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davenotdead · 08.25.2008, 11:28 PM

its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean

atsonicpark · 08.25.2008, 11:28 PM

Of course.

The rage nowadays is girth. Pure fucking GIRTH.

acousticrock87 · 08.25.2008, 11:29 PM

It just depends on the girl and what she likes. It makes little difference as long as you know how to use it.

Ironically, bigger dicks are usually only for impressing other guys.

!@#$%! · 08.25.2008, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

lentgh is pretty irrelevant anyway, not really but it doesn't matter nearly as much as people think

tapping a cervix hard is a bad scene

she suffers

not good

Cantankerous · 08.25.2008, 11:30 PM

no no.
let me set the record straight.

both matter. length just a little less because there's not going to be that huge of a difference between 6 and 8 inches, really, when yr fucking it's not going to feel that much different or probably not at all.

and yeah if you get rammed too hard in the uterus. ow.

!@#$%! · 08.25.2008, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

no no.
let me set the record straight.

both matter. length just a little less because there's not going to be that huge of a difference between 6 and 8 inches, really, when yr fucking it's not going to feel that much different or probably not at all.

and yeah if you get rammed too hard in the uterus. ow.

i had a fucking tiny girlfriend and she was lovely but we wuz not meant to be

i could never go deep. let me just not go ther. no i wont. fuck you snoops.

atsonicpark · 08.25.2008, 11:33 PM

"Ow, you're hitting my WALL!"

Cantankerous · 08.25.2008, 11:33 PM

okay also not to say that giant cocks aren't great. because they totally are.

i've said too much. here's this one eyed cat to distract you

davenotdead · 08.25.2008, 11:34 PM

too late

atsonicpark · 08.25.2008, 11:34 PM

Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

ALIEN ANAL · 08.25.2008, 11:35 PM

hahah that cat is nuts!

cyclat
catclops haha

atsonicpark · 08.25.2008, 11:35 PM

I DONT LIKE THAT THiNG

!@#$%! · 08.25.2008, 11:36 PM

i know. a lesson to you bitches.

the cervix can be pretty sensitive to hard tapping. and if you wanna go primitve, it doesn't work to withhold.

the lesson is, there is such thing as too big of a cock, but colons fit anything, you harlottas.

ALIEN ANAL · 08.25.2008, 11:37 PM

i can imagine a cool cartoon about the cat growing up

Cantankerous · 08.25.2008, 11:37 PM

oh god.

exit only.

that is all.

atsonicpark · 08.25.2008, 11:38 PM

Yeah, no comment regarding my experiences with anal sex.

My experiences GIVING anal sex I mean.

!@#$%! · 08.25.2008, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

oh god.

exit only.

that is all.

don't put yourself in that position, tits.

you need to hire a pr person. ha ha ha.

Cantankerous · 08.25.2008, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

don't put yourself in that position, tits.

you need to hire a pr person. ha ha ha.

ha ha fucking ha.

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Yeah, no comment regarding my experiences with anal sex.

My experiences GIVING anal sex I mean.

it just ain't happening over here.

not only do i imagine there being a lot of pain.
it just grosses me out so much.

acousticrock87 · 08.25.2008, 11:43 PM

I don't think I could even give it. It doesn't sound worth it at all.

davenotdead · 08.25.2008, 11:44 PM

i would never enter the poophole, sorry

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