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I want to play!

I just got back from the ER with a kidney stone. I am on a ridiculous amount of pain meds and need to be entertained.

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You all suck.

I'm going to go stare at the TV and drool. If any of you do have this app, or want to know how to get it, text me. 708-897-1432. I'm too lazy to keep checking the board.

Yes, I realize I am giving out my phone number.

By the way, it's a game. Essentially Scrabble.

[SpaceCadetHayden]

it's not compatible with my bedazzled nokie :*(

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My pleas for entertainment last night were completely ignored. I am crushed. I ended up trying to read in a drugged out haze, which was not very successful. I am now sinking quickly to the bottom of a deep well of despair while watching cartoons.

THANKS.

[floatingslowly]

I have it but haven't played in ages and couldn't devote much time during the daylight hours to it. I'll hit you up this evening.

ps: I hope to sweet fuck you still have insurance.

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Whoo hoo! Now I'm all hot 'n bothered with anticipation.

I have insurance til the end of the month, thank god. Otherwise I would've downed a bottle of Jack and had someone punch me in the lower back.

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floatingslowly is winning. My pride is wounded. Even though he is trying to sabotage me by advising me to take more pain meds.

Oh, the excitement, the tension! You guys have no idea what you're missing.

[floatingslowly]

cease and desist attempting to make floatingslowly
appear to be anything other than a drooling idiot!!!!!

she's winning...while high on goofballs.

my shame is boundless.

[Derek]

 

[floatingslowly]

resigned?????

what. in. the. fuck?????

I thought you were the Queen of Vocab?????

I'm half retarded (my mother's side). I can't even spell!!!!!!

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Oh, don't feign shock. There weren't enough letters left for me to catch up to your points.

REMATCH, BITCH.

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So I'm "dropping" another kidney stone, as the medical practitioners say. Apparently I had more than one waiting in the wings, and they're taking turns making the journey down river. So more drugs. Therefore, more Words.

Seriously, floatingslowly and I can't be the only two people on this board who play this. Playing against him is super fun and all, but I fear his intelligence in this realm exceeds mine, so he keeps winning.

DOWNLOAD THIS APP. It's very addictive. It will exercise your atrophied brain. DO IT.

For anyone that does download it and wants to play, my ID on there is Ralphrpfpd. It's a long story, don't ask.

(Floatingslowly, you are still my favorite opponent.)

[floatingslowly]

there is no need to further inflate my winningness.

please, by all means, find someone that you can beat, dear dictionary.

you see, my years of of apparent idiocy belie my skill at wizardry.

abracadabra, motherfuckers. bringt it.

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My darling, I did not mean that I do not wish to continue to battle you in Words. You are a challenge, it's very entertaining!

I'M WAITING FOR YOUR MOVE, FUCKER.

P.S. To note, I am not using my altered mental state as an excuse for sucking at Words. I really do suck. This is actually helping me focus more.

[floatingslowly]

I appolgize, as I'm crunk.

my next move simply says "you won".

wat do???????!!????????!

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WTF? Says on my end that it's waiting for your move.

You drunken, imbecilic asshole.

[floatingslowly]

I clicked the wrong game.

I may have pickled myself.