[Toilet & Bowels]

i want a girlfriend who i only see once a week

stereotypes

it's like when americans portray the english wearing tophats, riding in a horse drawn carriage (or rolls royce) while drinking tea. it's just annoying.

[Anngella]

Makes stupid jokes, clever/unique, dorky, likes decent music, good sense o' humor, not a Jesus freak or Bible-thumper, nice, INTELLIGENT, cool, adorable, etc. etc.

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i want a girlfriend who i only see once a week



it's like when americans portray the english wearing tophats, riding in a horse drawn carriage (or rolls royce) while drinking tea. it's just annoying.

Hmmm..are you gay?

[Пятхъдесят Шест]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

it's like when americans portray the english wearing tophats, riding in a horse drawn carriage (or rolls royce) while drinking tea. it's just annoying.

You forgot villainous behavior. The English are often portrayed as villains. Unless you are Hugh Grant.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Hmmm..are you gay?

my last girlfriend was too clingy for me, so now i want someone who doesn't take up all my time.

[Savage Clone]

..and won't steal your bowler hat and bumbershoot.

[Toilet & Bowels]

does your wife steal your leather trousers? (to wear them, or to hide them, i don't know)

[Savage Clone]

She has her own.

[Toilet & Bowels]

well i guess that means she's hiding them then


(leather trousers for women should be mandatory by law)

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

my last girlfriend was too clingy for me, so now i want someone who doesn't take up all my time.

I'd say a human being needs to be in a relationship for a couple of days a week only.The rest isn't necessary.Time,space and emotions get all sorted out that way.And make sure to change their nappies!

[kat~topia]

my boyfriend is my ideal mate in all ways except he doesn't have dreadlocks... heehee...that sounds so shallow...i would love for him to have them, but i don't really care...he's funny, hot, very smart, treats me wonderfully, he's ambitous, unique...i could go on & on, but i'll stop now...

[Danny Himself]

I've found it, I think, so I'll just describe her briefly;

Kind, playfully innocent but it's obvious she's got an awful, awful mind, extensive knowledge of old cartoons from the 90s, tolerance of addiction to 'the simpsons', excellent/flamboyant sense of style, giddy, enjoys subway almost as much as I do, characteristic nose, mother likes me.

[Cantankerous]

he's really tall and skinny and pasty and would make a horrible parent. i've met my match.

[Danny Himself]

You're so outrageous.

[Cantankerous]

yeah i know. like jem.

 

[Danny Himself]

She looks like the singer from Nitro.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

he's really tall and skinny and pasty and would make a horrible parent. i've met my match.

you have a male twin?

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

you have a male twin?

where do you think i got that rock, son?

Whatever happened to the good old days of hijacking a reasonably good thread in a humorous way?I'll dedicate 'San Francisco',a rather vile but aurally agreeable song to anyone who thinks that they don't get enough love.

[Savage Clone]

Those days are gone like your forwardly-spelled name and four-armed Grimace.
The good times are over!