Three Random Things About You - Page 5

Confucious is sex · 06.21.2006, 03:09 PM

Tried to delete
accidental repeat.

fishmonkey · 06.21.2006, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

I got kicked out of a pub for a similar reason the other day. I was telling my mate that joke, "What do you do if your wife has an epileptic fit in the bath? Throw in the washing...". We laughed. The Landlord came over a couple of minutes later and asked us to leave.

Just as we got to the door, this old chap comes over and said, "You know, my son died last week when he had an epileptic fit in the bath..."

So we, of course, were very apologetic, you know, "Errr, sorry mate, didn't realise... we didn't mean any offence... we're really sorry". That kind of thing.

He says, "Yeah. He choked to death on my wife's bloomers"...

FUCKIN CLASSIC!

cant REP you - have to spread it around or summink!
Glice, you a fair funny. i felt so bad for you, i was thinkin, How fuckin unlucky can you be? fucked outa the local...
good laugh, fair funny.

Glice · 06.21.2006, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by fishmonkey

FUCKIN CLASSIC!

cant REP you - have to spread it around or summink!
Glice, you a fair funny. i felt so bad for you, i was thinkin, How fuckin unlucky can you be? fucked outa the local...
good laugh, fair funny.

Danke. I stole that joke without credit, and I have no intention of crediting the chap I stole it off. The secret is finding the appropriate moment...

fishmonkey · 06.21.2006, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Danke. I stole that joke without credit, and I have no intention of crediting the chap I stole it off. The secret is finding the appropriate moment...

too true! you do it so well.

HaydenAsche · 06.21.2006, 05:11 PM

1) The last text message I sent said "Why? So you can BUTTSEX?" and the last one I recieved said "No, I only save that for you

."

2) I had a veggie wrap with lettuce, spinach, onions, tomatoes, banana peppers, and fat free ranch for lunch.

3) The last check I wrote out was for precisely 12.74.

Savage Clone · 06.21.2006, 05:38 PM

All checks are for precise amounts, genius.

HaydenAsche · 06.21.2006, 05:40 PM

Duh. I know. I was just saying that that particular check was for 12.74 and not 8.43 or some amount of that nature.

Pookie · 06.21.2006, 05:43 PM

1) I've just painted my front door green.

2) There is a big pink unicorn in my room.

3) One of my nicknames at school was "Smurf"

youthoftomorrow · 06.21.2006, 05:45 PM

i've had a debit card for a month and i've already overdrawn twice (although, once was to buy Rather Ripped).

i fantasize about being in a band all the time.

i don't actually love green Jell-O. it's alright, but red is better.

Phlegmscope · 06.21.2006, 05:48 PM

-There's large amount of bottles that once contained alcohol on my computer desk. Now, that's not the annoying thing, the annoying thing is that they are empty.
-Pookie's unicorn looks like there's a dead body stuffed inside of it.
-I think it's wednesday.

Daycare Nation · 06.21.2006, 05:49 PM

I love Rather Ripped, I think Jet Set is better than Daydream Nation, and if I were in a fight with Hayden I would soooo kick his ass.

m^a(t)h · 06.21.2006, 07:39 PM

-Im performing in a mormon cemetary in my friends woods.

- I like to use base 18

- I read Modern Algebra and Trigonometry book 2 this summer....

acousticrock87 · 06.21.2006, 07:58 PM

1. I know Laurence Fishburne.

2. I've published a book.

3. I'm a fucking liar and should be ashamed.

youthoftomorrow · 03.17.2007, 11:50 PM

4. i love to play poker more than any other type of game.

5. i'm extremely shy around girls.

6. i think Flying V guitars are pretty cool.

ALIEN ANAL · 03.18.2007, 12:16 AM

1) i have never been flashed by a girl

2) i accidently crashed 2 planes into the twin towers

3) i have never been to new york

drrrtyboots · 03.18.2007, 12:33 AM

1.) im a fifteen year old alcoholic
2.) i live in the whitest, most sterotypical white town in america. seriously.
3,) first dates are bullshit.

something · 03.18.2007, 02:11 AM

1. i think the theme song from hawaii five o is the greatest theme song of all time
2. i like to stare at people outside of my work and wait to see how long it takes to freak them out
3. i think jesus is too emo

fishmonkey · 03.18.2007, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by fishmonkey

i'm too chicken to ask my boss for a raise
i'm 28 but tell everone i'm 24
i'm a technophile and have to have every new gadget out

well i grew a pair of balls and asked my boss for a raise and got it, now i can afford a Playstation 3 and somehow i'm 29 now.

