[Glice]

Originally Posted by pokkeherrie

In Holland, only little children have milk in it.

Only the Dutch could make a matter of machismo out of tea.

Says the man who's cautious of eating vegetables in public for fear of seeming fruity.

[pokkeherrie]

^^We have big mouths to try and compensate the fact that we're a small nation. I won't hesitate to make visiting my granny a matter of machismo if the situation asks for it.

I'm drinking green tea without milk while I type this. Not a big fan of green tea, but there's no normal tea at the moment.

Originally Posted by Pookie

I presumed he was Dutch because it was the Dutch who introduced tea to England.

Didn't know about that, I only know that gin was derived from jenever.

Speaking of alcohol, I'd almost think when you said "weak as piss" you meant Dutch beer instead of Dutch tea (that's what I often hear from English people anyway).

[Pookie]

I suppose you're going to tell me you don't put milk in gin either, you freaks.

[pokkeherrie]

Only little children have milk in their gin (or jenever).

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

this starts to sound so cute.

Nothing quite as cute as the thought of little children drinking gin.

Originally Posted by Nefeli

Pookie. he doesnt talk much, but when he does..well.. he managed to use 2 wonderful words in last page. one being presume.

I presume the other was antithesis.

Originally Posted by Nefeli

"weak as piss" doesnt register as an expression, however; not pookie's fault.

Bless you.

Originally Posted by Nefeli

unless it derives from the i got scared, i pissed myself.

Exactly what I had in mind.

Originally Posted by Nefeli

can we talk about coffee too?

You could talk about shit with sugar on and I'd listen.

[knox]

no you cannot have english breakfast tea without milk, i insist: it is not possible.

[floatingslowly]

I'm drinking a loverly lemon blend with extra honey and lemon so as to soothe my burning (and highly virulent) throat, old chaps.

[Glice]

Lemon is acidic. Acid is not good for your throat. You're probably damaging it with the lemon. Honey is fine though. Lemon is good for vitamins, but you can get as much of that from other sources without exacerbating your throat. Don't you know any opera singers?

[SONIC GAIL]

Originally Posted by jon boy

ok so are you the type that correctly puts the milk in after the tea has been poured? or are you the utter cunt type that puts the milk in first?

tea and milk disgusting...tea is nasty already i prefer coke zero

[floatingslowly]

the extra acid is to burn the creepy crawly things to cinders. in fact, all that my Hawt Todddy is missing is the whiskey. I don't need to sing opera and at this point, would be happy for a nice scabrous anti-viral crust to form between the air and my ever-flowing mucosa.

[Genteel Death]

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the fact that the taste of milky tea improves depending on the type you use to make a cup. Not much of a tea drinker here, but when I do it must not be with whole milk in it or it ends up tasting like baby vomit. Skimmed milk can also taste different from country to country, so that's another thing that determines how much you like or dislike it.

[knox]

Originally Posted by Glice

Lemon is acidic. Acid is not good for your throat. You're probably damaging it with the lemon. Honey is fine though. Lemon is good for vitamins, but you can get as much of that from other sources without exacerbating your throat. Don't you know any opera singers?

but lemon tastes good.

[Glice]

We all love lemon. That's a fact. But it's not good for your throat. That's all I'm saying. Besides which, if you're cunted up with phlegm, what you gonna taste then, eh? AIDS, that's what.

[floatingslowly]

with AIDS, the milk always goes in first.

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by Glice

We all love lemon. That's a fact. But it's not good for your throat. That's all I'm saying. Besides which, if you're cunted up with phlegm, what you gonna taste then, eh? AIDS, that's what.

aids and lemon, a new flavour from coca cola.

[knox]

cereal bars are practical.

i have berries with my granola every morning. i think its upsetting my stomach.

are blueberries bad for disgusting ulcerous stomachs?

[Keeping It Simple]