The dumbest thing you've done when you're drunk

Trasher02 · 08.30.2008, 10:07 PM

Please do tell me. I'm going to bed now, I want some answers when I wake up!

we'll come out in the night
everybody you know
will be laughing and singing
and there won't be no fighting

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.30.2008, 10:08 PM

I wrote out a statement on paper that I would never do more than 4 Jello Shots ever again, then signed it and gave it to my friend.
Also, I told a friend that if he would shut up about chicken nuggets that I would buy him a whole chicken farm that he could then turn into nuggets. Little did I know that he was already asleep when I said this.

Cantankerous · 08.30.2008, 10:11 PM

jumped from a roof into a pool

viewtiful_alan · 08.30.2008, 10:18 PM

Shat on my friends floor.
and stole gardening shears from a walmart (same night)

Everyneurotic · 08.30.2008, 10:19 PM

sat in the middle of a dancefloor, went barefoot on the street and had something stick in my foot, pay a cab with someone else's wallet, drop a bass amp (i'm actually glad for this), vomit on the table, argued with a cop and gotten away with it.

i'm glad it's only every ten years or so i get really drunk.

schizophrenicroom · 08.30.2008, 10:20 PM

i vomited all over my bathroom rug and said i had a violent reaction to the seafood i'd eaten earlier. what's even dumber is my excuse worked.

Cantankerous · 08.30.2008, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

i'm glad it's only every ten years or so i get really drunk.

looks like you've just proven me right. every time i get drunk i get really drunk.

Everyneurotic · 08.30.2008, 10:23 PM

i only get super drunk when i'm feeling sad before or during the drinking.

and yeah, i get blind drunk when it happens.

ZEROpumpkins · 08.30.2008, 11:02 PM

I think I'm giving up drinking to excess. I'm fuckin' sick of the hangovers.

TheDom · 08.30.2008, 11:14 PM

i sat in someone's open truck with these subs blaring just chillin and talkin to anyone that walked by

then lost to a chinese kid in a rap battle

pantophobia · 08.30.2008, 11:54 PM

decided to eat half a pizza, after having half a bottle of jameson's

it all ended up in the sink, which was so dumb cause i had to scoop it out bare handed into the toilet so it wouldn't clog the drain

touch me i'm sick · 08.30.2008, 11:57 PM

fucked around, in all nastiness with one of my girl friends. then threw up all over her floor and slipped in my vomit.

i'm no lesbian

MellySingsDoom · 08.31.2008, 12:42 AM

Christ, I could kill pretty much everyone here w/my "being a fuckwit when drunk stories". Let's see what recent drunken idiocy I've been up to...ah yes, attempting to fall asleep in Battersea Park at 4.30am, because I couldn't be bothered to walk the rest of the way back to Melly Towers.

Cantankerous · 08.31.2008, 12:43 AM

oh actually. the dumbest thing i've ever done while i was drunk is drive a car.

MellySingsDoom · 08.31.2008, 12:47 AM

^^^Me too (after 4 pints) - never fucking again...

Cantankerous · 08.31.2008, 12:51 AM

and it's not stupid because you put yourself at risk, there are too many people in the world anyway. it's stupid because you put other people at risk. if you want to die, go right ahead and be my guest, but don't make the decision for someone else.

✌➬ · 08.31.2008, 12:54 AM

Following some strange guy into the bathroom stall of the club.

MellySingsDoom · 08.31.2008, 12:56 AM

^^^^Ha ha ha - isn't that your textbook move, Synth?

MellySingsDoom · 08.31.2008, 12:57 AM

Oh, here's another - walking around in Melboune on my second night there, absolutely cunted, in order to find a place to eat. How I didn't get totally lost, I've no idea to this day.

✌➬ · 08.31.2008, 12:58 AM

No, that was random. And I was there with another guy too. Funny.

08.30.2008, 10:07 PM	#1
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Please do tell me. I'm going to bed now, I want some answers when I wake up! we'll come out in the night everybody you know will be laughing and singing and there won't be no fighting __________________ 666
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08.30.2008, 10:08 PM	#2
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	I wrote out a statement on paper that I would never do more than 4 Jello Shots ever again, then signed it and gave it to my friend. Also, I told a friend that if he would shut up about chicken nuggets that I would buy him a whole chicken farm that he could then turn into nuggets. Little did I know that he was already asleep when I said this. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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08.30.2008, 10:11 PM	#3
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	jumped from a roof into a pool __________________ RETIRED
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08.30.2008, 10:18 PM	#4
viewtiful_alan invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Houston Texas Posts: 2,663	Shat on my friends floor. and stole gardening shears from a walmart (same night) __________________
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08.30.2008, 10:19 PM	#5
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	sat in the middle of a dancefloor, went barefoot on the street and had something stick in my foot, pay a cab with someone else's wallet, drop a bass amp (i'm actually glad for this), vomit on the table, argued with a cop and gotten away with it. i'm glad it's only every ten years or so i get really drunk. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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08.30.2008, 10:20 PM	#6
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	i vomited all over my bathroom rug and said i had a violent reaction to the seafood i'd eaten earlier. what's even dumber is my excuse worked. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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08.30.2008, 10:23 PM	#8
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	i only get super drunk when i'm feeling sad before or during the drinking. and yeah, i get blind drunk when it happens. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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08.30.2008, 11:02 PM	#9
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	I think I'm giving up drinking to excess. I'm fuckin' sick of the hangovers. __________________
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08.30.2008, 11:14 PM	#10
TheDom expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Nashville. Posts: 1,924	i sat in someone's open truck with these subs blaring just chillin and talkin to anyone that walked by then lost to a chinese kid in a rap battle
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08.30.2008, 11:54 PM	#11
pantophobia expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,349	decided to eat half a pizza, after having half a bottle of jameson's it all ended up in the sink, which was so dumb cause i had to scoop it out bare handed into the toilet so it wouldn't clog the drain
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08.30.2008, 11:57 PM	#12
touch me i'm sick expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,936	fucked around, in all nastiness with one of my girl friends. then threw up all over her floor and slipped in my vomit. i'm no lesbian
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08.31.2008, 12:42 AM	#13
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Christ, I could kill pretty much everyone here w/my "being a fuckwit when drunk stories". Let's see what recent drunken idiocy I've been up to...ah yes, attempting to fall asleep in Battersea Park at 4.30am, because I couldn't be bothered to walk the rest of the way back to Melly Towers. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.31.2008, 12:43 AM	#14
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	oh actually. the dumbest thing i've ever done while i was drunk is drive a car. __________________ RETIRED
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08.31.2008, 12:47 AM	#15
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	^^^Me too (after 4 pints) - never fucking again... __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.31.2008, 12:51 AM	#16
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	and it's not stupid because you put yourself at risk, there are too many people in the world anyway. it's stupid because you put other people at risk. if you want to die, go right ahead and be my guest, but don't make the decision for someone else. __________________ RETIRED
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08.31.2008, 12:54 AM	#17
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	Following some strange guy into the bathroom stall of the club. __________________ We Kill Homosexuals!!!
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08.31.2008, 12:56 AM	#18
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	^^^^Ha ha ha - isn't that your textbook move, Synth? __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.31.2008, 12:57 AM	#19
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Oh, here's another - walking around in Melboune on my second night there, absolutely cunted, in order to find a place to eat. How I didn't get totally lost, I've no idea to this day. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.31.2008, 12:58 AM	#20
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	No, that was random. And I was there with another guy too. Funny. __________________ We Kill Homosexuals!!!
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