Hillary, I hate you now - Page 5

floatingslowly · 01.23.2008, 01:53 PM

in case anyone cared about my positions on world events, here are my plans for my first day in office:

annex Canada
convert Mexico into a taco-flavored theme park (yes, everything will be edible)
declare war on New Zealand
make Australia the 51st state (sorry Puerto Rico)
declare war on Madagascar
eat some yellow cake
declare martial law
declare martial law a second time (just because I can)
nuke Belgium
declare that Belgium Waffles be forever named "Freedom Waffles"
declare Arkansas an Al Qaeda training camp
nuke Arkansas
create prison camps out of LA and NYC
nuke LA and NYC
annex Cuba
declare my birthday a national Cuban holiday
declare ninjas the clear winner of the eternal battle between ninjas and pirates.

and yes, this will all be done on the first day.

davenotdead · 01.23.2008, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

in case anyone cared about my positions on world events, here are my plans for my first day in office:

annex Canada
convert Mexico into a taco-flavored theme park (yes, everything will be edible)
declare war on New Zealand
make Australia the 51st state (sorry Puerto Rico)
declare war on Madagascar
eat some yellow cake
declare martial law
declare martial law a second time (just because I can)
nuke Belgium
declare that Belgium Waffles be forever named "Freedom Waffles"
declare Arkansas an Al Qaeda training camp
nuke Arkansas
create prison camps out of LA and NYC
nuke LA and NYC
annex Cuba
declare my birthday a national Cuban holiday
declare ninjas the clear winner of the eternal battle between ninjas and pirates.

and yes, this will all be done on the first day.

sounds good.

but youll only get my vote if you choose Laetitia Casta as your running mate. and she gives all the speeches/announcements and is not allowed to wear anything other than lingerie. I dont even need to know what you look like.

m1rr0r dash · 01.23.2008, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

in case anyone cared about my positions on world events, here are my plans for my first day in office:

annex Canada
convert Mexico into a taco-flavored theme park (yes, everything will be edible)
declare war on New Zealand
make Australia the 51st state (sorry Puerto Rico)
declare war on Madagascar
eat some yellow cake
declare martial law
declare martial law a second time (just because I can)
nuke Belgium
declare that Belgium Waffles be forever named "Freedom Waffles"
declare Arkansas an Al Qaeda training camp
nuke Arkansas
create prison camps out of LA and NYC
nuke LA and NYC
annex Cuba
declare my birthday a national Cuban holiday
declare ninjas the clear winner of the eternal battle between ninjas and pirates.

and yes, this will all be done on the first day.

....eeexcellent.

Cantankerous · 01.23.2008, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash

....eeexcellent.

AAAH KITTY

i smell a possible new avatar

sonicl · 01.24.2008, 04:18 AM

I love the title of this thread. In my head I hear it being sung by Morrissey.

Cantankerous · 01.24.2008, 05:35 PM

i can hear it now

m1rr0r dash · 01.26.2008, 01:59 AM

S.C. and Florida

By Ariel Alexovich
January 25, 2008, 6:26 pm

South Carolinians find themselves once again enmeshed in debates about race and politics; at least that’s the case if you read some of the blogs rippling across the state. The nasty war of words between Clinton, Obama, and their surrogates over race shocked, insulted, and/or disappointed black voters.

✌➬ · 01.26.2008, 03:06 AM

That's it I am voting Hilary.

m1rr0r dash · 01.26.2008, 05:28 PM

the back cover of issue #20 of The North Avenue Review, an independent student newspaper/zine i used to work on in college.

m1rr0r dash · 01.26.2008, 05:44 PM

and here's a gem from issue #12

!@#$%! · 01.26.2008, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash

and here's a gem from issue #12

D-AMN!

that is very fucking good.

oh i have some architectural question for you

maybe i'll post a thread

m1rr0r dash · 01.27.2008, 04:42 AM

Obama Wins South Carolina Primary

COLUMBIA, S.C. — Senator Barack Obama won a commanding victory over Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton in the South Carolina Democratic primary on Saturday, drawing a wide majority of black support and one-quarter of white voters in a contest that sets the stage for a multistate fight for the party’s presidential nomination.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/27/us...hp&oref=slogin

m1rr0r dash · 01.28.2008, 12:11 AM

davenotdead · 01.28.2008, 01:26 PM

lolz^

m1rr0r dash · 01.31.2008, 07:19 AM

✌➬ · 01.31.2008, 04:43 PM

I am voting for Hillary for Lezident.

