Dog fights

porkmarras · 10.07.2006, 06:46 PM

There have been kids making their dogs fight outside my house often at night.Should i report these bastards?Yes i think i should.

Pookie · 10.07.2006, 06:48 PM

Yes, as long as they don't find out it was you and get their dogs to rip your throat out.

porkmarras · 10.07.2006, 06:49 PM

That's what i was thinking but i doubt they would know it's me.

Pookie · 10.07.2006, 06:51 PM

Try and disguise your accent, turn the lights off, and hide under a table when the rozzers arrive.

porkmarras · 10.07.2006, 06:53 PM

My neighbourhood is generally ok apart from the myriad fucking gangs that hang outside the estates

Pookie · 10.07.2006, 06:53 PM

Or wander past nonchelantly, muttering to the kids, "fucking pigs...lovely dogs".

porkmarras · 10.07.2006, 06:55 PM

You kidding?Not the best place to hang out at night.Those basketball grounds are the scene of many a bycicle being mutilated and kicked around.

Pookie · 10.07.2006, 06:58 PM

Let's go with the hiding under a table option then.

Norma J · 10.07.2006, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

There have been kids making their dogs fight outside my house often at night.Should i report these bastards?Yes i think i should.

Definitely report the cockheads.

static-harmony · 10.07.2006, 09:55 PM

Mah those kids are just having a blast, don't destroy their fun. However if it ends in their fun, and being arrested call the cops, But do it in a American Accent so they won't know it was you.

k-krack · 10.07.2006, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

Mah those kids are just having a blast, don't destroy their fun. However if it ends in their fun, and being arrested call the cops, But do it in a American Accent so they won't know it was you.

I strongly disagree. Yr saying making dogs fight eachother is "fun". Similar to 'bum fighting' only no "rewards," fucking retarded assholes being fucking retarded assholes.

static-harmony · 10.07.2006, 10:16 PM

I know I was being sarcastic.

k-krack · 10.07.2006, 10:20 PM

Oh... sorry about that then. My online sarcasm detector is pretty sucky.

sonicl · 10.08.2006, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by k-krack

Oh... sorry about that then. My online sarcasm detector is pretty sucky.

You need to regularly download the new sarcasm definitions from the software provider's website. There's new sarcasms appearing all the time, and those detectors get out of date pretty quickly if you're not careful.

sonik death · 10.08.2006, 02:33 AM

Um, maybe you should move, where abouts in London do you live?

blue sunlover · 10.08.2006, 02:48 AM

no plastic sun,look how it burns
no plastic smile,just tears
no greasy hear,always wash but never cut,and they don t want to grow
not frigid but fragile.

me myself and i

blue sunlover · 10.08.2006, 02:50 AM

sunday makes me sad monday makes me sad.is there any day left for me to breathe.

wax · 10.08.2006, 03:58 AM

get a massive dog and set it on the kids.
cops are useless. theyl just make the kids go somewhere a bit quiter to do their dog fighting/

10.07.2006, 06:46 PM	#1
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	There have been kids making their dogs fight outside my house often at night.Should i report these bastards?Yes i think i should. __________________
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10.07.2006, 06:48 PM	#2
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Yes, as long as they don't find out it was you and get their dogs to rip your throat out.
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10.07.2006, 06:49 PM	#3
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10.07.2006, 06:51 PM	#4
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Try and disguise your accent, turn the lights off, and hide under a table when the rozzers arrive.
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10.07.2006, 06:53 PM	#5
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	My neighbourhood is generally ok apart from the myriad fucking gangs that hang outside the estates __________________
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10.07.2006, 06:55 PM	#7
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	You kidding?Not the best place to hang out at night.Those basketball grounds are the scene of many a bycicle being mutilated and kicked around. __________________
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10.07.2006, 06:58 PM	#8
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Let's go with the hiding under a table option then.
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10.07.2006, 09:55 PM	#10
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Mah those kids are just having a blast, don't destroy their fun. However if it ends in their fun, and being arrested call the cops, But do it in a American Accent so they won't know it was you. __________________
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10.07.2006, 10:16 PM	#12
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10.07.2006, 10:20 PM	#13
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sonik death bad moon rising Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: OUTAR SPAEC Posts: 198	Um, maybe you should move, where abouts in London do you live? __________________ hello, generation eccch.
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10.08.2006, 02:48 AM	#16
blue sunlover stalker Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Luxembourg Posts: 506	no plastic sun,look how it burns no plastic smile,just tears no greasy hear,always wash but never cut,and they don t want to grow not frigid but fragile. me myself and i __________________ aha
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10.08.2006, 02:50 AM	#17
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10.08.2006, 03:58 AM	#18
wax the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: brum - england Posts: 554	get a massive dog and set it on the kids. cops are useless. theyl just make the kids go somewhere a bit quiter to do their dog fighting/
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