[TheFoxBen]

Originally Posted by deflinus

he needs to be in more terry gilliam films

Yes, he was great in Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus ! I'd also like to see something new from Jim Jarmusch with him.

[ni'k]

what is it with you and farts? its such a turn off. ok maybe not... but... no... it is... i mean i can maybe get a cautious quarter boner for like 5 seconds about it but it soon dissipates.

have you ever found anyone to satisfy your fart lust? is that something you've actually engaged in before? don't be too graphic...

[atsonicpark]

"A skeleton faced ghoul smokes black opium and gets wild with sex and drug crazed zombies. Some college kids wander into his cemetery and get brainwashed and forced to smoke opium and engage in bizarre mind control rites. Used at college drug parties to freak out noobs due to its trippy dialog and imagery. An insane 1998 avant-garde, satanic mind control freakshow film."

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by ni'k

what is it with you and farts? its such a turn off. ok maybe not... but... no... it is... i mean i can maybe get a cautious quarter boner for like 5 seconds about it but it soon dissipates.

have you ever found anyone to satisfy your fart lust? is that something you've actually engaged in before? don't be too graphic...

It's pretty obvious no? Tom Waits farting through his mouth makes me real hard just thinking about it.

[ni'k]

but have you ever engaged in some sort of fart session with someone in real life? have you put up adds in london phoneboxes about it?

[Genteel Death]

Phone boxes? When I have the internet?

[wellcharge]

Cause I like to sleep until the crack of noon
Midnight howlin' at the moon

[FreshChops]

I actually like Tom Waits better as an actor. My fav. was Rensfield (Dracula):

 

 

[ni'k]

"My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter." This is followed by "I wish you would smack me or flog me even. Not in play, dear, in earnest and on my naked flesh. I wish you were strong, strong, dear, and had a big full proud bosom and big fat thighs. I would love to be whipped by you, Nora love!"


"At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole."


"It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also."


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[Derek]

Rain Dogs and some of his other albums are awesome. The rest I'm not so sure about.