!@#$%! · 01.31.2008, 10:08 PM

mother fuck! im looking for a stream to watch the debate online but no dice.

pantophobia · 01.31.2008, 10:20 PM

the debate was very cordial, and more attacks on mccain and the republicans, hillary had the best line on that

obama really did well, impressed me very much, like both of them and fortunate that i can't vote between them on the 12th cause it's hard

!@#$%! · 01.31.2008, 10:25 PM

they are posting clips here

http://www.cnn.com/video/

im for obama. he stands up for what he believes while hillary, while being very competent, follows the current.

Cantankerous · 01.31.2008, 10:30 PM

we still need a BLP

01.23.2008, 01:53 PM	#81
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	in case anyone cared about my positions on world events, here are my plans for my first day in office: annex Canada convert Mexico into a taco-flavored theme park (yes, everything will be edible) declare war on New Zealand make Australia the 51st state (sorry Puerto Rico) declare war on Madagascar eat some yellow cake declare martial law declare martial law a second time (just because I can) nuke Belgium declare that Belgium Waffles be forever named "Freedom Waffles" declare Arkansas an Al Qaeda training camp nuke Arkansas create prison camps out of LA and NYC nuke LA and NYC annex Cuba declare my birthday a national Cuban holiday declare ninjas the clear winner of the eternal battle between ninjas and pirates. and yes, this will all be done on the first day.
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01.24.2008, 04:18 AM	#85
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	I love the title of this thread. In my head I hear it being sung by Morrissey.
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01.24.2008, 05:35 PM	#86
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	i can hear it now __________________ RETIRED
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01.26.2008, 01:59 AM	#87
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	S.C. and Florida By Ariel Alexovich January 25, 2008, 6:26 pm South Carolinians find themselves once again enmeshed in debates about race and politics; at least that’s the case if you read some of the blogs rippling across the state. The nasty war of words between Clinton, Obama, and their surrogates over race shocked, insulted, and/or disappointed black voters. __________________
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01.26.2008, 03:06 AM	#88
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	That's it I am voting Hilary. __________________ We Kill Homosexuals!!!
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01.26.2008, 05:28 PM	#89
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	the back cover of issue #20 of The North Avenue Review, an independent student newspaper/zine i used to work on in college. __________________
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01.26.2008, 05:44 PM	#90
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	and here's a gem from issue #12 __________________
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01.27.2008, 04:42 AM	#92
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	Obama Wins South Carolina Primary COLUMBIA, S.C. — Senator Barack Obama won a commanding victory over Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton in the South Carolina Democratic primary on Saturday, drawing a wide majority of black support and one-quarter of white voters in a contest that sets the stage for a multistate fight for the party’s presidential nomination. http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/27/us...hp&oref=slogin __________________
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01.28.2008, 12:11 AM	#93
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01.28.2008, 01:26 PM	#94
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m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	__________________
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01.31.2008, 04:43 PM	#96
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	I am voting for Hillary for Lezident. __________________ We Kill Homosexuals!!!
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01.31.2008, 10:08 PM	#97
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,457	mother fuck! im looking for a stream to watch the debate online but no dice.
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01.31.2008, 10:20 PM	#98
pantophobia expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,349	the debate was very cordial, and more attacks on mccain and the republicans, hillary had the best line on that obama really did well, impressed me very much, like both of them and fortunate that i can't vote between them on the 12th cause it's hard
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01.31.2008, 10:25 PM	#99
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,457	they are posting clips here http://www.cnn.com/video/ im for obama. he stands up for what he believes while hillary, while being very competent, follows the current.
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01.31.2008, 10:30 PM	#100
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	we still need a BLP __________________ RETIRED
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