Ways to annoy music snobs

The 97th Hammer · 07.10.2006, 01:18 AM

-Insist they are saying "Deadsy" when they say they like "The Dead C"
-Insist they are saying "Zwan" when they say they like Swans.

I hereby challenge you all to add more, and don't be restricted to humorous mis-hearing of band names.

Cantankerous · 07.10.2006, 01:19 AM

insist they are saying hole when they say they like hole.

finding nobody · 07.10.2006, 01:42 AM

keep insisting that dirty is sonic youth's greatest album

Norma J · 07.10.2006, 01:43 AM

Tell them you like the same music as them.

matt reeder · 07.10.2006, 02:10 AM

Tell them about how great Coldplay is. Of course, I actually like Coldplay...

acousticrock87 · 07.10.2006, 02:17 AM

I don't know what you mean by music snob, since there are way too many different kinds, but the people I think of when I hear the term are generally offended by anything negative about Led Zeppelin. No, not everyone has to like them.

finding nobody · 07.10.2006, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by acousticrock87

I don't know what you mean by music snob, since there are way too many different kinds, but the people I think of when I hear the term are generally offended by anything negative about Led Zeppelin. No, not everyone has to like them.

yeah you're right.

jimmy page's middle name is fumble fingers.
that should turn a few heads

Cantankerous · 07.10.2006, 02:35 AM

actually its patrick.

acousticrock87 · 07.10.2006, 02:37 AM

Who's Jimmy Paige?

See, all the music snobs just got pissed off for a second.

Cantankerous · 07.10.2006, 02:38 AM

that might piss some off.

krastian · 07.10.2006, 03:29 AM

Ha ha.

_slavo_ · 07.10.2006, 04:36 AM

tell them that No Neck Blues Band sucks donkey balls

which is actually exactly my opinion

Toilet & Bowels · 07.10.2006, 05:06 AM

i'm not even sure what a music snob is

gmku · 07.10.2006, 09:22 AM

I are a music snob. And damn proud of it.

jon boy · 07.10.2006, 09:30 AM

i hate music snobs. ways to annoy them: tell them that hip hop has no place in experimental music.

Toilet & Bowels · 07.10.2006, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon boy

hip hop has no place in experimental music.

eh???

gmku · 07.10.2006, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon boy

i hate music snobs. ways to annoy them: tell them that hip hop has no place in experimental music.

Maybe music snobs hate you. Ever think of that? Maybe right now they're dreaming up more ways to annoy you.

Pax Americana · 07.10.2006, 10:45 AM

Refer to every band they talk about as being really "relevant" right now. It's hilarious when people refer to bands as being relevant. It's so pretentious and means nothing. I always do it just to see if people will laugh or take me seriously.

That Sonic Youth, they're really relevant right now.

nomadicfollower · 07.10.2006, 10:46 AM

Tell them Frank Zappa sucks.

afterthefact · 07.10.2006, 12:16 PM

-any band they mention, tell them you've heard of it before

-when they mention a band, ask them if they love it

-tell them a bands older stuff is under-produced, and their newer stuff sounds so much better

07.10.2006, 01:18 AM	#1
The 97th Hammer bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Iowa City Posts: 133	-Insist they are saying "Deadsy" when they say they like "The Dead C" -Insist they are saying "Zwan" when they say they like Swans. I hereby challenge you all to add more, and don't be restricted to humorous mis-hearing of band names.
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07.10.2006, 01:19 AM	#2
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	insist they are saying hole when they say they like hole. __________________ RETIRED
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finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	keep insisting that dirty is sonic youth's greatest album
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Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	Tell them you like the same music as them. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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matt reeder little trouble girl Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Portland, Oregon, USA Posts: 81	Tell them about how great Coldplay is. Of course, I actually like Coldplay...
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07.10.2006, 02:17 AM	#6
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	I don't know what you mean by music snob, since there are way too many different kinds, but the people I think of when I hear the term are generally offended by anything negative about Led Zeppelin. No, not everyone has to like them.
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	actually its patrick. __________________ RETIRED
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07.10.2006, 02:37 AM	#9
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	Who's Jimmy Paige? See, all the music snobs just got pissed off for a second.
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	that might piss some off. __________________ RETIRED
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07.10.2006, 03:29 AM	#11
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	Ha ha. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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07.10.2006, 04:36 AM	#12
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,886	tell them that No Neck Blues Band sucks donkey balls which is actually exactly my opinion __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,213	i'm not even sure what a music snob is
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07.10.2006, 09:22 AM	#14
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I are a music snob. And damn proud of it.
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07.10.2006, 09:30 AM	#15
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	i hate music snobs. ways to annoy them: tell them that hip hop has no place in experimental music.
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07.10.2006, 10:45 AM	#18
Pax Americana expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 1,187	Refer to every band they talk about as being really "relevant" right now. It's hilarious when people refer to bands as being relevant. It's so pretentious and means nothing. I always do it just to see if people will laugh or take me seriously. That Sonic Youth, they're really relevant right now.
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nomadicfollower invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North America Posts: 2,672	Tell them Frank Zappa sucks.
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afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	-any band they mention, tell them you've heard of it before -when they mention a band, ask them if they love it -tell them a bands older stuff is under-produced, and their newer stuff sounds so much better __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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