ALIEN ANAL · 03.18.2007, 06:00 AM

crumbs i want a ps3, i dont have to panic though MGS4 doesnt comeout for a while anyway

fishmonkey · 03.18.2007, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

crumbs i want a ps3, i dont have to panic though MGS4 doesnt comeout for a while anyway

i'm not really gonna get one, gonna wait it out and let em come down in price, i just threw that in there for affect!

the Wii is much more affordable.

06.21.2006, 03:09 PM	#81
Confucious is sex bad moon rising Join Date: May 2006 Location: Shoreditch, London, UK Posts: 183	Tried to delete accidental repeat.
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06.21.2006, 05:11 PM	#85
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	1) The last text message I sent said "Why? So you can BUTTSEX?" and the last one I recieved said "No, I only save that for you ." 2) I had a veggie wrap with lettuce, spinach, onions, tomatoes, banana peppers, and fat free ranch for lunch. 3) The last check I wrote out was for precisely 12.74. __________________ rip
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06.21.2006, 05:38 PM	#86
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,286	All checks are for precise amounts, genius.
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06.21.2006, 05:40 PM	#87
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Duh. I know. I was just saying that that particular check was for 12.74 and not 8.43 or some amount of that nature. __________________ rip
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06.21.2006, 05:43 PM	#88
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	1) I've just painted my front door green. 2) There is a big pink unicorn in my room. 3) One of my nicknames at school was "Smurf"
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06.21.2006, 05:45 PM	#89
youthoftomorrow expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Idaho. Posts: 1,418	i've had a debit card for a month and i've already overdrawn twice (although, once was to buy Rather Ripped). i fantasize about being in a band all the time. i don't actually love green Jell-O. it's alright, but red is better. __________________ avalanche.
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Phlegmscope expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Finland Posts: 1,246	-There's large amount of bottles that once contained alcohol on my computer desk. Now, that's not the annoying thing, the annoying thing is that they are empty. -Pookie's unicorn looks like there's a dead body stuffed inside of it. -I think it's wednesday.
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06.21.2006, 05:49 PM	#91
Daycare Nation expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,904	I love Rather Ripped, I think Jet Set is better than Daydream Nation, and if I were in a fight with Hayden I would soooo kick his ass. __________________ That dragon ain't the love sweet love.
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06.21.2006, 07:39 PM	#92
m^a(t)h expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,204	-Im performing in a mormon cemetary in my friends woods. - I like to use base 18 - I read Modern Algebra and Trigonometry book 2 this summer....
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06.21.2006, 07:58 PM	#93
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	1. I know Laurence Fishburne. 2. I've published a book. 3. I'm a fucking liar and should be ashamed.
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03.17.2007, 11:50 PM	#94
youthoftomorrow expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Idaho. Posts: 1,418	4. i love to play poker more than any other type of game. 5. i'm extremely shy around girls. 6. i think Flying V guitars are pretty cool. __________________ avalanche.
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03.18.2007, 12:16 AM	#95
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	1) i have never been flashed by a girl 2) i accidently crashed 2 planes into the twin towers 3) i have never been to new york __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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03.18.2007, 12:33 AM	#96
drrrtyboots invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: in the forest(s) Posts: 2,946	1.) im a fifteen year old alcoholic 2.) i live in the whitest, most sterotypical white town in america. seriously. 3,) first dates are bullshit. __________________
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03.18.2007, 02:11 AM	#97
something bad moon rising Join Date: May 2006 Location: i live in the desert where nobody goes Posts: 234	1. i think the theme song from hawaii five o is the greatest theme song of all time 2. i like to stare at people outside of my work and wait to see how long it takes to freak them out 3. i think jesus is too emo __________________ i'll ride off into the sunset of yr colour T.V. http://www.myspace.com/usedtoaster
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03.18.2007, 06:00 AM	#99
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	crumbs i want a ps3, i dont have to panic though MGS4 doesnt comeout for a while anyway __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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