>>the last movie you watched - Page 1204

h8kurdt · 06.24.2019, 03:32 PM

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Venus in Furs

The sixties Italo-sexploitation version (rather than the recent Polanski one, which I haven't seen, or the other 60s one, by Jess Franco, which I have). No surprises here. You get the usual 80-odd minutes of jet-set Euro types hopping from sunny location to sunny location and indulging in various acts of softcore kinkiness. Needless to say it's all about as sexy as warm beer but who's really watching this stuff in 2019 to get turned on?

Funny you should say that, one of the guys for film night chose Girl On A Motorcycle as almost a companion piece to Performance. Fuck me it was awful. The exact same thing as venus in furs. Supposedly it's sexy with the great sites of Germany, Switzerland and the like and the ridiculous sex scenes to boot. That's interspersed with Marianne Faithfull just looking daft on the motorcycle that's clearly on a rig.

Awful film that should be forgotten. People forget that the swinging sixties didn't half have some dreck come out of it.

demonrail666 · 06.24.2019, 06:47 PM

Oh God, GoaM is terrible, even by the standards of other films like that. I'm not even sure I've ever managed to get all the way through it. Not in one sitting, anyway.

The Gazpacho Gestapo · 06.24.2019, 10:24 PM

i've been meaning to watch Running Man for the longest time now

The Gazpacho Gestapo · 06.24.2019, 10:31 PM

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I was super impressed with Get Out, but I am not a horror movie person and I probably wouldn't be able to make it through without breaks/company. Maybe for some other time.

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Watching this in English Language, because we'll be talking about the history of English. It's an...interesting watch; some of us have reacted to some unexpected scenes.

start watching art films until your eyes bleed

find a library and see if they can get Eraserhead, and Bergman's Persona for you

You'll find an all new meaning in life

demonrail666 · 06.25.2019, 03:05 AM

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and the best one for last,

Conan the Barbarian extended cut on HBO

I love that film so much.

I think I'll watch the reboot again this morning. I wasn't impressed when I originally saw it but Im in a Conan mood, so ...

Severian · 06.25.2019, 07:52 AM

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Conan the Barbarian extended cut on HBO

I always got a very creepy vibe from JEJ’s character in this. I haven’t seen it since I was probably about 13, but I still remember being utterly creeped out by it.

Severian · 06.25.2019, 07:56 AM

I avoided this for a long time thinking it would be be the same kind of bone-deep despair horror that I was so disturbed by in “Anti Christ.”

Turns out, it pretty much was. Though definitely more accessible than “Anti Christ,” it’s still deeply unnerving.

Good, genuinely scary film, though. Great droney score.

!@#$%! · 06.25.2019, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

I love that film so much.

me t... i mean, i, also, love that film.

especially...

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

I think I'll watch the reboot again this morning. I wasn't impressed when I originally saw it but Im in a Conan mood, so ...

reboot?????

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Originally Posted by Severian

I always got a very creepy vibe from JEJ’s character in this. I haven’t seen it since I was probably about 13, but I still remember being utterly creeped out by it.

that fucking hippy cult leader. with the dead eyes. damn damn damn... horrible. and his little snake arrow. shit...

h8kurdt · 06.25.2019, 11:03 AM

Speaking of Arnold Schwarzenegger! So the Mrs' lad is at the perfect age to see his first Arnie film and this Saturday is going to be when he gets to see one. Now what film do I go for? A part of me is thinking Terminator, cos, y'know it's Terminator (and it was my first Arnie film too), or commando. Any suggestions?

First person to suggest Twins gets neg'd.

!@#$%! · 06.25.2019, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by h8kurdt

Speaking of Arnold Schwarzenegger! So the Mrs' lad is at the perfect age to see his first Arnie film and this Saturday is going to be when he gets to see one. Now what film do I go for? A part of me is thinking Terminator, cos, y'know it's Terminator (and it was my first Arnie film too), or commando. Any suggestions?

First person to suggest Twins gets neg'd.

lmfao twins—it’s actually a funny movie thanks to frank reynolds.

isn’t kindergarten cop the real turd though?

so what’s the kid’s age? in numbers i mean.

Rob Instigator · 06.25.2019, 11:51 AM

I suggest PREDATOR, or Terminator, or Conan

h8kurdt · 06.25.2019, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

lmfao twins—it’s actually a funny movie thanks to frank reynolds.

isn’t kindergarten cop the real turd though?

so what’s the kid’s age? in numbers i mean.

