Using the toilet at work

Rob Instigator · 03.26.2014, 04:49 PM

Do you guys ever go into the bathroom at work and you can smell your co-worker's anus skin stank hanging in the air? Not shit, exactly, just the smell of shit permeated sphincter?

Bytor Peltor · 03.26.2014, 04:56 PM

Let's not forget those whose musty odour permeates beyond the bathroom walls.

EVOLghost · 03.26.2014, 05:13 PM

wow. Though I despise the smell of public bathrooms. Ugh. That smell peltor... Gross.

Bytor Peltor · 03.26.2014, 05:20 PM

Well, being "gross" is something we've all been guilty of over the years.

However, I have noticed some do so more than others.

The absolute worse are the vegans who have no noticeable odor, but leave the bowl looking as if a shit bomb exploded

Genteel Death · 03.26.2014, 05:28 PM

All my co-workers seem to smell nice, even the ones who don't look like they don't take a shower often. If they smelt bad I'd be all over them because they probably live life to the full.

foreverasskiss · 03.26.2014, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

Do you guys ever go into the bathroom at work and you can smell your co-worker's anus skin stank hanging in the air? Not shit, exactly, just the smell of shit permeated sphincter?

ha, are you talking about that butt chesse smell? fucking gross!!!! i don't know if that smell is caused by a good shit or wiping yr ass too hard. it almost seems wrong and makes me wonder about the person that leaves behind such a pudgent perculiar funk.

floatingslowly · 03.27.2014, 04:51 AM

fuck the shitters, it's the periods that I can't take. fucking blood everywhere.

Rob Instigator · 03.27.2014, 08:23 AM

Last week here at work (where the ADMIN office shares two unisex bathrooms) the custodial staff placed these jelly-like cinnamon smelling air fresheners (which normally seem to go in urinals) but they placed them next to the small canister next to the toilet where ladies put their tampon applicators.

who complained? I have been here 18 months and never noticed anything gross, but someone must have! Maybe they are sensitive to the smell of menstrual vag?

tesla69 · 03.27.2014, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

fuck the shitters, it's the periods that I can't take. fucking blood everywhere.

I recommend a high fibre diet or you may well find yourself staring into a bright red bowl as you discover the fascinating world of piles: hemmoroids.

I'm not sure what is worse, the lingering smell or the industrial odor suppressants.

Savage Clone · 03.27.2014, 09:55 AM

I thought the worst part of using public toilets was government-hired private companies collecting your fecal metadata.

_slavo_ · 03.27.2014, 10:07 AM

Taking a shit at work is a great form of relax.
Especially when you work in an agency - tons of free magazines for you to read while you're taking a dump.

Genteel Death · 03.27.2014, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I thought the worst part of using public toilets was government-hired private companies collecting your fecal metadata.

hahahahaha!

Nefeli · 03.27.2014, 12:57 PM

all my male ex-co-workers, with the exception maybe of one, had hourglass figures.

dunno if that has to do anything with their dumps; just wanted to state that.

EVOLghost · 03.27.2014, 01:35 PM

they probably had very healthy dumps.

floatingslowly · 03.28.2014, 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by tesla69

I recommend a high fibre diet or you may well find yourself staring into a bright red bowl as you discover the fascinating world of piles: hemmoroids.

I'm not sure what is worse, the lingering smell or the industrial odor suppressants.

oh, I had that hole sealed over with epoxy resin years ago. these days, I use leaches to remove the waste.

tesla69 · 03.28.2014, 10:15 AM

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oh, I had that hole sealed over with epoxy resin years ago. these days, I use leaches to remove the waste.

Didn't the resin itch terribly as it dried?

floatingslowly · 03.28.2014, 04:40 PM

yeah, sure, but after it dried it made a pleasant clacking sound against my nails. the changeover was sublime.

Johnny "Magic Fingers" · 03.29.2014, 10:26 AM

Speaking of shit, why not take this short (and shitty) quiz and see if you can correctly guess where in the world these toilets are from...

http://games.usvsth3m.com/crapper-mapper/

Bytor Peltor · 03.29.2014, 11:39 AM

^^^that was fun!

5/10

Rob Instigator · 03.29.2014, 11:46 AM

I got 7/10 with a few lucky guesses

03.26.2014, 04:49 PM	#1
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Bytor Peltor Banned Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Arlen, Texas Posts: 3,784	Let's not forget those whose musty odour permeates beyond the bathroom walls.
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EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	wow. Though I despise the smell of public bathrooms. Ugh. That smell peltor... Gross.
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03.26.2014, 05:20 PM	#4
Bytor Peltor Banned Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Arlen, Texas Posts: 3,784	Well, being "gross" is something we've all been guilty of over the years. However, I have noticed some do so more than others. The absolute worse are the vegans who have no noticeable odor, but leave the bowl looking as if a shit bomb exploded
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Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	All my co-workers seem to smell nice, even the ones who don't look like they don't take a shower often. If they smelt bad I'd be all over them because they probably live life to the full.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	fuck the shitters, it's the periods that I can't take. fucking blood everywhere.
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03.27.2014, 08:23 AM	#8
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	Last week here at work (where the ADMIN office shares two unisex bathrooms) the custodial staff placed these jelly-like cinnamon smelling air fresheners (which normally seem to go in urinals) but they placed them next to the small canister next to the toilet where ladies put their tampon applicators. who complained? I have been here 18 months and never noticed anything gross, but someone must have! Maybe they are sensitive to the smell of menstrual vag? __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,286	I thought the worst part of using public toilets was government-hired private companies collecting your fecal metadata.
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_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,886	Taking a shit at work is a great form of relax. Especially when you work in an agency - tons of free magazines for you to read while you're taking a dump. __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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Nefeli invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,147,485,022	all my male ex-co-workers, with the exception maybe of one, had hourglass figures. dunno if that has to do anything with their dumps; just wanted to state that.
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03.27.2014, 01:35 PM	#14
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	they probably had very healthy dumps.
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03.28.2014, 04:40 PM	#17
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	yeah, sure, but after it dried it made a pleasant clacking sound against my nails. the changeover was sublime.
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03.29.2014, 10:26 AM	#18
Johnny "Magic Fingers" children of satan Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: A downward spiral Posts: 318	Speaking of shit, why not take this short (and shitty) quiz and see if you can correctly guess where in the world these toilets are from... http://games.usvsth3m.com/crapper-mapper/
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03.29.2014, 11:39 AM	#19
Bytor Peltor Banned Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Arlen, Texas Posts: 3,784	^^^that was fun! 5/10
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03.29.2014, 11:46 AM	#20
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	I got 7/10 with a few lucky guesses __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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