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Old 06.28.2006, 06:23 PM   #1
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*my Dad lets out a fart*
Me: Your disgusting
Dad: For farting?
Me: Yeah. Why did Mom marry you?
Dad: Because I got her pregnant

Now, I have known this as long as I remember, but the way he said it today was just hilarious to me. I think it was because I wasn't expecting an answer.

BTW, I'm not a near-bastard child, it is my brother.
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Old 06.28.2006, 06:25 PM   #2
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Old 06.28.2006, 10:14 PM   #3
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Old 06.28.2006, 10:15 PM   #4
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Old 06.28.2006, 10:19 PM   #5
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i like yr dads sense of humor
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Old 06.28.2006, 10:27 PM   #6
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Poignant with a bit of sadness.
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Old 06.28.2006, 10:30 PM   #7
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Old 06.29.2006, 10:25 AM   #8
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that is fuckin Hillarious, my Dad says the maddest of things also, he just blurts em out without thinking (thats where i get it from) and then after he says it there's a room full of shocked people looking at him for an explaination, he's such a funny man and he dont even know it.
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Old 06.29.2006, 10:28 AM   #9
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Old 06.29.2006, 10:32 AM   #10
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Well, he wanted to marry her before he got her pregnant. He asked her to elope, and she didn't want to.
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Old 06.29.2006, 10:37 AM   #11
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That's funny 'cause they always say that.
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Old 06.29.2006, 11:01 AM   #12
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me too. high five.

me three, even higher five.
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Old 06.29.2006, 11:04 AM   #13
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me four, even higherest five!
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Old 06.29.2006, 11:05 AM   #14
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Well, he wanted to marry her before he got her pregnant. He asked her to elope, and she didn't want to.
By the look of your threads and posts i would have opted for abortion.
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Old 06.29.2006, 11:24 AM   #15
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Yeah, my parents should have flown to England and aborted you. They still can. We want post-natal abortion on demand now!
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Old 06.29.2006, 01:01 PM   #16
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Sounds like something from a sit-com.
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Old 06.29.2006, 01:12 PM   #18
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Old 06.29.2006, 01:39 PM   #19
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It's a shame that you are still breathing.

Meh, I'm one step up the evolutionary ladder from you, I breath through my nose. Once you learn how to do that, I'll probably have evolved past the need for such a silly notion. Breathing, hah!
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