9 which as I said was the same age as what I was. Never gave me any problems. Honest. We watched Big Trouble In Little China last week. He LOVED that one.

Predator is a good shout but I do think that's a couple of movies down

!@#$%! · 06.25.2019, 01:29 PM

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9 which as I said was the same age as what I was. Never gave me any problems. Honest. We watched Big Trouble In Little China last week. He LOVED that one.

Predator is a good shout but I do think that's a couple of movies down

make it terminator 1& 2, which is about dads, both lost and surrogate

demonrail666 · 06.25.2019, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by h8kurdt

Speaking of Arnold Schwarzenegger! So the Mrs' lad is at the perfect age to see his first Arnie film and this Saturday is going to be when he gets to see one. Now what film do I go for? A part of me is thinking Terminator, cos, y'know it's Terminator (and it was my first Arnie film too), or commando. Any suggestions?

First person to suggest Twins gets neg'd.

I say introduce him to Arnie and give him a life-lesson in one hit.

!@#$%! · 06.25.2019, 01:38 PM

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I say introduce him to Arnie and give him a life-lesson in one hit.

thought about that but then remembered maybe there’s a little too much whoredom in that pyramid? snakefucking and what not?

or... was trying to check and this clip asked me to verify my age lmao

https://youtu.be/ltO8_FJbRUw

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patorikkudozzu
“I remember this from my childhood. This scene made me a man.”

xD xD xD

!@#$%! · 06.25.2019, 01:43 PM

so, kindergarten cop it is

h8kurdt · 06.25.2019, 01:56 PM

Yeah, Conan might be a tad awkward at first. However, I agree that anyone with any self respect should use that line as a life motto.

As for Kindergarten Cop it's actually sad how much I know of that film. Reckon I could easily quite every line whilst watching that film. "It's not dawg it's a ferret!"

demonrail666 · 06.25.2019, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

thought about that but then remembered maybe there’s a little too much whoredom in that pyramid? snakefucking and what not?

or... was trying to check and this clip asked me to verify my age lmao

https://youtu.be/ltO8_FJbRUw

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patorikkudozzu
“I remember this from my childhood. This scene made me a man.”

xD xD xD

There's always the more family friendly Conan the Destroyer. It's nowhere near as good but it doesn't have any witch sex. Mind you, if he's a horse lover ...

h8kurdt · 06.25.2019, 02:21 PM

Was it the first one where he punches a camel?

demonrail666 · 06.25.2019, 02:39 PM

Yeah, and he punches another one in Destroyer

Obviously a running gag

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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	Oh God, GoaM is terrible, even by the standards of other films like that. I'm not even sure I've ever managed to get all the way through it. Not in one sitting, anyway.
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The Gazpacho Gestapo bad moon rising Join Date: Dec 2018 Location: 1̶̬̰̙̰̖͎̝͔̘̉͒͛͐̾͒&#8 Posts: 127	i've been meaning to watch Running Man for the longest time now
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Severian invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 11,741	I avoided this for a long time thinking it would be be the same kind of bone-deep despair horror that I was so disturbed by in “Anti Christ.” Turns out, it pretty much was. Though definitely more accessible than “Anti Christ,” it’s still deeply unnerving. Good, genuinely scary film, though. Great droney score.
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h8kurdt invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Mulder's Basement room Posts: 5,459	Speaking of Arnold Schwarzenegger! So the Mrs' lad is at the perfect age to see his first Arnie film and this Saturday is going to be when he gets to see one. Now what film do I go for? A part of me is thinking Terminator, cos, y'know it's Terminator (and it was my first Arnie film too), or commando. Any suggestions? First person to suggest Twins gets neg'd. __________________ Down with this sort of thing.
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	I suggest PREDATOR, or Terminator, or Conan __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,457	so, kindergarten cop it is
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h8kurdt invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Mulder's Basement room Posts: 5,459	Yeah, Conan might be a tad awkward at first. However, I agree that anyone with any self respect should use that line as a life motto. As for Kindergarten Cop it's actually sad how much I know of that film. Reckon I could easily quite every line whilst watching that film. "It's not dawg it's a ferret!" __________________ Down with this sort of thing.
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h8kurdt invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Mulder's Basement room Posts: 5,459	Was it the first one where he punches a camel? __________________ Down with this sort of thing.
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	Yeah, and he punches another one in Destroyer Obviously a running gag
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