk

11.16.2006, 09:20 PM	#21
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11.17.2006, 09:56 AM	#22
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11.17.2006, 12:31 PM	#23
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	I think Eyeball Growth was alluding to Mitch Hedberg as "that comedian that died." He wasn't all he was cracked-up to be, but some of his stuff is still pretty funny. __________________ Robert Rauschenberg, Canyon, 1959. Combine on canvas 81 3/4 x 70 x 24 inches.
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11.18.2006, 01:56 AM	#24
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	Mitch Hedberg crushes Dane Cook. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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11.18.2006, 11:07 AM	#26
val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	if you don't like mr. cook, then you're not a true american. __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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11.19.2006, 12:27 PM	#28
timtimtim children of satan Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Indiana Posts: 245	He's not funny at all
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11.19.2006, 12:30 PM	#29
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Mitch Hedberg and Emo Phillips are the only comedians I can stand. __________________ rip
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11.19.2006, 01:54 PM	#30
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	i adore mitch hedberg. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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11.20.2006, 10:11 PM	#33
EyeballGrowth the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 992	Yes I was alluding to Mitch Hedburg, who I believe is an extremely overrated comic. I listed to people endlessly rant and rave about him and then when I heard him he wasn't even funny.
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11.21.2006, 01:44 AM	#36
noisemachine 100% Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Santa Barbara, CA Posts: 651	Mitch Hedberg definitely has a style that is not for everyone...but, at least he tells jokes, unlike Dane Cook. Im not a huge Mitch Hedberg fan, but I still respect his act. But yeah, Dane Cook doesn't tell jokes, he just acts like ass. __________________ The best radio station ever: http://www.kcsb.org/?page_id=9
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11.21.2006, 08:55 PM	#37
EyeballGrowth the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 992	I agree
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01.21.2007, 11:00 PM	#38
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	http://www.clipstr.com/videos/ProofT...tealsMaterial/ Just found this
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01.21.2007, 11:04 PM	#39
touch me i'm sick expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,936	yeah i hate him
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